Li Yunyun is a local girl in Yanlai Town, three years older than Lei Dong, Lei Dong had a dog bite her brother when she was a child, she chased Lei Dong to the mountain after she learned about it, she held a kitchen knife, picked up Lei Dong's pants, and threatened to cut Lei Dong's life, it was Lei Dong who called her aunt a hundred times, and she let Lei Dong go. didn't think about such a thing, it turned into Lei Dong's little fantasy, and ten years later, Lei Dong wanted to sleep with her.

So far, it seems that Lei Dong and women have a grudge for a long time, and women really can't afford to provoke it, if they don't end up with Lei Dong, wouldn't it be the right sentence - good is rewarded, evil is rewarded, it's not that you don't report it, the time has not come, if the time comes, you will naturally cut it off!

Seeing that Lei Dong said three sentences in a row to go to bed, Uncle Dao said coldly: "This young man, are you okay, you actually have three wishes to go to bed, is it possible that you have a grudge against this bed?"

Lei Dong was ashamed: "Uncle, I beg you not to say it, this can't be true, who made this damn ghost spell, it's completely distorted!"

Uncle glanced at Lei Dong with contempt: "Cut, don't doubt whether this is distorted, my wish refers to, and I have also pointed at many people, there are people who say this wish once, and there are not many people who say this wish twice, but I really haven't seen someone like you who said it three times in a row!"

Lei Dong saw that Lai couldn't go back, so he simply stood up and said: "Then, as you said, I worked hard to cross the Skynet, and finally came here, you have to treat me well." I didn't ask for your magic weapon, nor did I ask for your elixir, just these three pure wishes, you can help me realize them!"

Lei Dong said in his mouth: What's the matter, when you're bored, don't you just think about this? My brother is an adult, and I have been wanting to try it for several years, if you really give me a beautiful woman, am I still cowering?

Uncle Daoist attaches great importance to Lei Dong's wishes, he raised his head and looked at the sky, at this moment, the time in this realm, in the evening, the sun has begun to set.

He said seriously: "Since you really think so, then tonight, I will fulfill your wish, but three in one night is not good for your health, so let you taste one first, and the other two, I will use my Dao power to help you arrange a marriage, and you will naturally be able to soak it in the future!"

"Cut!" Lei Dong looked incredulous, "You uncles, one by one, they will drag, drag it to the end, but no promise will be fulfilled, then, the other two, I will be you will help me arrange it, but that one is ready-made, you hurry up and call it out for me, I can't help it, I have to do it right away, right away, right away!!"

Uncle Daoist looked at Lei Dong and asked, "Are you really in such a hurry, are you sure it's now?"

Lei Dong didn't believe this obscene uncle, where did the women come from in the barren mountains and mountains here? He then said resolutely: "Sure, right now, it doesn't matter if the three women don't care, as long as they are young and beautiful, but then again, you can't do it in the kiln, and you can't dress up as a woman, uncle!"

Lei Dong's last sentence came out, and the uncle was a black line again, this young man, why is he so funny when he speaks?

Just when Lei Dong thought that this uncle would never be able to realize his wish, Uncle Dao waved his hand lightly towards a white cloud in the sky:

The white cloud girl pointed slenderly, and her face was pink and rouge. Dream of all the dusty guests, lightly relieve Luo Shang Gong**!"

Lei Dong roared in his head, no, could this obscene uncle cast a spell and become a human? He immediately remembered the scene when he went up to Baiyun Mountain, asked the master of the Taoist Sect to ask the sky, and scattered black beans and turned into countless bean ghosts.

He blurted out: "Mom, I've seen a lot of bean ghosts conjured up by people who ask the Daomen, uncle, don't tell me, you will do something like this......"

The uncle smiled at Lei Dong: "I am the one who asks the Daomen, I am called Dao Potian, and the ancestor of the Daomen is me, do you think I will do it?"

Lei Dong opened his mouth, and just kept it open...... Dao Breaking the Sky, asking the Dao Gate's Ancestor Dao Breaking the Sky, Damn! Damn! Damn! I was actually bumped into a thousand-year-old demon Dao Po Tian, what kind of trouble is this!

Before his mouth could be closed, a spring breeze, the peach blossom sister with red Luo light sleeves, had already fallen from the clouds and descended to his side.

"Dao Chief, I'm joking, hey, hey, Dao Chief, it's not dark yet, if it's really that one, you'll have to wait until it's dark, Dao Chief, you won't take my jokes seriously, right...... Hey, hey, girl, don't hold my hand, ah...... Yes...... Ah......h

Dao Potian looked at the young man hiding in the hands of the peach blossom girl, and couldn't help shaking his head, this guy has a very good mouth, and now when he is on the main stage, he is so ashamed that his face is red and he doesn't even dare to touch it, innocent boy, how did you make Uncle think of me back then?

"Oh, don't shirk Childe, you can break through the skynet and travel the sky, you are the most noble person in my heart, and, in the end, this is just a dream, and it will be completely unreal when you wake up, come on, fly with me to the clouds!"

