"Little brother, your current form of existence, in the words of your human world, is a ghost, or a soul. You don't have a heartbeat, you don't breathe, the reason why you don't find out is because of your subjective self-hypnosis, you can listen to your pulse and heartbeat to see if I'm lying to you. Ma Mian patted Song Tianpeng on the shoulder and explained.

Song Tianpeng put his hands on his chest and felt it carefully, indeed, it was like putting it on a wooden board, he couldn't feel anything, and his big breath did not cause his chest to rise and fall.

After repeated blows, Song Tianpeng's bearing capacity has also become a lot stronger, as if he is nothing, and the essence of ** silk has also been revealed.

"So, I'm really dead. And he was sat to death!" Song Tianpeng was very aggrieved, and he estimated that he was the only one who died like this. "Grandma's legs, can you damage points? Being hit by a car is much stronger than this!"

Originally, Song Tianpeng still looked down on those who were hit by cars and electrocuted, and felt that it was too old-fashioned, but now he envied those ways of dying, how could it be better than being killed by someone like himself!

"Little brother, don't mind this too much, this can only mean that your luck is not good, and the point is too bad. Ma Mian comforted that this was the first time he had encountered such a death. said this, but I was surprised in my heart, this kid's heart is too strong!

"Death is still about luck?" Song Tianpeng heard of it for the first time.

"Don't dwell on this, look at this. Ma Mian took out a tablet out of nowhere,

"iPad?" Song Tianpeng shouted in surprise.

"Uh, cough, cough is life and death!"

Ma Mian explained embarrassedly, quickly pressed the unlock button, and handed it to Song Tianpeng.

In the middle of the computer page are three large black characters arranged vertically - Life and Death Book. Then the page changed automatically, and after a few seconds, Song Tianpeng found his name in the dense names on the page, but his name was circled by a red line.

"The person who is surrounded by the red line indicates that the yang life in the human world has ended, the soul has entered the underworld, and has come to the underworld to judge the merits and demerits of the previous life. Then cross the Nai He Bridge and drink Meng Po soup to be reincarnated. Ma Mian explained.

Song Tianpeng didn't seem to hear Ma Mian's words, and took the so-called life and death beam in his hand in his hand, and the page immediately changed to horizontal, Song Tianpeng swiped his fingers on the screen a few times, expanding and shrinking, and then looked up at Ma Mian and said seriously: "I'm sure this is the ipad!"

"Huh" Ma Mian raised his head and roared, and then snatched the book of life and death and put it away, he almost went crazy after living for thousands of years, and now the main thing is to get this uncle away quickly. After stabilizing his mood, Ma Mian squeezed out a smile and said to Song Tianpeng: "Hehe, little brother, don't you all say that you keep pace with the times, of course our prefecture has to keep up with the trend." Besides, that's not the point, the point is that you're dead, your soul is here. ”

"You're laughing so fakely!" Song Tianpeng said with a frown as he looked at the unnatural horse face.

"Brother Ma, hold back! Hold on!" said the bull head as he grabbed Ma Mian, who was about to go berserk.

"Breathe, breathe" Ma Mian rubbed his forehead with his hand, and he was about to roll his eyes if he continued like this, "Old Niu, you tell him, I'll rest for a while." ”

"Oh!" the bull head agreed.

"Actually, you can live past 100 years old, it's just this and that," the bull stumbled and didn't know how to go on.

"Big brother, what do you say! How can you talk to the leader! I'm dead, don't break my ears like this anymore, okay!" Song Tianpeng's ears were about to become calloused, and he hurriedly urged.

"Oh, hehe. Niu Tou scratched his head a little embarrassed, and then said: "Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just that we watched a movie on the computer for a while, and then the computer was infected with a virus, and there was an error in the life and death book system, and then you came here." ”

"What? So I can live for more than 70 years, it was your broken computer system error that killed me, this is a trivial matter? The life and death book in charge of life and death can still make such a mistake?" Song Tianpeng gritted his teeth and asked rhetorically, the first time he heard that the death of a person is a trivial matter, so what is a major matter?

"We don't know, it's not that I watched the movie on the website where you got off the movie" Niu Tou was also very depressed, and he and Ma Mian were bored and clicked on it for a while, and then Song Tianpeng was not in the world, and then he was really curious and killed!

