Chapter 53: Can You Spare My Eggs?

When the sky falls, in the dead of night, countless stars appear in the sky.

Some of these stars are alone, some are connected, some are just a streamer, and some are eternal.

They are large or small, bright or dark, echoing each other in the vast universe, constituting the entire vast sea of stars.

Among them, there is a dense star belt, which is at the peak of the sky, running through the north and south of the universe, like a silver celestial river.

People in some worlds call it "Milky Way" because of its shape, but in "Tianyan", that star belt is not called "Milky Way", but "Heavenly Road".

That's a road, a road that all the strong people in the world want to walk, if you don't go there for a walk, you don't know how big the starry sky is, and if you don't go there to take a look, you don't know how strong the strong are!

At this moment, in the void at the very edge of the Heavenly Road, there was a young man who was flying on his sword, with a thin body and a somewhat pale face.

He was the young man who took the Shangri-La Sword from the hands of the Great Elder in the huge cave and bid farewell to the Nameless Small Realm to find the [Leaf of the Heart's Edge]. He didn't want to mention his last name, so people who knew him called him Nine and thought he was a man without a surname.

Jiu is not riding the Shangri-La sword at the moment, the Shangri-La sword is too conspicuous to show up, he is riding a matching sword that he has had since he was a child.

The universe is like the sand of the Ganges, and Jiu doesn't know where to find the person who has the true heart of the leaf, because the heavenly road is the center of the world, so he came to try his luck near the heavenly road, his strength is limited, and he does not dare to go to the center of the heavenly road, only dares to cruise in the outermost part of the heavenly road.

He has been cruising like this for some time.

Suddenly, his heart tightened, and a leaf of the heart in his heart suddenly bloomed blue.

And the Shangri-La sword inside the Naxu Ring also let out a soft sound.

"It's the [Leaf of the Heart's Edge], and it's really sensed by myself again, but the movement trajectory of the Leaf of the Heart's Edge is a bit uncontrollable like a meteorite?"

Nine eyes are dewed, that kind of opportunity is fleeting, he can't miss this moment!

Pursue!

When Jiu was about to chase after the leaf of the heart edge that he sensed, he saw a void and suddenly cut off his path.

In the void, a chaotic voice sounded: "Young man, why don't you merge into my body and become my Tao, and you can get eternal life in my world!"

Nine frowned, the journey to heaven, dangers are everywhere, including not only the danger of people, but also the danger of alternative substances like this void body.

"Get out of the way!"

Jiusheng shouted loudly, for the slightest chance to find the leaf of the heart, even this void body, he had to kill it.

And just as he let go of the two words, the leaf of the heart in his chest was extinguished, and he actually lost the trace of induction that he had so hard to have.

At this moment, in another part of the vast starry sky, a scolding voice crossed the sky like a meteor.

"Damn! Big mouth bumper! Black hole egg! white light egg! Where are you going to take my brother, damn it! Who is controlling my brother's body, it won't be to catch my brother to be a duck, damn it! Brother doesn't want itβ€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”"

There can be such a loud voice in heaven and earth, scolding his mother so boldly, and thinking about others pulling him to be a duck all day long, I'm afraid there is only thunder.

There is a reason why Lei Dong scolded these.

When he drilled out of the last layer of the Eastern Xuan Realm, not knowing what to do, he saw a huge mouth in the void.

"Come!" said the mouth.

I don't know if the mouth looks like a chrysanthemum or something, Lei Dong is actually fascinated, and he flew into the big mouth when he stepped on the prayer platform.

Then his eyes went black, his whole body was covered in a layer of white light, and he began to involuntarily teleport out towards the depths of the black hole like a roast chicken on a food processing conveyor belt.

Lei Dong regretted it, he was really curious to kill his father, he knew it earlier, so he didn't look at how the chrysanthemum mouth could be so big.

I don't know how long it took, Lei Dong only felt that his crotch was tight, and he was actually forked in the air by a huge and matchless meat fork.

Lei hurriedly looked towards the meat fork, and saw that there were lines on the meat fork, and the top of the meat fork had a transparent shell like a fingernail......

Lei was stunned, oh my God, what is like a nail, it is obviously a nail, at this moment, he is actually sitting between a person's thumb and index finger.

Lei Dong shook his head secretly, this man opened his crotch and sat on the other man's thick and soft big fleshy fingers, how could it make people can't help but think about obscenity? Could it be that my brother was born with obscenity?

"Xuanyuan killed 30,000 zhang of the sky, and he dared to call himself the Emperor of Lei.

"He wants to travel 400 miles vertically, and he wants to go up to Qingxiao to kill the king of the Dao.

"It's a pity that the Dao King can't cut it all down, and he looks up to the sky and screams for a life.

"I will be left with the stump to tear the spine, and then I will fight the heavens!

