"It's normal for plans to not keep up with changes, and life is full of surprises."

The black shadow hid in the shadow of the tree, turned his back to the man in sunglasses and said, "Zhang Xiaoman did give me a little surprise this time, I didn't expect that the people of Yiming Club were not in vain, and I almost fell on the road." Yes, yes, it can be regarded as a lot of talents, and it is just right to accept it as a dog in the future. ”

The man in sunglasses snorted coldly, "If you really want to make a move, my people are no worse than those people." This time they gave up halfway, just because they seized the opportunity, and they also thought that they would not dare to disrupt your plan, otherwise what kind of special Ming Society, Lao Tzu would shoot one by one, and it would be difficult for them all to shoot. ”

"Reckless, you have to draw a gun and shoot angrily at every turn...... "The black shadow heard the word "difficult to sound", his face suddenly became a little unnatural, and he coughed lightly, "You don't have to shirk your responsibilities in a roundabout way, I will explain it clearly to that person this time, and I won't blame you." ”

"It's all grasshoppers on a rope, your fault is our fault, if you are wrong, you must admit it, and if you are beaten, you must stand upright!" The man in sunglasses bowed slightly and said, "What should we do next, if there is anything we need to do, please give us instructions." ”

The black shadow swept the man in sunglasses coldly with the afterglow of his eyes, and said indifferently, "Chasing girls, how can you succeed once, if you don't work this time, you will next time." Raised three fingers, "If you want to successfully chase the girl, you must do three things, be bold, be careful, and most importantly, be shameless!" ”

The man in sunglasses said indignantly, "I've been slapped in the face by that!" ”

"What's this, face is not valuable, catch up, stalk, as long as you succeed once, it's not what you want."

"Keep chasing?"

“no！ You have said that it was because others seized the opportunity that they gave up halfway, but this time the opportunity has to be held in our hands, and we will wait for work! ”

"Understood, I'll take my brother down the trail to get ahead of them......"

"Fart, what kind of trail to take, that road is full of dogs at this time, do you want to beat the dog with meat buns, and you won't go back?"

"Where to go? If you want to get ahead of them, you can only take shortcuts. ”

"There's no need to rob it, they still have to go around the film and television city, it's not fast."

"Then I'll just go to the film and television city, it's better to be on my own territory than to go to City A, where I don't know the place."

"No! I can't get a good job in the film and television city, it's treacherous there, I can't see through it, so don't go to join in the fun, take a detour, and go to City A safely."

"Understood! What should I do when I go to City A? ”

A gust of cold wind passed through the forest, and the black shadow said in a calm tone, "Three things, murder and arson, death without help, bluff!" ”

"Kill!" The man in sunglasses said with a fierce face, "Murder and arson gold belts, build bridges and pave roads, and there are no corpses." If you kill someone, you have to set fire to him, and burn him to a white expanse, the land is so clean! ”

"Don't tell me about the belt, you'll have to find the one who wants ......," the shadow sighed, "Also, you're the opposite." ”

"Set fire before killing?"

"No, the order of the three things is reversed, the first one is a bluff, then the death is not saved, and the last is murder and arson."

"I understand when you say that! It's easy to do, but we didn't think we could come back in a day or two, and the brothers had to spend money to eat and sleep. ”

"Closing your mouth is money, vulgar! Others have raised you for more than ten years, even a dog should know about Entubao, white-eyed wolf! ”

"Don't talk about money, how can you trust me to do this...... The dog only needs to take care of the home, and now it is going to a foreign country on a business trip, and the travel expenses must be increased. ”

The black shadow took out a brown paper package shaped like a brick from his arms, threw it at the man in sunglasses with a wave of his hand, tightened the clothes on his body, and raised his legs to walk towards the depths of the dense forest, "The matter is done, eat and drink spicy, wear gold and silver." Things can't be done well, broken hands and feet, and filial piety. ”

"What do you pretend to be Qinggao who regards money as dung," the man in sunglasses watched the black shadow slowly disappear, opened the kraft paper, put the banknotes stacked into bricks in front of his nose and sniffed, "It still smells of copper...... "He whistled, glanced at the black uniform that came out of all directions, and shouted, "The money is here, half of it will be sent home for you, and half of it will be kept for our brothers...... Let's go, let's go to City A to drink wine and eat meat! ”

When the man in sunglasses was carrying the smell of copper and marching towards City A with a black uniform in high spirits, Hou San and Zhu Dachang were nesting in the pig herd, up and down with the bumps of the small truck, surrounded by stinky pig manure.

