Chapter 22: Uncle, I'm a policeman

Finally, he turned around and arrived at an Internet café, and Shao Jian rushed out as soon as he entered.

"Holy! It stinks! "I don't have the consciousness that I didn't smell better than the Internet café yesterday.

"Stinky? Let's change it, I've asked several of them! Gou Yuzi hurriedly said, for fear that Shao Jian would be angry and not let him go online.

This guy is a pure networm. Shao Jian and he met him at an Internet café. At that time, he was playing games and was getting started. Shao Jian was playing in an Internet café, and he was too lazy to buy a cigarette at that time, so he looked familiar, so he went over and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother, do you have cigarettes?" Since then, Gou Yuzi has followed Shao Jian. Because Shao Jian is more "honest", others don't find fault, he won't find other people's fault, so several people don't go to "solicit" others together, that is, they play in Internet cafes. This also follows the dog's wishes, and the big brother who takes the Internet every day, where to find it? Of course, Shao Jian never invites others, he is invited by Dog Leftovers and Wangcai...

After asking N more people, the three of them finally sat down on the comfortable sofa in the Internet café.

But as soon as I turned on the machine, the problem came.

"I'm grass! What kind of broken machine is this, why is it so stuck? Wangcai shouted.

Shao Jian glared at Wangcai, "What are you calling blind?" This is not our territory, you shouted and annoyed people and beat you, Lao Tzu is not responsible. When you're away from home, keep a low profile! ”

Wangcai also realized his mistake at this time, and quickly shut up and listened to Shao Jian continue.

"Machine card, you TM won't stop playing games? Isn't it okay to chat? There are no beauties on QQ, you ask me! (At this time, the eyes of all the perverts in the Internet café shot at Shao Jian, and the only few women also glared at Shao Jian fiercely, if the eyes could kill, Shao Jian was already full of holes at this time...) Chatting, self-cultivation, and nurturing 。。。。 (Omit 50,000 words, editor, don't forget the 50,000 words manuscript fee...) ）”

Wangcai on the side of the listener nodded again and again. And the dog leftover on the other side was amazed, "Brother Jian let Tang Seng possess him today, how can I say so much truth... ”

Shao Jian ignored the two guys who were still complaining. After I boarded QQ, I immediately received a lot of information.

"Brother, where are you?"

"Brother Jian, how are you now?"

"Dude, I heard that your kid ran away? Weren't you pretty honest before? ”

。。。。。。

Looking at the greetings of these brothers, Shao Jian's nose was sour. Alas, brothers, buddies planted this time, go back and invite you to drink!

Just when Shao Jian was moved, a stranger's message appeared in front of him.

"Handsome guy, the MM next to me said you are very handsome!"

When I opened the stranger's profile, it seemed to be a woman.

Shao Jian was stunned for a moment, Lao Tzu doesn't know you... So Shao Jian replied: "Why don't you say I'm handsome?" I know I'm handsome! In fact, when I looked in the mirror a long time ago, I found out that I am indeed amazingly handsome, incomparably handsome, Pan An and I can't compare, Lu Bu wants to kill me when he sees me, because I am too handsome than him, and he is afraid that Diao Chan will fall in love with me! ”

“。。。” The "woman" on the opposite side was stunned, probably vomiting.

After a long time, the "woman" finally replied, "Well, you're handsome... By the way, handsome guy, who are you? ”

Shao Jian had a flash of inspiration, mother, wouldn't it be that I found all my QQ, right?

To prove it, Shao Jian asked, "Where are you?" ”

"I'm from Town A in County Y. You should know me. We're fellow countrymen! ”

Seeing this information, Shao Jian was even more sure, it was to find Lao Tzudi! So, Shao Jian began to talk to "her".

