The five of them squatted on the ground with their backs to the strange old man who suddenly appeared, and formed a circle to start a small discussion.

"I remember we weren't drinking at the Jingguo side, why did we run away from this hellish place. As he spoke, Hu Dashan took out a box of "general's cigarettes" from his pocket and distributed them to everyone.

"I drank too much and went out to throw up, and when you came back, you all fell asleep in your chairs, and then I fell asleep, and I didn't hear anything. Fan Jing lit a cigarette, took a strong puff, and continued: "We won't meet a ghost."

"If it's a ghost, then it's easy to do, and we're not afraid of ghosts, ghosts are afraid of bald people and boy urine. Hu Dashan crooked his mouth and smiled evilly, and looked at Yang Yaoming and Tian Yuan

"Get out" Yang Yaoming and Tian Yuan said in unison

"We're not going to be kidnapped by aliens, are we?" Fan Jing glared, a little panicked: "I watched this plot on TV, grabbing earthlings to do human experiments, extracting sperm and body fluids or something."

After Fan Jing finished speaking, the pores of the five people stood up, and they all glared at Luo Da Worm behind him. Luo Daworm was furious when he was looked at by the five people, whistled, and looked elsewhere.

"I don't think it's like this old man is a little hairy by the five of us, besides, an alien old man grabbed five of us strong men, does it hurt for him to be idle?" It was Li Yan who spoke, and he was the best at observing words and feelings.

"I'll rub it, if he likes men with heavy tastes, what's the matter. Hu Dashan said nervously.

"In this way, boss, you sacrifice the chrysanthemum and explore the other party's reality," Yang Yaoming said

"Don't be, this is not a movie, this old man doesn't look like a good thing, everyone be careful, if you can't do it, you will run away. Li Yan said.

"Where are you going to run this place? No, we'll just do it with him, whatever the it is. Yang Yaoming gritted his teeth and looked fierce

"Well, improvise, Atom, what do you think? uh!?Atom??What about Atom?" everyone's faces changed suddenly, and they all stood up and looked behind them.

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die, this young man, you extinguish the fire, we have no grudges in recent days, why do you want to force me with a sword against the old man. "It was the old man Luo Da Worm who spoke, and at this time he was being held by a knife to his neck, and the person holding the knife was none other than Lao Mo Tahara.

It turned out that when the five of them were discussing just now, Fan Jing said that the other party might be an alien and would extract sperm, Tian Yuan chuckled in his heart, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that he had to strike first, so he took out the knife in his waist, and took advantage of Luo Da Worm's lack of attention, and went up to put the knife on the other party's neck.

"you, tell Lao Tzu, what are you doing on Earth?

Tian Yuan's expression was very hideous, as if he was going to split the old man's body in the next second. Later, these words of Tahara were mentioned countless times by several other people as fun. Who would have thought that this master, who is not afraid of the sky and the earth, and dares to play with his life with a knife, would be so obsessed with alien sperm extraction.

"Shaoxia, you put down the knife and listen to me first, I'm not a bad person, and I'm not an alien. ”

Luo Daworm shrunk his neck, trying to keep the knife away from him.

Everyone saw that this old man was even afraid of knives, and they were relieved in their hearts.

"Atom, be careful, don't kill him. ”

Hu Dashan said and pulled out the belt on his pants: "Come, take off the brothers, and tie this old man first."

After some tossing, Luo Daworm was tied up by five trouser belts, knelt on the ground, and there were five people from Hu Dashan standing opposite, four of whom were holding their pants with both hands, looking at Fan Jing with a fierce expression.

It turned out that Fan Jing has been sitting every day since he opened an Internet café, and his body is a little fat, and the belt is just a decoration for him, and he will not fall down if he does not have it. Because everyone usually makes fun of his fat meat, so at this moment Fan Jing is dancing proudly, spinning in a circle in front of the other four people with pants.

"How is it? Look at Fan Ye's figure, right?" Fan Jing looked cheap: "I can still raise my legs, I can still trot, I can still jump, hey, my pants just won't fall off!"

The four of them were furious, lifted their pants, chased Fan Jing and kicked hard

"Trot, huh, big jump, pants don't fall off, huh" "Let you pretend to be b." "Makes you pretend to be more aggressive than the boss. ”......

...... Half an hour has passed

"I said five masters, don't forget me. Luo Daworm looked at the five people who were intoxicated by the pursuit and fighting, and completely ignored themselves, he was angry and admired, and thought: I have received countless young people, either I was so scared that I couldn't get up and peed my pants, or I cried and shouted to my mother to kneel and beg for mercy, and I have never seen such fearless, calm, or rather, it is too strange.

The five of them came to their senses. Li Yan bowed his head humbly and said, "I'm sorry, old man, please tell us about the current situation, where is this? ”

"Okay, ahem. The old man cleared his throat and said slowly, "This is not the world you live in, but another world above your world, and its creators are none other than the gods of your world. ”

"Damn, we've crossed it, haven't we? Hu Dashan exclaimed with a cigarette in his mouth.

