As an otaku, Song Tianpeng, since he first saw a martial arts movie when he was a child, he fantasized about the dream of being a hero, so he didn't care about anything else.

"Then what are you doing here in a daze?" Song Tianpeng urged: "Let's go!"

"Ugh"

The two looked at each other, and there was obviously a trace of surprise in each other's eyes. This kid is too easy to deceive, no wonder I often hear people say that college students' brains are similar to those of elementary school students, and it's true.

"Ahem, ahem!"

Looking at the bull head and horse face staring at him, Song Tianpeng pretended to cough, it seems that this ghost is nothing special, sometimes like people, he is also stupid.

"Let's go, I'll go right away. The two of them reacted, and they wished they could get this matter done immediately, "Little brother, you put your hand on my shoulder, and we teleported over." ”

Song Tianpeng put his hand on the horse's shoulder, only to feel the dazzling white light in front of him flash, and the next moment, the three of them appeared by a river.

"It's really fast!" Song Tianpeng was not nervous at all, he had already experienced death, was there anything else worth being afraid of? But teleportation was really handsome.

"Little brother, you see, this river is the Nai River, and the bridge next to it is the Nai He Bridge. If you want to go to the place of reincarnation, you have to walk over the bridge, and we can't teleport to this place. Ma Mian introduced.

Song Tianpeng looked in the direction pointed by Ma Mian, there was no river in front of him, there was only a small ditch less than one meter wide, the water in the ditch was bright red as blood, the water surface was calm and waveless, and he couldn't even see the direction of the water flow. There was a dilapidated arch bridge made entirely of black stone over the ditch, and it felt like it was in danger of collapsing at any moment. There are long queues of people on both sides of the bridge, and you can't see the end at a glance. Everyone's eyes are glazed and their movements are straight. There are a lot of people, but they are orderly and not chaotic at all. There was an old lady sitting on the bridge, scooping water for everyone, and the dragon slowly squirmed forward.

Song Tianpeng knew that since this was Nai He Bridge, these people were drinking Meng Po soup. It's just that this is too far from the picture in my head.

"Do you still need a bridge? Just cross it in one step!" Song Tianpeng asked with some puzzlement, pointing to the small ditch in front of him.

"Hehe, little brother, know that sometimes what you see with your eyes is not necessarily true. No one knows the true width of the Nai River, it is said that a powerful man once jumped into the Nai River, swam for 100 years without stopping, still could not see the shore, and finally returned in vain, the width of the Nai River seems to be endless. After passing the Nai Ho Bridge, you only need to walk a few steps to the other side of the river. As the saying goes: there is a lot of helplessness in the water of the Nai River, and the bridge span is helpless. Ma Mian proudly explained.

"I see!" Song Tianpeng suddenly said.

"Follow me. Ma Mian pulled Song Tianpeng towards the Nai He Bridge.

On the stone arch bridge, an old woman with gray hair sat on a small wooden bench, scooping something from a black bucket, the old woman should be very old, her face was full of wrinkles, even her hands were full of wrinkles, and her two eye sockets were deeply collapsed.

"Hehehe, Granny Meng, I'm busy, let's cut in line, in a hurry. Ma Mian said with a smile.

"Little pony, don't talk to my mother-in-law, I'm hippie and smiling!!" Meng Po, who was sitting on the small bench, raised her eyes and glanced at the three of them, and after staying on Song Tianpeng for a few seconds, she scooped a bowl of water and put it on the table as she spoke, "Drink it." ”

"Thank you, Granny Meng. The horse made a gesture.

"Hmm. Meng Po nodded, with a natural expression.

"You are Meng Po, who has admired the name for a long time. Song Tianpeng learned from the ancients and arched his hand towards Meng Po. "Can I ask you a few questions?"

"Well, just ask. Meng Po felt that this kid was quite polite, and replied casually.

"Are you working here? Why don't you retire at such an old age, your salary must be quite high with such a large workload! By the way, do you have annual leave or something? Do you have five insurances and one housing fund? Do people in your prefecture need to buy a house? Have the housing prices risen? Do you have no children? Is there anyone who will give you a pension and send you to the end of your life?" Song Tianpeng's mouth kept asking like a machine gun.

"Uh" Niu Tou, Ma Mian, and Meng Po were completely thundered.

After half a ring.

"Did this kid's head squeeze the door?"

Meng Po asked with a dark face to the horse. Your grandmother's is still old for the elderly, and this kid can't speak too much.

"Hehe, his head hasn't been squeezed, but he's been sitting. Ma Mian leaned into Meng Po's ear and whispered.

"Hurry up and drink the soup!" Seeing that Meng Po's face was not good, Ma Mian hurriedly brought the bowl to Song Tianpeng.

"I'm just curious, I don't want to say it. Song Tianpeng took the bowl handed over by Ma Mian, and he couldn't control his mouth again.

"This soup is nothing, it's like boiled water, it's better to call it Meng Po water! Since it's called Meng Po soup, it's better to beat an egg flower, put some seaweed, coriander or something, like a little bit, this is too foolish, or it's not good to remember when you're old!"

Song Tianpeng muttered quietly, but he forgot what the three people around him were doing, these words clearly reached their ears, and the bull head and horse face immediately turned around, his body kept trembling, and he almost laughed out loud.

"Get out!"

Meng Po's roar was deafening, she had never been so angry in her life. Nima, also egg flower and coriander, this is reincarnation, you think you are eating in a restaurant!

Song Tianpeng, who had just put the bowl to his mouth, was startled by Meng Po's voice, and his ears were buzzing.

"Why are you so loud? Be careful that I complain about you! At such an old age, beware of lack of oxygen."

Before Song Tianpeng finished speaking, he was dragged down by Ma Mian covering his mouth, fortunately, he had done it before, otherwise Song Tianpeng would have been slapped into slag by Meng Po by now. But Rao is like this, looking at Meng Po's iron-clad face, if you continue to make trouble, it won't be long before you can do it. At that time, it will not be solved in a sentence or two.

Thirty-six plans, go for the top!

As soon as the smoke slipped, the three of them ran away without a trace. Song Tianpeng was dragged to fly at all, and his feet never touched the ground. I don't even know when the bowl in my hand is gone.

The bull head and horse dragged Song Tianpeng for about ten miles, and only stopped in front of a huge white peak. However, the mountain is floating upside down in the air. The flat and neat carving on the side of the mountain peak has three large black characters - the reincarnation hall

A suspended bluestone staircase connects from the side of the road to a triangular crack in the middle of the peak, and the human dragon who drank Meng Po soup is divided into two directions, one of which ends here, and people walk into the crack in the middle of the mountain peak one after another

"Oops, I said what are you two pulling me to run?"

As soon as Song Tianpeng's feet stood on the ground, he complained to the horse, "What's the hurry, hurry to reincarnate!"

"yes. ”

The bull head and the horse looked at each other, and nodded in agreement, isn't this asking nonsense.

"Damn!"