In front of Hu Dashan and the others was an unfamiliar space, surrounded by blank space, as if in a geometric plane, I don't know up and down, I don't know the southeast and northwest, only a black mud-like mass on the top of the head, and the surface of the potholes is wriggling like a worm, constantly shining with black light, making several people shudder.

The brothers had been drinking together before, and they didn't remember what happened after they got drunk, and when they woke up, they appeared in such an incredible place, and the panic can be imagined.

Hu Dashan remembered that he was in a hurry to urinate at that time, so he didn't care about being afraid, so he took off his pants and soaked in urine.

Later, several brothers asked him what he thought at the time, and he replied in a grand manner, when he was fighting with Erniu in a neighboring village, he was surrounded by more than a dozen people and beaten, and suddenly wanted to, but he also took off his pants and pulled, and let more than a dozen people punch and kick, and he was heartily and concentrated.

Hu Dashan believes that there is nothing more terrible in this world than holding feces and urine.

Hu Dashan's difficult brothers and brothers have been fooling around together since they were children, counting themselves as a total of five people, in order of age, they are the eldest Li Yan, the second Fan Jing, the third Yang Yaoming, the fourth Hu Dashan, and the old Tian Yuan.

The process of getting to know each other when they were children is really a bit ridiculous.

At that time, the school had recess exercises at noon, and in order to escape the exercises, the five people from different classes met in the thatched house of the school.

Several old men squatted together, from no one spoke at the beginning, to slowly three or five sentences, then to a few people sharing cigarettes with each other, and then to laughing and not wanting to go to class, and finally one head slammed on the ground and bowed to his brother.

The boss Li Yan belongs to the type of gentleman + pretending to b, which is recognized by other brothers, in appearance, Li Yan is a big man of 1.83 meters, his body is thin, but he is very straight, a pair of slightly cunning Danfeng eyes under the two sharp eyebrows, a high nose bridge, the skin is very fair, the whole person looks very delicate, plus the way he speaks is very humorous, he is favored by many women, of course, the force is mutual, and many flower girls have become aunts.

Li Yan is the smartest of the several and is calculating. Although he is the boss, he is approachable, always with an indifferent attitude, in the words of the third Yang Yaoming, except for the girls, I haven't seen him care about anything.

The second Fan Jing, who is 1.85 meters tall, has messy hair, a pair of big flashing eyes, always looks very shy, and likes to talk to friends with the tone of an elder, in fact, he is taking advantage. He opened the first Internet café in the village, and later it became a revolutionary base for several of them.

Fan Jing is a typical sunny otaku, who once set a record of playing games online at home without going out, only eating instant noodles and doing nothing for 105 consecutive days, until finally Hu Dashan sent her to the hospital. At that time, the doctor said that the person would die two days later, and in the face of life and death, Fan Jing just smiled indifferently, spit out: "Life is endless, the game is not stopped" and then fell asleep for three days and three nights.

The third Yang Yaoming, height... ,Forget it,Anyway, it's very short.,Because of the thinning hair.,Since childhood, I've been suspected by the teacher.,Often insulted by other classmates.,Finally, in the second year of junior high school, I was angry.,Shaved a bald head.,This thing has caused a lot of sensation in middle schools.,There are people who take a taxi to come over for sightseeing.。

People say that God is fair, let you be crippled in one piece will make up for you in another, Yang Yaoming's body is very strong, not the kind of bodybuilding coach strong, but the muscles refined by normal years of martial arts, with clear wheels. His family has been martial arts masters for generations, and in his generation, he has learned karate, taekwondo, judo, and Muay Thai. and has won the championship of provincial martial arts competitions, but the most jaw-dropping thing is because of two things:

1 is that he once faced seven or eight bastards outside the school, and annihilated them all with his own strength, and all of them were won with only one move, and the calf bone of the leading brother was kicked by him and broken.

2 is that there were three places to be soldiers in the village, and the village chief strongly recommended him regardless of his height.

This is enough to show that he is very skilled and has high kung fu.

The fourth child is Hu Dashan, and everyone's evaluation of him is 2 words: Brother God.

The appearance is 1.83 meters tall, thick eyebrows and squinted eyes, a mustache on the mouth, a goatee under the mouth, a black and thick shawl hair, plus a burly body, living a sphinx (** person) face, it looks like a composite of Guevara and Liu Huan. He describes himself as an artistic philosopher of rock 'n' roll.

Sometimes crazy and crazy, sometimes serious and silent, hot in Tokyo today, psychology tomorrow, listening to books and eating peanuts with the elderly, watching animation and eating popsicles with children. No one knows what is going on in his head, but where he is, there is a group of "people who guide him". (Pointing at the Finger)

Lao Mo Tian Yuan is the tallest and most handsome among them, just like the extended version of Huang Xiaoming. A big one of 1.9 meters, slightly hunched back, always with a melancholy face, with a noble temperament. Usually he doesn't talk much, he was a well-known school grass in the school at that time, but there has never been a woman in his eyes.

