Chapter 91: Catching the Ducks on the Shelf (First Update)
It's better not to see each other than to see each other, and you don't have to miss each other. Many people are destined to be each other's passers-by, you think that person is here for you, but in fact, many times that person is just passing through your bloom, a short-lived bloom.
When Zhang Xiaoman looked at Hou San and Zhu Dachang, Hou San also saw He Wei standing in Zhang Xiaoman.
People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, Hou San thinks that he is now famous enough, and he has attracted the famous criminal investigation captain of City A. Some people, you just need to look at them to remember for a lifetime. Hou San had only seen He Wei once in a legal TV show, but he firmly remembered that this face was very square, his tone was also very square, and he was even more of a square criminal investigation captain.
In the past, Hou Sanguan called knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent, but now he knows that some things are destined in the dark. In the dark, he remembered this man, and provoked this man in the dark, so now he will meet this person again in a foreign land as a guest.
It takes 18 months for people to learn to walk, but it takes a lifetime to learn to stay. Hou San wanted to stop very much earlier, so he moved his right foot away from the accelerator pedal of the car and drove on some rough and bumpy roads as much as possible. When people encounter bumps, they will slow down when they are constantly rubbed, and the same is true for cars.
Carefully avoiding the opportunity to collide with others, Hou San finally succeeded in controlling the speed of the car. Unconsciously has entered the green vine city center area, the street flowers and branches dazzled him, is looking for a spacious place to separate people and vehicles, but at this time in the crowd of thousands of people to see what is it, Deng Shi was shocked, a foot on the accelerator pedal, the engine roared angrily, the car jumped away.
Zhang Xiaoman looked at the green car shadow in the distance, and suddenly felt a little unexpected, touched his nose, and said with a strange expression, "What a shame you have done to slip away so fast." ”
He glanced left and right, picked at his head, and wondered, "Who did something wrong?" Do you mean the beekeeper? ”
"No," Zhang Xiaoman shook his head, "I saw two acquaintances who were not very familiar just now, and I wanted to say hello, but I slipped away in the blink of an eye." ”
He Wei whispered "oh", hesitated for a moment, and still said the words that had been held in his heart for a long time, "Uncle Man, in fact, there is something I don't understand, why did we bother to run this trip, just because of that photo and Jinyue's sentence?" What is the connection between beekeepers and bees and the case we are investigating, and is it worth their risk? ”
Zhang Xiaoman glanced at He Wei deeply, his trembling fingers finally stopped at this moment, and sneered, "You don't have to test me like this, I know everything you should know, those scenes of pretending to be stupid are not suitable for you." ”
The expression on He Wei's face suddenly froze, and his eyes lowered and said, "How did you say this...... People who really have a good memory are easy to hold grudges, I just sat back and watched when the bureau identified Nie Yi and Li Jun as the murderers in the villa case, and I did want you to enter the bureau to help me at that time, but how deep the water is, I really haven't waded through. ”
"Haven't you really been?" Zhang Xiaoman looked at He Wei solemnly, "The horse walks the Japanese word like a flying field, and the car takes a straight road and cannons over the mountain." You said that things in this world are really coincidental, the employer who entrusted Nie Yi and Li Jun to come to Luteng City to investigate the case of the missing woman is called Pao Chuan Mountain, and a detective who is familiar with your police academy master Ma Fatzi is also called Pao Chuan Mountain. ”
"Really?" He Wei coughed dryly, and said with an embarrassed face, "Why haven't I heard Teacher Ma talk about ......it?"
"Look at it, it's said that you are not suitable for pretending to be stupid," Zhang Xiaoman sighed, "Li Jun is an expert in this area, if he were you at this time, he would never make your expression, he must be a gag and said, 'Cannon over the mountain?' Anyone else called this name? Is it a cannon of artillery fire, or a bubble gum bubble? 'Got it, you're still a long way off. ”
At this moment, the door of the van opened with a bang, and Shen Yixia jumped down with his head held high, and smiled at Zhang Xiaoman, "Uncle Man, we're done talking, do you have any other instructions?" If not, I have to hurry over to protect Yunxi and them, the teacher's order cannot be violated. ”
Zhang Xiaoman coughed heavily a few times, pretending to be sickly and said, "The word "command" is outside, they are all their own people, and my business is your business...... There's nothing to bother you with, in fact, you don't have to follow Yunxi and them all the time, with Han Yuan here, nothing can go wrong. You just came down from the mountain, let's have a good time in Luteng City, the opportunity is rare, maybe one day your master will let you go back to the mountain to dig out bird eggs. ”
"Brother Yuan is indeed capable, but after all, he is an outsider, how can I rest assured......" Shen Yixia stretched his waist, waved goodbye to Zhang Xiaoman and He Wei, and walked slowly in the direction of the park, "Since there is nothing to do here, then I will retire first, the mission is calling me." ”
Zhang Xiaoman stared at Shen Yixia's back as he gradually moved away, and patted He Wei's shoulder, "See, this is also an expert who pretends to be stupid and stunned......" Raised his legs into the van, sat opposite Nie Yi, and asked casually, "How was the chat?" ”
Nie Yi gently kneaded his right hand a few times with his left hand, and replied fluently, "The strength is great, but the heart and eyes are small." ”
He asked Li Jun to sit back in the back row, squeezed into the cockpit by himself, turned around and asked, "What have you all talked about for such a long time?" ”
Li Jun grabbed the words and said, "Let's talk about fart, the two of them looked at each other sympathetically for dozens of seconds, and their eyes were so crooked that they almost kissed each other...... Then the game of chess begins. That kid is still pretending to chant mantras, how disgusting and disgusting it is......"
