Chapter Ninety-Three: Plans and Changes (Part 1)
"See clearly, this is called the same end. In fact, most of the roads in this world are the same way, as long as you go far enough, because this earth is a special ball. ”
After dropping the last stroke, Hou San exhaled a breath of turbidity, stared at the map on the wall and nodded with satisfaction, pointed to the longest black line, and said to Zhu Dachang with a side face, "Let's go this way, so we still have to have a plan, if we follow the previous approach, we will be like the monkey who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, how can I turn out the palm of the policeman's hand." ”
"Third brother, it's not bad to be a monkey, it's a hero, and there is a golden hoop stick that can be thick and thin, and when you see those goblins, you shout, too! Eat my grandson! How majestic! ”
"What is majestic, he is also a hard-working person who has been recruited, it is the hero Sun Monkey who makes trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and it is the bodyguard Sun Wukong who accompanies the bald head to the west. What is Wukong called, it is clearly empty eyes, he is not himself, what is there to live, this end is not better than those people in Shuibo Liangshan. ”
Zhu Dachang still thinks that Sun Monkey is a hero, at least he has the ability to protect others, just like Hou San, who has protected him from being bullied by those hooligans in the village all these years, he is a big hero in his mind, he laughed, and he didn't argue with Hou Sanqiang, changed the topic, touched the back of his head and asked, "Third brother, these two roads you drew are shorter than this one, why don't we go shorter, we have to go long?" ”
"You don't understand, this is a kind of wisdom, so that two short and one long choose the longest......" Hou San hugged his arms and explained, "Sometimes, what seems to be the closest road is actually the farthest." We are now being targeted by the police, the bus must not be able to sit anymore, we can only find a way to slowly return to City A, the conventional idea is to take a shortcut, so the police will definitely lay layers of checkpoints on these two short routes, even if we can fool the past, it will be time-consuming and laborious. ”
Zhu Dachang wondered, "If it's long, there won't be a card?" ”
"Yes, but it's not so tight, and with such a long journey, it's more troublesome for the police to take precautions, so the chances of us sneaking back to City A are much greater......" Hou San pinched the corners of his empty clothes and sighed, "Actually, the safest way is to go around in a big circle and go back from the opposite direction where we left City A. On the way, you still have to do a ticket to find a chance, otherwise it will be embarrassing to return to City A, and you have to use money to shop every step of your life in a big city. ”
Zhu Dachang picked his fingers, lowered his head and said, "Third brother, in fact, why do we have to go back to City A again...... Why don't we just go back to the village, I also made a plan in my mind before...... It's calculated on the edge of that braised meat stall, do you know how much braised meat is a pound in this place? 38! I think we can go back to the village for the New Year, and then raise a few pigs, and when we grow up, we will slaughter them and make braised meat, and then take them to the city to sell ......."
"What do you think you think, I don't want you to think, I want me to feel! How much money can you make selling braised pork all year round? If you really make money, that boss won't set up a stall on the roadside to sell," Hou San pouted, "Rich people pay attention to grade, eat environment, buy packaging, who buys braised meat on the roadside." Most of the customers coming and going from the roadside stalls are like us, haha, there is not much money in their pockets, can you bear to take away their last few copper plates? ”
Zhu Dachang scratched his head, "Then I won't be one of those capitalists who cut leeks...... How about earning less and adding a dime or two to the cost? ”
"Then you're doing charity! No business, no treachery, Da Chang, we don't have the ......life to be traitors," Hou San sniffed, "Let's continue to do this business without capital, rob the rich and help the poor when you are in a good mood, and rob the rich to help yourself in a bad mood." Business should not only be for survival, but also for righteousness. ”
Zhu Dachang shook his head a few times, feeling that Hou San seemed to be very reasonable, but he felt that something was wrong, and he couldn't figure it out, so he simply rolled his eyes, emptied the things in his mind, didn't think about anything, nodded and agreed, "Third brother is right, anyway, we will do whatever you say, I don't have a word!" ”
Hou San patted Zhu Dachang's shoulder with satisfaction, "That's right, it seems that you are really not suitable for using your brain, you still let your brain rest in the future, I will be a little tired and move more......" touched his chin and looked at the map, and drew a circle somewhere on the long line, "That's it, let's do a vote here then, not far or close, convenient to evacuate." ”
"Third brother," Zhu Dachang tilted his head and looked carefully at the names near the circle on the map, and said suspiciously, "This is nothing worth us......
"Sometimes we have to change our thinking," Hou San said with a wicked smile, "Robbing the rich and helping the poor doesn't have to go over the wall to enter the house, most people nowadays bring valuable things with them, so it's convenient to pretend to be forced...... Let's go back to the board today, be a roadblock, and collect some tolls...... Let's go, plan and then act, now that you have planned, you should move! Soak the urine first, then wash your face, and shake it! ”
After that, Hou San took the map off the wall, quickly folded it and put it in his pocket, opened the door of the compartment, chose a urinal with Zhu Dachang and others, unbuttoned the belt of his trousers, hummed a small song, and flew out of a crooked yellow spring.