"It's not that you have crossed over, but that you have been chosen into this world. ”

The old man showed his ill-intentioned smile again, and said slowly: "This world is composed of a total of 6 continents, and the continent we are in now is called the Equal Continent, and there are other five continents in this world, and the other continents have nothing to do with your game, just this Equal Continent." At present, the ruling state of the Equal Continent is called: Wan Dynasty. It is also the only country that has leveled the other countries and unified a continent. And you have come to destroy this country, to take rid of its rulership, to save the world, to save yourselves. ”

"Oops, it hurts, it hurts~"

Before Luo Daworm finished speaking, he felt a sudden sharp pain in his head, and he wailed and saw Li Yan kicking his head unscrupulously, "Who the is idle to save the world, I don't understand what you're talking about, don't you say anything to Lao Tzu that people can understand!"

"Boss calm down, calm down, extinguish the fire, extinguish the fire. ”

The other four people pulled Li Yan away for a long time.

After taking a few breaths, Li Yan's mood calmed down a lot, smiled awkwardly, and said with a look of shame: "Old man, frightened, you continue."

Luo Da Worm was completely frightened by the young man in front of him, he had never seen a person who changed his face so quickly, this is like you ** a hot sexy woman in the dark night, and only after the cool is finished can you see that it is his mother Sister Feng.

"I said old man, you can put it simply, this master hates other people's bird language. Hu Dashan pointed to Li Yan as he spoke.

"Well, in fact, this world is the game world developed by the gods of your world idle and boring, and the five of you were chosen by God to participate in this game, in fact, it is to fight monsters and upgrade, newcomers are all zero-level, and then you can continue to upgrade, before the third level, you can learn a skill of this profession for each level, and then you can learn the skills of a profession at level six, which is somewhat similar to the dota that your world plays. Of course, there are many ways to learn new skills, and it's up to you to explore them slowly, in short: do whatever you can to improve your skills. ”

Luo Daworm stopped, looked at the five people vigilantly, and only breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that they were all listening carefully.

continued: "As for the newcomers, you must first find a way to reach level 6, and then go to the Mayfly Palace to win the Bronze Challenge Order and obtain the qualification to challenge the 12th Hall Master. After defeating the 12 hall masters, you will get 12 silver challenge orders from each of them, and you will be qualified to challenge the four divine beasts Hair Protector Qinglong, White Tiger, Vermilion Bird, and Xuanwu. Then get 4 golden challenge orders from the four divine beasts, and finally face the game's final and biggest boss, the lord of the equal continent - the Ming God of the Ten Thousand Dynasty. Achieve victory and return to your world. ”

After Luo Daworm finished speaking, he let out a long breath.

The eyes of the five of them lit up when they heard this, and their hearts were hot.

Li Yan crooked his mouth and laughed, Fan Jing drooled, Yang Yaoming rubbed his hands, Tian Yuan tilted his head proudly, Hu Dashan stood up and flicked the cigarette butt violently: "Let's do it."

"Hehe, five little brothers and slow, I still have something to say, old man, but shouldn't I loosen my forehead first. Luo Daworm said slowly.

"Hey, look at us, this thing is done, quickly, quickly untie the uncle. Li Yan glanced at a few people, meaning that everyone should not offend this old man, and they might be able to help a lot in the future. The title has also been changed from the old man and the old man at the beginning to the affectionate "uncle".

"Come, sir, smoke. Hu Dashan took out a "general's cigarette" from the cigarette case and handed it to the old man.

"Smoke mine, uncle, my cigarette is good. Li Yan hunched his waist and handed the old man a "China".

"Hehe, come, I'll give you something, uncle. Fan Jing pretended to be honest

"Uncle, I'll give you a thump on your legs. Yang Yaoming said and went to lift the old man's leg.

Only Tahara stood still and didn't speak, and when the others were about to respect his hard arrogance, they saw Tahara slowly take out a knife from his waist and stab it into his thigh with lightning speed, saying: "This handsome old brother, I offended you just now, and the little brother deserves death."

The other four people almost vomited nauseously, and they all raised their middle fingers, but they all admired Tian Yuan in their hearts, although he was usually a cold man, but at the critical moment, the skill of patting the sycophants was so far-reaching and full of wisdom, the face was not red and the heart was not beating, and the face was full of sincerity.

Tian Yuan's heart thought like this: "Since it's a game, people can't die, but they can completely impress this old man, and they can take more care of us in the future." ”

However, what the old man said next almost didn't make Tahara want to kill him.

"Oh, little brother, what are you doing here, quick, stop the bleeding for him. Luo Daworm tore off a piece of cloth from his sleeve in a panic, wrapped it around Tian Yuan, and continued: "This game world is almost the same as your world, you only have one life, and if you die, you are really dead. ”

"Nima, don't say it sooner" Tian Yuan, who was still a little proud just now, listened to Luo Da Insect's words, and his face turned pale, because he originally planned to wipe his neck.

"Hurry up and stop the bleeding for me~" Tahara finished speaking, and passed out.