Song Tianpeng suddenly found that some of the words that he ridiculed when he was alive would lose their effect after death, because it was no longer a joke, but became a fact. For example, "You fool the ghost!" and the sentence "Hurry to reincarnate!", you say strange or not.

"That's not the point, the point is that I haven't drunk Meng Po soup yet. Song Tianpeng scratched his head a little embarrassed, "I don't know what the taste is, how can I be worthy of my death this time, isn't this a vain death?"

What kind of reason is this! Niu Tou Ma Mian has seen a lot of strange things, but compared to Song Tianpeng, those people are simply too normal. It was better when you first came into contact, but as the contact time gets longer and longer, you will find that Song Tianpeng is really not an ordinary person, you can never guess what is going on in your head, and you don't understand it

Who died to drink a bowl of Meng Po soup, and what did you want to taste, you forgot everything after drinking, can you remember it, isn't it also for nothing!

"Ahem, this little brother, that Meng Po soup, it doesn't matter if you drink it or not, I'll tell you a secret. Ma Mian leaned into Song Tianpeng's ear and whispered, "Actually, that's Liang Baikai, didn't you see it too!"

"Really?"

Seeing the mysterious face of the horse, as if he was afraid that others would hear it, Song Tianpeng still didn't believe it. How can I also go to college.

"Hmm!"

The bull head and the horse face nodded affirmatively, and their movements were surprisingly consistent, as if they had been rehearsed.

Song Tianpeng still wanted to go back and drink Meng Po soup, but just now it seemed that the old woman seemed to be very angry, would she still give it if she went again? Meng Po's temper was too bad!

"Catch me, let's go to the Reincarnation Cliff in the Reincarnation Hall now. Ma Mian continued.

Song Tianpeng also saw the white mountain peak and the winding human dragon, and as soon as his hand was on the horse's shoulder, the white light flashed, and it was teleported again. The next moment, the three of them were standing on the edge of a cliff.

The cliff is 100 meters wide, bottomless, and foggy. On a stone pier on the edge of the cliff are written two words - human cliff

"Human cliff, as the name suggests, those who jump from here and are reincarnated will be human beings in the next life. There is also a beast cliff, on the other side of this reincarnation hall. It is divided into two roads from the Nai He Bridge, the Human Road and the Animal Road. What leads here is the way of the world. Usually people or animals who have done good deeds in previous lives will be assigned to the human path. Those who have done too many bad things in their previous lives will generally be assigned to the animal path, from which they will lead to the animal cliff, and they can only be reincarnated as a livestock in the next life. Ma Mian explained.

Song Tianpeng saw people jumping off one after another, and he couldn't help but be a little scared in his heart, he had never jumped down from such a high place before.

"Why are they in a different position when they jump. Some on the left, some on the right?" Song Tianpeng asked with some curiosity.

"Male left, female right. The bull head replied.

"What about the one who jumped in the middle?"

"Shemales. ”

"Bah" Song Tianpeng shuddered.

"What about left-centered?"

"Men are a little bit more female, and the degree of deviation varies according to the distance. Ma Mian then replied, "In addition, the closer you are to the middle, the more likely you are to be homosexual. ”

"Alright, I know it all. ”

Song Tianpeng waved his hand, preventing Ma Mian from continuing to explain. Without a little hesitation, he didn't feel safe when he walked to the far left, Song Tianpeng leaned sideways and stuck to the wall on the left, only then did he take a breath and nodded with satisfaction. "Well, I'm going to jump right from here. ”

Niu head, Ma Mian had a tacit understanding and said at the same time: "Brother Song is a real man!"

"Haha, it has to be!"

Song Tianpeng wanted this effect, his legs were slightly bent, he shook his hands, and prepared before jumping. Song Tianpeng's hands shook for a long time, and the eyes of the bull and horse were sour, but there was no next move.

Song Tianpeng suddenly turned his head and said, "Wait, I still have a question, will I be reincarnated into a rich family?"

"Yes. Ma Mian said.

"Why are you so sure, is there any basis? If I join a family where eating is a problem, how can I enjoy a good life?" Song Tianpeng said with some worry.

"The little brother is too worried, the quality of reincarnation is mainly determined by the size and amount of merit of the soul before its death, plus a little bit of luck. Ordinary people's normal birth, old age, sickness and death or something, his merit value is generally not too high, most of them will be reincarnated into ordinary people's homes, only those who love great and good people can have a good home, which is why some people will do a good deed every day, but they just want to accumulate some merit and be worthy of a good family in the next life. People are watching the sky, and good people will be rewarded after all!" Ma Mian said.

"But I haven't done any good deeds in my life, occasionally take a car to give up a seat and donate money, how much merit can this have?" Song Tianpeng said.