I remember one time when a rather beautiful woman stood naked in front of Tahara to seduce him, and her ass rubbed back and forth on Tahara's crotch, rubbing.

I was tired for more than half an hour, and finally I couldn't straighten my waist, but Tahara's thing just didn't get hard, and finally Tahara said "I'm not interested in you, don't freeze your ass" and got up to leave. (Later, everyone suspected that he couldn't do it, until Li Yan was rehabilitated after a drunk night at his house) He is such an arrogant person, looking high, especially when Yang Yaoming is standing next to him. Ahem~

In this way, the five of them were mixed together, and it was ten years in a blink of an eye, and they gathered in Fan Jing's Internet café as usual to play games and drink.

They are getting older every year, the fire in their hearts is burning stronger and stronger year by year, and the too stable life makes them feel that they have lost the meaning of life.

They have no money, no power and no road, they get together to drink and chat all night, lamenting that time flies but they do nothing, lamenting that Maxima often exists but Bole never has, lamenting that they were born at the wrong time and cannot create a world in troubled times.

The five of them can only vent all their emotions on the game, on the alcohol, they hug their heads and cry, or look up to the sky and howl.

The world is so big, there is a place for us.

I sighed, complained, got drunk, and went to sleep.

However, the story of the five has only just begun.

Hu Dashan and his entourage were very surprised by the space in front of them, and when they were at a loss, the black mud began to change, and in a few seconds, an old man on crutches appeared in front of everyone.

The old man was dressed in a black robe, with a childish face, and said with a malicious smile: "Hehe~ Welcome, welcome, welcome to the arrival of the five little brothers" The old man's voice echoed, like a robot talking.

"Who are you, where are we?", Hu Dashan asked boldly

"Hehe" the old man laughed twice, and said: "Congratulations to the five, congratulations to the five, you are lucky to be the participants in this game." The contemptible person is called Luo Da Worm, who is here to be responsible for receiving distinguished guests. (Who is the prototype of Luo Da Worm, guess the prize, kiss a fragrant one~)

The five of them were a little confused when they heard it, and Li Yan was the first to come back to his senses, and he made a look at everyone and whispered out two words, "Meeting".

Speaking of their "meeting", the original prototype evolved from five people squatting in the toilet.

The five who were still in school were not in the same class, and they often fought with the bastards inside and outside the school, and the outside of the school was divided into other schools and social gangsters. Every time they encounter a difficult opponent, they gather here for a combat meeting.

Later, because Hu Dashan was deceived into doing pyramid schemes, Yang Yaoming was dumped by a woman and wanted to jump off the building at school, Li Yanying almost lost his kidney to save the United States, and Tian Yuan helped the old lady to cross the road and was falsely accused, and a series of more sensational things in the school, the scope of the "meeting" became more and more extensive.

Sifeng remembers that when he was in school, adults often said: If you don't look for personnel, how can people look for you.

This phrase may be more appropriate for society, but in school, it is not quite right.

In a class of fifty or sixty people, there must be a few students in the last two rows who don't like to learn, are naughty and often bully other classmates.

Especially when you have some outstanding characteristics: tall and handsome, weak and easy to bully, humorous and funny, and unsmiling.

Generally, these four kinds of people are the easiest to be targeted by groups of small bastards who bully the weak and are afraid of the hard. If you are more tenacious and tough, then this natural hatred will become long-lasting, and they will have nothing to provoke and beat you up for three days or five days.

Of course, you can tell the teacher or find the parents, but it is basically useless, and in exchange for more crazy revenge, you must know that they still know some people in society. And the only way is that you are better than them, more ruthless than them. And among the five brothers, except for Li Yan, who knew a lot of people in society, and no one dared to touch him, the other four all stood up step by step.

Although Fan Jing is a little homely, but if you touch his bottom line, he will definitely become a villain who will be rewarded for his flaws, always thinking about "killing" you, once in order to take revenge on a bastard, squatting in the thatched house at the door of the house for more than five hours, it was a hot summer, there were many mosquitoes, and finally after the sneak attack, he was bitten by mosquitoes.

Yang Yaoming was not to mention at that time, he was a thug, Hu Dashan's first impression of him was the "Huoyun Evil God" in Stephen Chow's kung fu movie, and he liked to be on his own, no matter how many people there were, just do it.

Hu Dashan is the kind of gangster who doesn't look for him to do things, but he takes the initiative to stir up trouble, he is often beaten by others and can't get up, and when the injury is healed, he still continues to look for fault, in his words: I just can't get used to the arrogant appearance of these little b cubs.

And Tian Yuan is more like a terrorist, always carrying a dagger with him, once had an argument with a group of senior bastards, and stabbed the other party's head 28 times in a row, although the other party miraculously survived, but since then he has never dared to pass by the door of Tian Yuan's classroom.

Alas, the pressure on school grass is always enormous.