Hou San stared at the dung on his trouser leg, just like looking at his own money, it costs 300 yuan to charter a car from Luteng City to City A, even if he carpools with others, it is 50 yuan per person, and he and Zhu Dachang together get 100 yuan. Secretly hid in the car that pulled the pig, it stinks, but it doesn't cost a penny.

About an hour later, Hou San glanced at the sign on the side of the road, pushed the big long that was snoring like a pig, and said softly, "Wake up, it's time to get off!" ”

Zhu Dachang rubbed his sleepy eyes, jumped out of the truck with Hou San, reluctantly watched the truck go away, and muttered, "I've seen a lot of people, but I still think it's ...... to stay with pigs."

Hou San glanced left and right, looked at the black sedan that suddenly appeared behind him and slowly drove towards him, took out a cartoon Monkey King mask from his waist and put it on his face, took a deep breath, took out the earthen gun from his trousers and held it in his hand, and said, "Good luck, I just got off the car and there is a list, get ready, business is coming!" ”

Zhu Dachang put on a cartoon Zhu Bajie mask, stared at the few black cars that appeared in his sight again, and said angrily, "Third brother, five cars, which one shall we rob?" ”

"The gun shoots the first bird," Hou San clicked the bolt of the gun, licked his lips and said, "Whoever is in front will be knocked down!" Gun in hand, follow me!"

Zhu Dachang looked at the empty two hands, picked up a wooden stick from the side of the road and held it in his arms, pretending to be a vicious dog and standing in the middle of the road with Hou San, quietly waiting for the black car to come.

Hou San watched the black sedan getting closer and closer, but he didn't stop at all, glanced at the man in sunglasses in the black car, and spat on the ground, "Damn, are you more ruthless than Lao Tzu?" He raised the earthen gun, fired a shot into the sky, and then pointed the muzzle of the gun at the man in sunglasses in the black car, and said with a sneer on the corner of his mouth, "See if your turtle son is afraid, if you don't stop, Lao Tzu will help you stop." ”

The man in sunglasses was startled by the gunshot, swallowed his saliva, and hurriedly scolded the black uniform driving the car next to him, "Idiot! Don't stop yet, you really want to crash into it! ”

The black uniform smiled, quickly pressed the brake pedal, the car suddenly stopped, unbuckled the seat belt, and asked cautiously, "Big brother, we have encountered a road robbery, what should we do?" Do you want to strike first, we also have guns, fuck the ......"

"Fuck your sister! Don't pull out your gun at every turn, reckless! The man in sunglasses slapped the head of the black uniform fiercely, "The strong dragon does not suppress the head snake, we must always abide by the rules of others when we get to other people's territory." They are all mixed up on the road, and this matter will pass after lifting each other, do you see the things in the hands of the big fat man? ”

"Sticks?"

"Is that an ordinary stick? Usually learn more cultural knowledge, don't know how to eat and drink alcohol...... That's a stick made of plum trees, do you understand what it means? Li Shuli counts, this is a salute before a soldier. The man in sunglasses narrowed his eyes slightly, pushed the door and got out of the car, clearing his throat, "Put the gun on the car and get out of the car with me." Look, today the eldest brother will teach you how to talk to others when you go out, learn to ......"

Hou San watched the man in sunglasses swagger out of the car, walked towards him fearlessly, smashed his mouth, and said inwardly, "Stop!" If you move again, I'll punch a few holes in you! ”

The man in sunglasses took off his sunglasses, raised his hands in the air, and said with a smile, "Brother, don't get me wrong...... I just want to come over and shake hands with you, make a good friend, dare to ask my brother's surname? ”

"Who is a good friend with you...... Don't you just want to know the name of Lao Tzu, I know the rules of the rivers and lakes! Hold on, stand up straight! Hou San coughed heavily, and said with full of anger, "I live in a small ditch between Shuangfeng, killing people is like numbness and not shaking, someone wants to cross this ditch, and the head falls off!" patted his chest, "Lao Tzu Xing doesn't change his name, he doesn't change his surname, he is picking up the ditch in the milk, and the big iron gun is yellow!"