"How much have you donated for this meritorious person?" asked Ma Mian.

"32 pieces"

Song Tianpeng asked a little embarrassedly, "It's a little little, isn't it?"

The bull head and the horse nodded expressionlessly.

"I won't be reincarnated as a beggar in the next life, right?" Song Tianpeng rummaged through his memories before his death and couldn't find anything that he could do, he had failed in his previous life! "I would have done more good deeds if I had known!"

That's how a person's life should be spent. When he looks back, he will not regret that he wasted his time, nor will he be ashamed of his inaction. There is no regret medicine in the world, if you miss it, you will never catch it again, so don't let your life come to an end with regrets.

"Little brother's worries are superfluous, saving people's lives is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter, this is a great merit! Just by saving people's lives, you will definitely be able to reincarnate a good family, if you are lucky, you will not be able to reincarnate into a local tyrant's family." Ma Mian said.

"Well, but I haven't saved anyone!" Song Tianpeng was a little puzzled.

"You saved!"

"Who?"

"Sister Lin!"

"Sister Lin, which Sister Lin?" Song Tianpeng was not impressed at all.

"It's the one that sits you to death. ”

Niu Tou couldn't help it, looking at Ma Mian and Song Tianpeng, you are saying a word, when will you be a head. I don't know if I want to focus on the main point when I speak. Looking at Song Tianpeng, who was stunned, Niu Tou thought that he hadn't remembered yet, and then said: "If you hadn't been the backrest, the little girl would have fallen to her death." Your head has been deflated by her, and the seven holes are bleeding!"

The horse face quietly pulled the strip of cloth hanging on the cow's head, and was busy with his eyes, it was really a cow's head, I don't know if I didn't talk about it, what pot I can't open and mention!

Listening to Niu Tou's words one by one, Song Tianpeng's face became more and more gloomy, isn't this sprinkling salt on his wounds? But what Niu Tou said is the truth, and his death is indeed too aggrieved.

"You think I'm willing to save it! It's not caused by a virus that you messed into the site. Let me die such an undignified death, and I won't be reincarnated first, what do you say?"

Song Tianpeng sat on the ground with his buttocks, crossed his hands in front of his chest, and put on a posture of asking for guilt. I almost forgot that I didn't pick up any bargains, and since things have developed to this point, I'm sorry for myself if I don't knock on some benefits.

Ma Mian glared at the bull head fiercely, damn old cow, it would have been fine, hurry up and send this uncle away to settle this matter, this is good, and the fuse is lit again.

"Hehe, little brother. ”

Ma Mian was a little embarrassed, he didn't know what to say, what Song Tianpeng said was not wrong, and Ma Mian was powerless to refute.

"You have to compensate me for my losses, I don't have to be strong, I just want one thing, just compensate me for the mobile hard drive I installed in the movie!" Song Tianpeng said earnestly, it was something that he had saved for several years to fill, and it can be said to be a classic.

"No!" said the bull head.

"What! Sent me away without a word? That's my years of hard work, it's all the essence. Song Tianpeng said bitterly, "You compensate my Xiao Wukong!"

"What little Wukong?" asked the bullhead.

"It's Xiao ****, Wu **, ** empty. Haven't you also seen it? Otherwise, how will you let life and death be covered by the virus, and you want to repay the debt! I'll go to your leaders to break it up!" Song Tianpeng shouted at the top of his voice.

"Hehe, little brother, little brother, come on, get up, sit on the chair and say. How cold it is on the ground!"

Ma Mian casually conjured up a Taishi chair, wiped it on it, and flatteringly let Song Tianpeng go to the Taishi chair, and then said: "Little brother, don't be angry, you are angry, everything is easy to discuss." We are sorry for your portable hard drive. Lao Ma, I patted my conscience and said, if I can get it, even if I go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, I will definitely bring it to you, brother. The point is that things in the human realm cannot exist in the underworld, and the two belong to different planes and are independent of each other. Different planes are located in different mediums. The state of existence of matter also varies from plane to plane. Everything in the human world is an ordinary object, which will be crushed, worn out, and disappear in the process of coming from one plane to another. In the same way, human beings can only come to the underworld after death. Because the human body and soul are two different forms, they belong to different planes. Of course, there are some individual cases, such as some unjust souls who are too resentful after death, and they will stay in the human world, which is what you often call the yang world. However, even if it is in the yang world, it cannot be as free as a human being, and it will be subject to some restrictions, such as only coming out at night, hiding in places where the yin qi is heavier, and so on. Having said so much, it's nothing more than thinking that brother you can understand, it's not that we don't want to give you a hard drive, it's really powerless. ”