Chapter 9: The Fire-breathing Turtle
Gu Erjiu looked at the sun and said with a smile: "Yo, it's okay, it will come up in an hour, and generally people like you who are not even at the level of "human" can climb this mountain for at least four hours." ”
Tai Wen also smiled and said, "It's not just four hours, and some can't climb up at all." ”
"Who is not a human, you are not a human, I eat less in the morning, otherwise it would be no problem to come up in half an hour. Iraq said with annoyance.
"I didn't say that you are not a human, what I said was the division of combat power, you don't even know this, what martial arts to learn. Turtle Erjiu drank wine and said with a smile.
Iraq ignored his words, walked over to them and sat down, took a sip of the bottle, and said, "What are we doing here, it's too hot on the top of this mountain." ”
"Don't you want a final test, you can only transform into a little turtle, and you will definitely not be able to pass the test. You must know that if you can't take cultural classes, you can't do martial arts classes, and you will be expelled from school. I think you can't improve your cultural class, and your tendon meat martial arts class should be able to improve. ”
Turtle Erjiu took a sip of wine, looked at the steep cliff in front of him, sighed, and continued: "When I was in school, I used various methods, but you are still the same, you can only transform into a small turtle, and there is no way to bring it here for you." It's a forbidden place for the school now, and Thaiwen and I are the last students to train here, and we know what it does. ”
"What effect?" Iraq wondered.
At this time, Taiwen stood up and pointed to the mountains where no weeds grow, and said: "You see that there is no grass here, the scorching sun is on the head, it is a land of pure yang, and this place has twice the benefit of male martial arts practitioners, and the only shortcoming is that if the martial arts practitioner himself lacks masculinity, it will lead to madness."
When the principal developed this land of pure yang, he didn't think about it so much, he was a soldier, and he just wanted to be able to quickly let students improve their own cultivation, which could bring benefits to the country's military increase. But he never expected that for beginners, this place was actually a devil's land, because most people couldn't stand the scorching sun here, and many students went crazy here. So the eighth master made this place a forbidden place. Since then, no students have come here to train. ”
Iraq said in horror: "Then you still bring me, aren't you afraid that I will go crazy!"
Gu Erjiu said casually: "How can you go crazy with the two of us, besides, I see that you are strong, you should have had supernormal physical training since you were a child, and your masculinity is on the strong side, much better than I was back then, there will be no problem." Besides, you're about to be fired, you're still afraid of this, and you have to think that you won't be able to eat free meals again, and that may be the most painful thing for you. "Gu Erjiu didn't know that Iraq was the person who was inserted by the Eighth Public Security, so he felt that with the current situation in Iraq, he would definitely be expelled from the school.
When Iraq thought that he could no longer eat without scruples, his face immediately turned ugly. "Then what are you waiting for, let's practice quickly. ”
Turtle Erjiu sat down with a smile and took a sip of wine, and said: "Open your legs into a figure-eight, squat, lift your palms and close them in front of your chest, okay, that's it, hold your breath." ”
Iraq did as Gui Erjiu said, and looked forward to the following, waited for a long time without movement, and when he turned around, he saw two people drinking there. Angry, he said, "Hey, old thing, go on, what are you doing." ”
Gu Erjiu took out the small wooden stick on his waist and slapped it hard according to Iraq's slowly straightened leg, and said, "Don't talk, squat, hold your breath." ”
There was no way, Iraq could only endure it in order to continue to stay in the school sea and eat, silently thinking in his heart, ramen, ramen...... and then start to think about it. It lasted like this for more than an hour, and Iraq couldn't hold it anymore, and from the lower part of his middle and back, poof, let out a long, loud and smelly fart, and a stream of yellow gas instantly enveloped the two people behind him.
"Something, it stinks, what kind of miracle are you. Turtle Erjiu scoffed.
"It's a unique study. "Thaiwen mends the knife.
Iraq laughed embarrassedly. After a long while, Gu Erjiu saw that the gas had not been dissipating, so he did not complain, and sat down and continued to drink with Taiwen. The sun slowly went westward, and both of them drank their wines, and Iraq's body did not shake at this time, in fact, he fell asleep in this position. Because it took too long, I gradually woke up from hunger, and my stomach was rumbling. It is estimated that if it continues to be maintained, Iraq is about to turn its face, and it is no problem for him to be for Iraq, but if he is hungry and uncomfortable, then Iraq Bao really can't stand it.
At this moment, the turtle Erjiu beside him jumped up, turned around and came behind Iraq, and the wine bottle in his hand slammed lightly into Iraq's Zhiyang acupoint. "Push your hands, exert your strength, and start to transform. ”
Iraq did as the turtle Erjiu did, and a small turtle came out of the palm of his hand. Immediately afterwards, Thaiwen also jumped up, his right hand in the shape of a fist, his thumb parted, and pointed straight at Iraq's large vertebrae. "The middle finger, the nameless press, out. ”
As soon as the words fell, a small turtle flew into the air between Iraq's palms, and a blue light connected between the palms and the turtles. Turtle Erjiu shook his head and sighed: "It's still not good, is this fate?" Between the words, it can be seen that Turtle Erjiu is really interested in Iraq, they are not friends with wine and meat, but friends who forget the year.
When Wentai and Turtle Erjiu had already given up, they saw the little turtle in the air suddenly open its mouth and breathe fire towards the mountain rocks in the distance. Turtle Erjiu wondered, "What kind of move is this?" ”
"Isn't this the move you taught?" asked Wentai suspiciously.
"You've known me for more than 30 years, it's strange when you've seen me use such a move. After the doubt, it brought excitement, so Turtle Erjiu said to Iraq: "Try the turtle shadow clone." ”
"Good. Iraq flipped his palm up and pulled his arm back. The little turtles in the air immediately turned into three small turtles and continued to breathe fire. At this time, Turtle Erjiu was even more excited and said, "Try the Eight Turtle Kaitai again." ”
Iraq's elbows were spread left and right, and his palms rolled down and pressed down, and the little turtle in the air shook its body a few times, and with a pop it turned into a cloud of green smoke and disappeared. Gu Erjiu slapped his head and said, "I was too excited and forgot, you have never used this trick." ”
Tai Wen looked at the turtle that disappeared in the air, and said to the turtle Erjiu: "This doesn't seem to be of much use, the flame is estimated to be able to light a cigarette, and it is not harmful at all." It's not much different from the previous baby turtles going to sea. ”
Coming back to his senses, Turtle Erjiu, who thought about it carefully, also sighed. "Yes, but it's better now than it was then, and hopefully this novelty will fool the inspectors. ”
"I hope so. Tevin nodded.
As the sun sets, the three of them disappear to the top of the mountain. At this time, the temperature on the top of the mountain finally dropped, and occasionally the wind blew, taking away the sand and dust on the opposite rock, if someone looked closely, they would see that a deep ravine appeared on the mountain stone that had just been breathed by the little turtle, not as black as burning, but more like being crossed by a person with a sharp weapon of martial arts. However, this fact may be hidden forever and no one will know about it.
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