"What, you, you actually stole my website to watch a blockbuster, and you complained about me when you were done, didn't you? Who did I provoke, what did you lose? What did I lose? Big brother, I lost my life, and I only have one! You think it's a wallet, throw one and buy another one!" Song Tianpeng almost vomited blood when he heard this reason, pointed at the bull head and horse face and shouted, spitting stars flying all over the sky, no wonder there will be a mistake in the life and death book system, and the virus has been hit.

"I'll talk to your leaders to reason!"

"Little brother, don't get excited, don't get excited, you see, isn't this a solution being discussed. Don't worry, I will be responsible for your death. Ma Mian patted his chest and reassured.

"How can you be responsible, I'm still a virgin, okay, my great youth has just begun! Why don't you send me back, and then compensate me for 18 million mental damages, and I'll treat it as if nothing happened?" Song Tianpeng asked expectantly.

Niu Tou Ma Mian shook his head, this is not a courier, it is a mistake.

"If we could, we would have sent you back a long time ago, after death, the physical body can no longer be used as a medium for the soul, otherwise those unjust souls and evil ghosts in the human world would have returned to their original bodies long ago, and they would not wander around. It would be strange that a person who was already dead suddenly stood up again, and was not treated as a monster, in that case, the human world would have been chaotic a long time ago. ”

"Hmm!" Song Tianpeng nodded, although he agreed with this point of view, he was still a little disappointed in his heart.

"But we can make you reborn! Ma Mian said confidently, "What kind of tire you want to cast at that time is not a matter for the two of us to do it casually." ”

"Oh, hearing you say this, this matter is not undiscussed!" Song Tianpeng was a little moved, and when he heard Ma Mian say this, the whole person was in good spirits, and he was suddenly interested. "Your boss, uh, it's either your boss or Lord Yama, can I meet him, I want to talk to him. ”

"Oh, little brother, what a little bit of a problem, what kind of leader are you looking for, we will do it in minutes. Ma Mian said with a smile.

If the king of Hades knew about this, he would not have to peel off the skin of the bull's head and horse's face, this is a matter of human life. While there is no big impact now, and the leaders have not found out, they quickly blocked the news and turned the big thing into a small thing!

Coincidentally, in the past few days, it happened that the Lord of Hades had gone out and not returned, so as to avoid having too many dreams at night! After this incident happened, the two of them immediately discussed a solution -- to hide from the world and cross the sea. is to take advantage of the positions of the two of them, secretly arrange, and help Song Tianpeng reincarnate in private, without knowing it, otherwise the longer he stays in the underworld, the greater the danger.

In fact, Song Tianpeng just said casually, the king of Hades doesn't say that he can see it, and this kind of thing can be suppressed wherever it is placed, and big things will be turned into small things. If an employee makes a mistake and wants his leader to know, it is not to secretly hide it, whether it is the human world, the underworld, some things, the main reason is the same. I just want to talk about the conditions for a while to get more benefits, don't you do this to slander people?

"Hehe, hehe, little brother, Ming people don't say secret words, this matter is indeed our fault, we will definitely do our best to make up for it, of course, we also hope to deal with this matter quietly, we will definitely be punished if we are alarmed, you will raise your hand, the most important thing now is to discuss a solution that everyone is satisfied with, don't you say?" Ma Mian said sincerely.

"Hmm," Song Tianpeng nodded.

"Can you go to reincarnation right away?" Song Tianpeng asked, since the words were so clear, there was no need to beat around the bush.

"It's a minute!" Ma Mian immediately assured as soon as he saw the door.

"Can I be reincarnated as an immortal?" Song Tianpeng then asked.

"Well, little brother, this immortal is not reincarnated, and it needs to be cultivated hard the day after tomorrow. Ma Mian explained, how can anyone be born as an immortal, even if he is a son born to an immortal, he can't do it!" "But we can teleport you to some planets suitable for cultivation, and there are cultivators in many dimensional planets." ”

"Really, great, then I can fly the eaves and walk on the wall or something, just like in martial arts novels. Song Tianpeng said excitedly, and he asked casually, but he didn't expect that there would be unexpected surprises.

"As long as you're willing to work hard, it's no problem!" Ma Mian affirmed.

The premise is to "work hard", and I don't know how much this effort is. The sentence with the addition of the front fall is often not so simple, the middle Chinese the language, broad and profound.