Most of the time, many people deviate from their original life track because they are chasing ducks to the shelves. Lin Chong went to Liangshan in the snow to catch ducks on the shelves, and Hou San and Zhu Dachang visited the villa at night to steal jewelry.

Hou San squatted on the ground, looked at the empty cigarette box, picked out a cigarette butt from a pile of cigarette butts and rekindled it with the length of a fingernail, put it in his mouth, closed the dilapidated and old Water Margin comic strip, and said with red eyes, "I can figure it out, the reason why we are so unhappy is because we have no plan, and everything we do is to catch ducks on the shelves, unless we hit the luck to succeed." ”

Zhu Dachang, who was squatting next to him, stared directly at the braised meat stall diagonally opposite, and swallowed his saliva, "I don't like to eat duck, a pound of duck and half a catty are bones, or braised meat." ”

Hou San angrily threw away the cigarette butt that had just smashed the bar in two sips, and slapped Zhu Dachang on the back of the head, "Is Lao Tzu talking about plate duck and braised pork, I'm talking about doing big things, doing big things!" ”

"You obviously said the word duck......" Zhu Dachang touched the back of his head and said with an innocent face, "I don't know how to do big things, third brother, you can do it if you say it." ”

Hou San glanced at Zhu Dachang with hatred, and sighed, "Tell me, what should I do if you don't have me, the pimple on my neck is a lump of flesh, and I don't have any brains." That's it, let's go get a map first, otherwise we won't even know where we are, and then find a more hidden place to think about it in the long run. ”

Zhu Dachang took out his mobile phone and raised it, "Third brother, you don't need to buy a map, you have it in your mobile phone, it's very convenient." ”

"That's right, it's really convenient, it's more convenient for the police to find us......" Hou San didn't have a good breath, "Do you think Lao Tzu doesn't have map software in his mobile phone, let's have a long snack, a dignified captain is running across mountains and rivers to chase us, will there be no high-tech means?" How do you think he caught up so quickly? It depends on mobile phone positioning! Remember, from now on, your phone is not allowed to be turned on casually without my permission, do you hear clearly? ”

Zhu Dachang looked at his mobile phone ignorantly, said "oh" gently, rolled his eyes, and pointed to a stationery store on the opposite street, "That store should have a map, third brother, don't toss back and forth if you have an injury on your buttocks, leave this little thing to me." ”

"It's still a little useful," Hou San nodded, took out a handful of change from his pocket and stuffed it into Zhu Dachang's hand, "Buy a bigger one, you can see it more clearly, it's convenient to make marks, and buy a marker, this money should be more than enough." ”

Zhu Dachang took the banknote, and suddenly smiled on his face, and trotted all the way to the stationery store, and when he approached the store, he glanced at the braised meat stall next to him, pursed his lips, and reluctantly stepped into the stationery store. After a while, Zhu Dachang walked out of the stationery store with a pen and a map, and did not return directly to Hou San, but came to the braised meat stall with the remaining banknotes, pointed to a piece of braised pig's head and asked, "Boss, how much is this meat?" ”

While holding a fly swatter to drive away uninvited guests resting on the pig's head meat, the owner of the braised meat lazily raised his eyes and glanced at Zhu Dachang, and replied very briefly, "38 yuan a catty." ”

"It's expensive!" Zhu Dachang's eyes widened and said, "The pork in our village is only 10 yuan a catty. ”

"There is one price for one place, and the same piece of clothing is two prices in shopping malls and stalls. Besides, the pork you said is the raw material, I am braised meat, processed by an exclusive secret recipe, pork is valuable, and the craftsmanship is priceless...... "The owner of the braised meat stall cocked Erlang's legs and said slowly, "Hey, why am I telling you this, buy it if you like it, if you don't buy it, you can pull it down!" ”

Zhu Dachang glanced down at the banknote in his hand, hesitated for a moment, and his eyes became firm again, "Buy!" It's just that you can discuss......"

The braised meat stall owner's face suddenly turned cold, "Small business, no credit!" ”

"No credit," Zhu Dachang put the remaining banknotes in his hand on the stall and said hesitantly, "Can I just buy one or two?" 38 yuan a catty, I have four yuan here, forget the remaining two cents, you can help me cut a tael of braised pork......"