"Boy, you're finally here...... Hey, how did you cut off one of your eggs?"

An uncle-level Taoist with a shaved beard and long hair, while reciting verses related to the Xuanyuan Thunder Pool, gently released the thunder movement back to the ground, it turned out that this hand was the hand of this long law phase, and when he released the thunder back to the ground, his hand also returned to its normal size.

It's just that this long hand is extremely dishonest, and after putting the thunder back to the ground, he was reluctant to leave for a while, pinching the eggs that played with the thunder.

"Hey !!!"

Lei Dong shouted, this uncle will recite poetry if you want to read it, you read it, why did it get to my egg?

The uncle retracted his hand, but he didn't care about Lei Dong's look, he just squinted his eyes and looked at Lei Dong: "It's too much, look, all the eggs are gone!"

Then, the uncle turned his head and burst into laughter.

Lei Dong's face turned green, who arranged this life experience? Can you stop hurting people's self-esteem like this? Can you stop encountering anything, it all starts with my egg? Can you not spread the news that I am missing an egg from inside the Skynet to outside the Skynet?

God, can you spare my eggs? Can you? Can you????

"Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!h

He screamed, if God hears me, the next time the story begins, please bypass my eggs!

"Okay, okay, uncle, I won't laugh at you anymore!" The obscene uncle waved his hand, which was regarded as skimming the thunderous egg matter, "Then, let's get down to business, you have finally come all the way from the Eastern Xuan Realm to here, and you should have suffered a lot, so uncle, I want to comfort you well, you can name the three wishes you want to achieve the most, and the uncle will satisfy you!"

Lei Dong was stunned, wouldn't it, because after crossing the Skynet, this uncle actually wanted to treat himself, could it be that the matter of crossing the Skynet had anything to do with this uncle?

He suddenly thought that as soon as he came out of Skynet, he saw a big mouth, and the sound from that big mouth seemed to be the voice of this uncle, so it can be seen that this uncle may really have something to do with the crossing of Skynet.

In this way, he was happy, looking at the appearance of this uncle, it seems to be a big fat sheep!

He smiled evilly, spread his hand, and said, "Is this wish...... The first wish is to cut off my uncle's eggs and make up for them to me, uncle, you can do it!"

The black line on the uncle's forehead fell suddenly, and the cold sweat almost broke out.

The uncle smiled: "Boy, can we understand the etiquette of respecting the elderly, the uncle only has two eggs, but I can't give it to you! Forget it, what comes out of this mouth is always against your will, I will open your heart and see what you want!"

As he spoke, the uncle bent his index finger and struck at Lei Dong's chest.

This blow is clever, like a stick hitting the carp, as soon as the stick is struck, the carp will spit bubbles, of course, the thunderous "bubble" is the truest wish in his heart.

"I want to sleep with Ji Liyu!"

Lei Dong's bubble is so good that it makes people think that he is ...... Some upright, or some upright?

Lei Dong's embarrassment, this is impossible, how can his own wish be such a dirty thing?

"Temperamental!" Uncle smiled at Lei Dong, his expression looked strange, is it possible that men are like this when they are young, and they love sexual fantasies when they have nothing to do, so the uncle won't make a fuss?

"I'll strike again!" the uncle didn't wait for Lei Dong's embarrassment to finish, and his index knuckle slammed on Lei Dong's chest again.

So the second wish, it came to the throat of the thunder again, the thunder moved that endured, that suffocated, the first wish was just to say it, the second wish, don't say it, he thundered, he still wants to face!!

"I want to sleep with Qingluan Xiaoxiang!" Lei Dong still didn't hold back, and his second wish was also said.

"No!" the uncle was a little unsettled at this moment, "Could it be that the world is so depraved now, so you children only think about these things all day long?"

Lei Dong drooped his head: "Didn't this just happen to hit this for a while, in normal times, in fact, our wishes are quite serious!"

"Really?" the uncle looked at the flashing look of thunder, and said with some disbelief, "Then why don't I hit it a third time and see if you can say something serious?"

Lei Dong hurriedly raised his hand and made a prevarication motion: "Don't mind, uncle, can I apply for withdrawal, I don't want you to help me realize my wish......"

"No!

Before Lei Dong's words could be finished, the uncle's curved index finger slammed into Lei Dong's chest again.

Lei Dong's suffocation, suffocation, that face was as red as pig's blood, he covered his mouth with one hand, and pointed at the uncle with the other and kept trembling.

Uncle, you are ruthless! You are ruthless! You are more ruthless than Lu Yuanzi!

"I want to sleep with Li Yunyun!"

Lei Dong said his third wish.

"That's not my wish, no, no, I'm not so lewd, uncle, you must be playing tricks on me!!!!

That embarrassment, Lei Dong was already embarrassed, he covered his face with his hands, squatted on the ground, and wanted to bury his face in the dirt.