"Phew!" Zhu Dachang snorted and answered, "It's too common to pick up the big stick of the king in the milk ditch!" Grandpa, I will not kill the unknown general, and I will report the name as soon as possible! ”

The man in sunglasses arched his hand and said, "Polite and polite, the contemptible surname is Yang Mingwei, I have seen two heroes, but I don't know which ditch the two are heroes, can you say it again." ”

Hou San's nostrils turned to the sky and said, "Didn't I just finish speaking?" Too often in the lower yellow big milk ditch!"

Zhu Dachang hurriedly corrected, "Third brother, it's wrong, it's Wang Da's iron spear milk ditch...... No, it's the milk picker ditch Huang Da Iron Gun ......"

The man in sunglasses maintained an arched posture, looked at Hou San, and then at Zhu Dachang, and said suspiciously, "Yes, yes...... So...... Which ditch is it? ”

Hou San replied hurriedly, "Milk picks the ditch!" ”

The man in sunglasses blinked, "Which ditch?" ”

Zhu Dachang interjected on the side, "Third brother, this person has a problem with his ears, he can't hear words clearly, he is a mallet." ”

The man in sunglasses argued, "No, brother...... I mean, which ditch is it? ”

"The name of the ditch is milk picking...... "Hou San said impatiently, "Bent talk nonsense with me...... I opened this ditch, I planted this tree, I want to pass through this ditch, and the pants will be picked down for you! ”

"Brother......" The corner of the man's eyes twitched, "Are you trying to rob the color?" It's not good in broad daylight, and it's ...... This is not called a milk pick, this road is called ......"

"Shut up!" Hou San glanced at Zhu Dachang, and said sharply, "Am I reporting the name of the place to you, the turtle son can't see the situation clearly, get acquainted!" Obediently tie your hands and arrest it, otherwise Lao Tzu will blow up your turtle son's head! ”

Zhu Dachang slowly walked towards the man in sunglasses, and answered viciously, "Blow your head!" ”

The man in sunglasses smiled, "Brother, everyone eats together on the road, and leaves a line for doing things, so that we ......can see each other in the future."

Before the words fell, Zhu Dachang suddenly bullied the man in sunglasses, raised the wooden stick in his hand, and smashed it on the head of the man in sunglasses, "Leave your mother to sell twist thread!"

Boom! With a muffled sound, the man in sunglasses suddenly fell to the ground, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

Seeing that the black uniform a few steps away from the man in sunglasses wanted to rush up, Hou San fired another shot at the sky and said coldly, "Try one!" ”

The black uniform immediately stopped, and watched Zhu Dachang groping around the man in sunglasses blankly.

Zhu Dachang took out a thick pile of banknotes wrapped in kraft paper from the arms of the man in sunglasses, raised his hand to Hou San, and said excitedly, "Third brother, you have succeeded!" ”

Hou San glanced at the other four black cars that were getting closer and closer, walked into the cockpit of the black car with a soil gun, and shouted to Zhu Dachang, "Get in the car, the wind is tight!" ”

Zhu Dachang threw the wooden stick in his hand, rushed into the car quickly, closed the door, opened the kraft paper to roughly estimate the harvest, and said happily, ", hoo, hoo!" ”

Hou San also saw the red ticket in the brown paper from the rearview mirror, smashed his mouth, gave Zhu Dachang a thumbs up, and then quickly started the car, stepped on the accelerator pedal hard, and drove the car away.

After a while, the man in sunglasses slowly got up with his right hand pressing the door of his head, glanced at the wooden stick on the ground, and then looked at the direction in which the car was leaving, and said with a pale face, "Your mother...... The people in City A are too unparticular about it, and they don't even want the number of courtesies!"

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