"Ah...... Yes...... Ah......h

Lei Dong shouted, he was really just joking, he didn't expect that the elder uncle on the other side would be able to cast spells and ask the Daomen Ancestor Master Dao to break the sky!

At his shout, the peach blossom girl had already taken one of his hands and flew up, and soon after, the peach blossom and him had merged into the white clouds.

"Ah...... Yes...... Ah......h

He's still there screaming, but what's going on?

As soon as Lei Dong was dragged away by the peach blossom girl, this desolate small world seemed deserted.

Dao Potian sat cross-legged on the ground and took out a hexagram plate from the sleeve of Qiankun Dao.

Bagua and Bagua, this kind of hexagram plate is composed of eight hexagrams, but the hexagram plate that breaks the sky has only seven hexagrams. It turns out that the gossip of the Daomen originated from his creation.

As the ancestor of Dao Potian, his understanding of the Tao is naturally extremely talented.

If it is a complete bagua, it represents the eight directions of the sky, vast and magnificent, all-encompassing, all in it, and the gossip symbolizes a complete heaven and earth.

But what Dao Potian pursues is not a complete world, Dao Po Tian Dao

It is precisely because of this consideration that he worked hard to change his Dao, so that the Tao that was originally in line with heaven and earth was changed to a Tao that was different from heaven and earth, and his Dao was sealed on his hexagram, which was the original eight hexagrams, and one hexagram was lost.

If he loses a hexagram, he is no longer the same as heaven and earth, and it is precisely because of this enlightenment that he has become a great way, set a foundation, and opened a sect to ask the Tao.

When he had taken it out, he placed it on the ground at his feet, and he carefully observed, silked, and played with something in it from time to time.

He was looking at Lei Dong's future fate, and trying to deduce and modify the trajectory of Lei Dong's fate, just because he was very serious, he would also smile for a while, and look solemn for a while, but on the whole, he smiled a lot, and he was very dignified.

Can it also be deduced from this that in the fate of thunder, there will be more joyful things and fewer sad things?

"Porphyry—"

burst into laughter, and I didn't know if Potian saw something thundering, but he lost a trace of his demeanor, and burst out laughing.

Maybe it's because the pleasure in my heart can't be held back, this sky-breaking, I actually started to mumble words.

"This guy, his life is really peculiar, even an adventure like [God-given Thunder] can be obtained by him, but this little color, I'm afraid that the power of thunder is not valued, but he has to take a fancy to the little thunder essence derived from it, with this little thunder essence, when he does that, he will be a hundred times cooler than ordinary people!"

"Ha, it's actually [Ancient Desolate Sacrifice Technique], this Ji Liyu, but also an infatuated girl, I heard people say that after this technique is performed, you have to use your mouth to suck the egg out, if that's the case, then this woman will be in trouble, but this should be just a fallacy, right?"

"Li Yunyun is a strong woman, this woman is affectionate and worthy of respect, but it is a pity that the flowers bloom in the south and the fruits bear in the north. ”

"Qingluan Xiaoxiang, Qingluan...... Qingluan ...... Is this Yanyan's descendant? I was disappointed in love back then, and after all, I couldn't get into Yanyan's bed, since that's the case, then let this kid soak your granddaughter for me! Boy, you have to go a few more times, and you have given me all my share!!!!

Speaking of which, Dao Potian turned out to be a little out of shape, it seems that this sex and this love are really the foundation of human beings, even a person like him who has lived for a thousand years still can't let go.

Dao Potian began to bury his head carefully, a small section of the ground, a small section of the ground, moving the small black line in the hexagram plate, Qingluan Xiaoxiang and Lei Dong's marriage was originally none, he was passing some changes to renew Lei Dong's fate. He was very careful in his process, and when he felt that something was wrong, he would put all the little black lines back in place and start over again, one by one.

After a long time, he exhaled in satisfaction.

Then he began to deduce other things:

"This kid is actually in the dark, and he has become attached to Xuanyuan, and I just have a volume of "Thunder Swallowing Formula" here, but this recipe is too difficult to cultivate, and the progress is slow, and I don't know if he can persist until the end. ”

"No wonder all this strange fate has something to do with him, it turns out that he is the leaf of the heart that inspired the thunder, fortunately, there are very few people who know about this matter except me, otherwise, this kid will be in trouble!"

As time passed, the canopy had been lowered, and a full moon hung over the zenith like a golden disk.

When it was almost the second watch, the white clouds that hid thunder slowly fell in front of Dao Potian.

The peach blossom girl in the white clouds is gone, the first time Xiao Langjun who was the master of the horse was thunderous, but he didn't even wear his pants, as soon as the breeze blew, the monk's pants were blown open, and the little cucumber strips were still vibrating from time to time, looking at the way he kept swallowing saliva, was he still doing it in his dreams?

Dao Potian smiled faintly, and didn't do anything, just turned his head and continued to push the young man's life.