"Are you trying to tease me?" The owner of the braised meat stall said in a cold tone, "Lao Tzu has been doing business for so long, and I haven't met someone who only buys one or two, and if I don't have money to buy it, I'll leave, and I'm too lazy to do it." ”

"I really want to buy it," Zhu Dachang hurriedly defended, "but I have so much money on me...... If you are too lazy to do it, I can cut it myself, and I will be responsible for the meat of our village for the New Year, and I can have a sense of proportion. ”

The owner of the braised meat stall sighed and pointed to the kitchen knife on the stall, "Forget it, it's almost the New Year, it's not easy to see you, take the knife and cut it yourself." If it exceeds one or two, Lao Tzu will not sell it to you even if he eats it himself, and he can't add another knife if he is less. ”

"Deal!" Zhu Dachang smiled, quickly picked up the kitchen knife, picked a piece of pig's head meat at random, picked up a small piece of pig's head meat and put it on the weighing plate, pointed to the number on the weighing plate and smiled, "Look, it's just one or two, no more and no less." ”

The owner of the braised meat stall glanced at the electronic scale and waved his hand impatiently, "Okay, okay, hurry up, don't delay Lao Tzu to do serious business." ”

Zhu Dachang thanked him, happily picked up the small piece of braised pork, and ran to Hou San happily, squatting beside Hou San with a proud face and shaking the braised meat in his hand, "Third brother, I used the rest of the money to buy a little braised pork, you want to taste ......it."

Hou San rolled his eyes, "As soon as you pout your butt, Lao Tzu will know what shit you are going to pull, so I deliberately gave you a few more yuan...... Give me the map and pen, the loss of meat is not enough to stuff Lao Tzu's teeth, you can eat it yourself. ”

Zhu Dachang handed the map and pen to Hou San, licked his lips, and couldn't wait to throw the braised pork into his mouth, closed his eyes and chewed slowly, with an expression of enjoyment.

Hou San opened the map and glanced at it, his face gradually became gloomy, patted Zhu Dachang's shoulder, pointed to the map and said, "What map did you buy?" Come, why don't you point me to show me where Green Vine City is? ”

Zhu Dachang tilted his head and looked left and right, stunned that he didn't find a few words of Green Vine City, and wondered, "Hey, why didn't you find it?" The boss told me that this is the biggest map, why is the word on it so small, like a burned ant......"

"You can find it, it's a ghost," Hou San tried to restrain the anger in his heart, and pointed to the top four words of the map, "This is a world map, even if you can't read, you should know how to count...... I see that you are just blinded by braised pork, and you didn't listen to my words at all, in my opinion, we just broke up as soon as possible, Lao Tzu really can't take you, a pig teammate......"

Zhu Dachang took out a braised pig's trotter from his arms like a trick, "Third brother, I'm sorry, don't be angry, it's not good to be angry...... Actually, I want to give you a pig's trotter, last night I ate enough quack in that good bathhouse in Jiangnan, but you didn't eat anything, and there was a wound on your buttocks, and you ran for a whole day and didn't get a drop of water, I'm really afraid that you won't be able to stand it......"

Hou San glanced at the braised pig's trotters in Zhu Dachang's hand, his nose was slightly sour, he twitched a few times, coughed lightly, and turned his back to the sky, "Forget it, I'll spare you this time, I'll go buy a map myself, don't do these superfluous things in the future." ”

Zhu Dachang's face turned cloudy in an instant, and he smiled, "I knew that the third brother would not be so ruthless to abandon me, and I promised not to make you angry again in the future." ”

Hou San stood up and walked slowly towards the stationery store, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, but his eyes pretended to be ruthless, "If you make such a low-level mistake again next time, you will go back to the village by yourself, you don't have any feelings to talk about, Lao Tzu is going to do big things......"

Zhu Dachang immediately followed, smiling and nodding.

More than ten minutes later, Hou San took Zhu Dachang into a bathroom on the side of the road, checked all the compartments one by one, and after confirming that there was no one else, he walked to the innermost compartment, closed the door panel, pasted the map on the wall behind the toilet, stood on the left and right of the toilet with Zhu Dachang, took out a marker, stared at the map intently, and wrote and drew on it from time to time.

At the same time, on the other side of the wall, in the innermost compartment of the women's toilet, there is also an identical map on the wall, Zhang Yunxi is standing in front of the map, half-squinting, and is holding an eyebrow pencil to outline the three routes from Luteng City to City A on the map, with a cold smile on the corner of his mouth, and spit out a few words lightly, "Different paths to the same destination!" ”

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