He Wei looked at Li Jun's expression like eating a dead fly, and couldn't help but laugh dumbly, and asked curiously, "What mantra?" ”
Li Jun cleared his throat, closed his eyes, shook his head and chanted, "The horse walks the Japanese character like a flying field, the car takes the straight road and the cannon climbs the mountain, the soldier takes the diagonal line to protect the general, and the pawn will not return if he goes." ”
He Wei was taken aback, and said, "It's really not simple......
Li Jun pursed his lips, "What's not simple, it's just a chess formula, I can memorize it when I'm three years old, and my uncle can testify to me." ”
"Don't call uncle and uncle all day long, call Master when you should call Master, don't let people think that you don't have a tutor......" Zhang Xiaoman glanced at Li Jun, stared at Nie Yi playfully and asked, "What was the result, did you lose or win?" ”
Nie Yi shook his head, pointed to the messy chess pieces on the chessboard and said, "I didn't lose or win." ”
Zhang Xiaoman glanced at the chess game, didn't see any rules, frowned, and said, "What kind of chess path is this, Lao Wang dares to wander around the world?" ”
"He said that the general is also a chess piece, and the chess player can ......move as much as he wants," Nie Yi spread his hand and said, "I had to follow my own rules, gave him a dismount, and used his cannon to eat his horse, after all, that cannon was my undercover agent hiding on his side......"
Zhang Xiaoman twitched his palms a few times and praised, "Wonderful!" According to this line of thinking, there is no reason why you can't win? ”
"Later, I did master the chess game," Nie Yi pouted helplessly, "but he mastered the chessboard and gave me a trick to flip the table, so in the end, I could only win or lose." ”
"Oh, it turns out that this is the truth, no wonder he just got out of the car and walked out of a spring breeze, and then walked out of a tiger and a tiger......" Zhang Xiaoman glanced at the chess pieces on the chessboard and breathed a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, there are a lot of chess pieces, otherwise I will lose this trip." ”
Li Jun sneered and said, "What kind of truth is this, chess is like character, flip the table?" Villain! ”
Zhang Xiaoman sneered, "So you can't be someone else's opponent in this life, you can only be someone else's assistant." Clapped his hands, Yixing said, "Okay, this trip is a toss, let's set off back to City A." ”
He Wei looked at Zhang Xiaoman from the rearview mirror and wondered, "This is going back?" Don't you have to wait for the news of the white wolf and the shadows that are with you, in case there is any major gain on their side? ”
"Don't wait, it's been more than half an hour, if it's really a harvest, they have already sent the news back, it's hard to have any surprises after more than half an hour, people are familiar with the way, maybe they'll have gone home to play mahjong at this time." Zhang Xiaoman put away the chessboard slowly, "Those two fools must have accompanied others for a few circles, they will get lost, and they are embarrassed to tell us that they are squatting in a corner and depressed." ”
Sure enough, before the voice was finished, a shadowy and intermittent voice came from the Bluetooth headset, "President...... I'm ...... with the white wolf Under the bridge tunnel...... Lost the little bees...... The signal here is not good...... Let me tell you...... Hey, hey...... Why is it running out of power so soon...... Hey, hey, hey......"
Zhang Xiaoman rolled his eyes, simply took off the Bluetooth headset and put it in his pocket, leaned on the seat with his arms in his arms, closed his eyes and said, "If there is no hope, you will not be disappointed, it is true." ”
Nie Yi and Li Jun glanced at each other, lowered their voices and asked, "Master, what should we do next?" Do you continue to stay in Luteng City to track down that line, or do you go back to City A with you? ”
"Of course we will go back together," Zhang Xiaoman said with his eyes still closed, "and if we return this time in vain, there will be a lot of trouble in City A, and you will have to go back whether you want to go back or not." ”
Nie Yi narrowed his eyes slightly, "Are you saying that Li Jun and I have to go back?" ”
"The easiest thing to make a fuss about on our side is the two of you," Zhang Xiaoman nodded, and said unhurriedly, "If you don't make progress on that line this night, it's time for someone else to make a move, this is called coming and going." ”
Li Jun pouted and shouted, "No! I'm not going back, I'm going to guard Yunxi and them here, and I can't let some sluts take advantage of it. ”
"Am I talking to you?" Zhang Xiaoman Huo Ran opened his eyes and looked at Li Jun coldly.
Li Junden felt creepy, swallowed his saliva, and said with a dry smile, "Aren't I worried that Yunxi and the others will be bullied by bad people......
"Don't worry about it, people don't mean that to Yunxi......" Zhang Xiaoman turned his head to look at He Wei, paused, and said with a pout, "Go back and tell your people, don't look for those two stupid thieves in the world of City A, people have come to Luteng City to wander around, and the acquaintances I said earlier are the two of them." ”
He tilted his head and said with a puzzled face, "Are they going to abscond?" ”
"It doesn't look like it," Zhang Xiaoman said with a twisted eyebrows, "If you really want to abscond, it's impossible to drive that taxi, isn't this equivalent to shouting a loudspeaker to announce to the world where they went?" I guess those two critics want to play a trick back to the carbine. In this way, their brains are not too stupid, and they can actually see the art of war from the comic books...... A classic is a classic, Zhao Zilong's Changbanpo rode seven in and seven out of a single battle, which is worthy of the four words broad and profound. ”
"Then should I notify the police in Luteng City to assist us in getting those two people wanted," He Wei said with some concern, "in case they are really going to escape......
Zhang Xiaoman interrupted He Wei's words, staring out the window with a faint gaze, "The purpose of I told you this is to ask you to ask the police in Luteng City for assistance, but it doesn't take too much effort, just drive them back to City A, I want to give those two stupid thieves a duck to the shelf!" ”
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