Just as Hou San and Zhu Dachang were wantonly releasing the water, a young man wearing torn patch clothes walked in, stood next to Hou San, unzipped the crotch of his torn jeans, crossed his waist with one hand, roared rapidly, breathed a sigh of comfort, glanced at Hou San's faucet, looked down at himself again, and sighed, "Life is too short!" ”
Hou San glanced obliquely at the young man named Hanako, turned his head to look directly at the wall, and said with casual relief, "The coming day will be long!" ”
The young man made Hanako blink, and immediately straightened his waist, "It makes sense, be taught." ”
Hou San and Zhu Dachang shook their bodies almost at the same time, re-tied their belts, walked out of the bathroom with their heads held high, scooped two handfuls of water at the washstand, poured them on their faces, patted their cheeks, took a deep breath, and swaggered in the direction of City A.
A few seconds later, Zhang Yunxi walked out of the women's toilet, glanced at the two figures that were gradually moving away, felt as if he had seen them somewhere, frowned, washed his hands briefly, shook off the water stains, sat back in the Wuling car, glanced at the empty cockpit seat, turned his head to Sun Tiantian who was yawning and asked, "What about others?" ”
"Lazy cows, lazy horses,, and urine," Sun Tiantian angrily pouted at the men's toilet, "He said that he had a stomach trouble again, and he had to go in and excrete before going on the road." ”
"Nie Yi is right, this guy's heart is really bad, he went to the toilet six times in the morning......" Zhang Yunxi stared at the men's toilet with cold eyes, and said with a cold face, "It is said that it is not good for people who run away from home to turn back, this road is really bumpy, I am afraid that the way back is farther than we think, Lu Yuan is second, lost Han Yuan is a headache, and then we can only rely on ourselves to go home." ”
"Speaking of Nie Yi, would he be surprised when you said that he would be surprised when he went back this time and saw the two of us like glue......" Sun Tiantian took a sip of a lollipop and smiled strangely, "What kind of medicine are you selling in this gourd, why don't you let Nie Yi and Li Jun know about what we have known for a long time?" ”
"If things are going to start, they must enter the game," Zhang Yunxi bit his lip, "Only when they enter the game, my father will be very quiet, he has always been short-sighted, his apprentice has been cheated, no matter what, he has to seek justice." Therefore, we can only know each other before, and I can't find the right person to test the blood, so I will ask them for help, so that the logic is smooth, not only detectives pay attention to logical self-consistency, but also suspense writers. ”
Sun Tiantian squinted at Zhang Yunxi, and said in a strange manner, "The calculations are all used on your own people, you are really powerful...... Uncle Man probably saw it a long time ago, you can't deceive him with this little trick, otherwise he wouldn't have asked me to come to that old woman this time, I just want to understand now, it's not the purpose of Uncle Man to let me run this trip, he just wants to do it and help you check and fill in the gaps. ”
"When he asked me to come to Luteng City to help you, I knew that he had seen it all clearly," Zhang Yunxi said with a bitter expression, "I thought that our design was perfect enough, but I didn't expect him to see the flaws." ”
"The only people you can deceive are those who believe in you, such as Nie Yi and Li Jun, two fools," Sun Tiantian sneered, "Because you are Zhang Yunxi, even if you tell them that the sun will come out of the west tomorrow, they will believe it." ”
Zhang Yunxi sighed, and said to Sun Tiantian with a complicated look in his eyes, "Let's pretend that we don't know each other very well when we go back this time, and wait for me to find a chance to talk to them......"
Sun Tiantian felt a little bored, looked down at the time on the cartoon electronic watch, looked in the direction of the toilet, held his pink cheeks with both hands and said, "How long do you say he will pull this time?" ”
Zhang Yunxi took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and put on an indifferent look, "Then it depends on how bad his heart is, when he goes back to City A, he has to treat him well, in the end, it is a person from Yiming Society, and it doesn't sound good to spread it......"
At this moment, the mobile phone in Zhang Yunxi's trouser pocket suddenly vibrate, took out the mobile phone, clicked on the instant messaging app, quickly browsed the information, raised his eyebrows, and turned sideways to Sun Tiantian and said, "We may not be able to go back to City A for the time being." ”
Sun Tiantian clapped her palms and happily compared a scissor hand, "Great, the holiday recharge was successful!" Tell me, what are we going to do this time? ”
"We don't participate, we just watch the show," Zhang Yunxi moved his shoulders and neck a few times, "Let's go to Luteng City Film and Television City, Han Yuan is over there now, we have to find him back first and then return together." My dad said that a few people will go back if a few people come out, and no one should be missing...... And listening to what he meant, Han Yuan seems to be eating deflated now, and he must go to see such a good show. It's a pity that all the plans I worked so hard to make were in vain, and the plans really couldn't keep up with the changes......"
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