Shao Jian: (In order not to let everyone look confused, hereinafter referred to as Shao) "Ah, you are from Town A." I'm from Town B! It's not far away! What do you say your name is? Do I know each other? ”

Female (this person,I don't know if it's a man or a woman when I break the law.,But it's really a woman in the data.。。 Let's just treat it as a woman): "My name is XXC, do you know?" ”

Shao: "Oh... I don't know. How old are you? ”

Woman: "I'm twenty-two." ”

Shao: "Oh, then I don't know it, all I know are old men!" The kind of forty or fifty years old. ”

Woman: "Huh? So how old are you? ”

Shao: "Me? I'm fifty-eight! ”

Woman: "Uh... ”

Shao: "What do you do?" ”

Woman: "I'm playing at home, and I'll come to the Internet when I'm fine." What about you? ”

Shao: "I, I've done a lot!" When I was young, I killed people, set fires, raped people, walked through smuggling, sold drugs, dug graves, robbed tombs, robbed aisles, went abroad, went to work, repaired roads... You say I haven't done anything!? ”

Woman: "Uncle... WHAT YOU HAVE DONE ... That's a lot ... ”

Shao: "Hmm! Is that! No, my grandson recently bought me a computer, and I can type in two days, and I'm still typing very fast! ”

Woman: "Uncle... You're a jack of all trades! ”

Shao: "Girl, do you know wow?" ”

Woman: "Then, uncle, what are you doing now?" ”

Shao: "Uncle, I'm not talented, I have nothing to coax the little policeman, if you are unhappy, you will be a policeman!" ”

When the woman saw Shao Jian's words, she immediately went offline and left...

"Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death!" Thinking about the appearance of the "woman" running away, Shao Jian finally couldn't help it and laughed. caused the entire Internet café to look at Shao Jian.

Seeing Shao Jian smiling so happily, Gou Yuzi and Wangcai also quickly turned their heads, "What's wrong Brother Jian?" ”

Shao Jian pointed to the message record on the computer, and he was already out of breath with laughter.

"Hahahaha, Brother Jian, my brother has served... Laughing to death, then SB must be trying to trick you into taking the bait. Wangcai's tears flowed out.

The dog leftover on the other side also laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, and after laughing enough, he gasped and said, "Brother Jian, this must be the police... Damn, that fool let you fool to death, and still call you uncle, I'm grass, why haven't I encountered this good thing? ”

Shao Jian heard this and slapped it, "A good thing? With the two of you in mind, it's a good thing not to let people talk! Fortunately, it was me who was looking for me, otherwise, all three of us would be finished! ”

The two of them immediately shut up, because they knew that if they really found the two of them, it was really possible for people to make a statement...

The three of them spent an afternoon in an Internet café. In the end, Shao Jian was annoyed by the complaints of the two people on the left and right, so he pulled the two people away. If the machine had worked, those two would have been sitting until tomorrow morning!

"Tomorrow we will be on the net for another day, and then let's go shopping in this beautiful scenery!" Shao Jian looked at the Tianshan Mountains in the distance, and suddenly became arrogant.

When the two people who were discussing the difficulty of using the machine on the side heard Shao Jian's words, a trace of pride also swelled up in their hearts, "Okay! Go for it! ”

And at this time, a sentence came from Wangcai, which broke all the arrogant atmosphere just now: "Brother Jian, let's go to the bar again?" ”

The answer to Wangcai is two big white eyes...

PS: Dear children's shoes... I'm sorry, it's so cold today, I got up late, and when I think about it, all the manuscripts are used up, so I quickly get up and code words, and I haven't coded the chapter until now. Because I feel very dry in these chapters, and my state is not very good, I hope you can understand me. The other good news is that this book has been signed... Next Tuesday, Chinese Online will send me the contract back, hehe. The name of this book was changed.,It's been changed very bullish.,I've always pursued the principle of keeping a low profile.,This title crashed.,It's really not my intention.,It's the editor who changed it.。。。 If you want to scold, scold me... After all, I still rely on the editor to eat... The children in the family are poor, so they drink Sanlu... Everyone have to support me! I'll write it well... By the way, about those Shao Jian's chats with that woman, it was the experience of the offender himself... I still don't know if it's a man or a woman.