Chapter 8 Soy Sauce Hero
As mentioned above, Gui Erjiu is a typical drunkard, who seems to have met a confidant after meeting Iraq, so he will definitely find Iraq for a drink in his spare time. Iraq also did not refuse to come, so he and Gui Erjiu became quite good drinking friends. One day, Iraq and Turtle Erjiu came to the grocery store to drink again, and happened to meet one of Turtle's former drinking friends, Thai. This guy is a martial arts teacher in the fourth class, focusing on body methods, and he is also a good drinker, but he is different from Turtle Erjiu, he has extremely strong control, so he generally doesn't drink like Turtle Erjiu and doesn't know what he does, so he still teaches in the martial arts class.
The three of them met, and a drinking battle began. At first, they drank beer, and the three of them drank all 26 cases of beer in the grocery store, when Tawen suddenly realized that it was a problem to pay the bill by drinking it like this, which was definitely a big expense, so he proposed that whoever couldn't drink it first would pay the bill. The three drunkards immediately reached a consensus and began to drink baijiu, one bottle for you and one for me, a total of forty-five bottles of baijiu, and the baijiu was also drunk.
"What to do, the liquor is gone. Tevin said, shaking the empty bottle.
"Why don't we go out for a drink?" Drinking is the best thing for Turtle Erjiu, so he seems to be unsatisfied, even if he has drunk a little too much.
"Don't talk nonsense, I have to give lessons to the students tomorrow, I think that's it for today, and the wine money will be divided equally among the three people. "Thai was clearly not so drunk, and had little interest in continuing to drink.
But Iraq is different, it doesn't matter if you drink it or not, but for the issue of settling accounts, Iraq takes it very seriously, because he has no money, and the money that Iraq Zhun gave him has long been used up by him to play cards, drink, and smoke.
With no money to settle the bill, Iraq began to think of a way, and his eyes were rolling and he saw a beer-like bottle on the shelf. I ran over in three or two steps and got it. "Let's drink this, I think it's about the same color as beer." ”
Turtle Erjiu snatched it over and said, "I'll take a look, sauce...... Soy sauce. "This person has been drinking a little dazed, as soon as the alcohol is up, he can do anything, at this time someone proposed, he said no, it seems that he is afraid. "Come on, who's afraid of whom, the old rules can't drink the checkout. ”
Seeing that both of them were talking, although he didn't want to compete at all, he didn't want to admit defeat. I could only drink it along, and shouted with an ugly face: "Boss, take out all the soy sauce from your house." The owner of the grocery store was watching the entertainment intently in the back room, and when he heard the three drunkards outside asking for soy sauce, he thought that he had drunk too much, and he was all dead. But some people pay to drink, and they are unwilling, and I have never seen anyone drink soy sauce in bottles, and I can still see the excitement. So the boss was happy to bring out a box of soy sauce. "There aren't that many soy sauces, only twenty bottles. After the boss finished speaking, he squinted and stood aside to watch the excitement, Taiwen's face became even more ugly, and he thought, what kind of psychology does this person have, twenty bottles is not much, this is soy sauce, big brother.
Iraq, fearing that the two would regret it, opened a bottle of Goo Dong and drank it, put down the empty bottle, and said, "Come on, what are you waiting for?" ”
Two people, you look at me, I look at you, picked up the soy sauce bottle and began to drink. When I drank the fourth bottle, Turtle Erjiu and Taiwen couldn't stand it, and the stomach was as uncomfortable as if it was boiling, and the two of them endured it so much not to vomit.
At this time, Iraq was still drinking bottle by bottle, and after a while, he drank all the remaining soy sauce, and wiped his mouth: "It's okay, it's just a little salty." ”
When the two people who were originally nothing heard this, a salty current surged up, poof, and they couldn't suppress the breath in their hearts anymore, and they all spit it out.
Tai Wen waved his hand and said, "It's the first time I've seen someone drink so much soy sauce, so I'll settle the bill." ”
When Gu Erjiu saw Tai Wen say this, he immediately changed his words, and immediately found an excuse: "Actually, it's nothing, I can drink some more." "He was actually shocked by Iraq, but his skin was much thicker than that of Taiwen, and he really didn't have a backache when he stood and talked in front of him.
Seeing that Gui Erjiu said this, Taiwen was unwilling, and dared to love your kid for being cheap and selling well, and said: "Yo, that's okay, I think there should be more than a dozen bottles in the canteen, I will consume it, and you two will continue to drink." ”
Turtle Erjiu's face turned green when he heard this, and he would be half-crippled if he drank it again. So he immediately said haha: "Another day, another day, that's it for today, I'll invite you another day." ”
The three of them settled the bill and went back to rest, leaving a stunned boss in the grocery store looking at Iraq's back. "Cow B. ”
This night, Turtle Erjiu and Taiwen tossed for a whole night, pulling and vomiting, and when they got up at dawn the next day, the two of them summed up such a sentence with a clear heart: "People who drink soy sauce are really beasts." ”
Time is like water, years are like songs, the final test is coming soon, and the teachers and students of the whole school are very busy at this stage. Students all hope that they can get a good grade, jump into a good class next semester, or perform even better, and be selected by the four bishops as a disciple. And the teachers all hope to receive more bonuses, so at this stage, everyone is united and united, and there is a scene of prosperity in all things.
On this day, the sun is warm and the butterflies are flying. Turtle Erjiu called Taiwen and dragged Iraq to the back mountain of the school. The cliffs here are steep, the birds are uninhabited, and what is even stranger is that the entire mountain peak is bare and has long been gone. At the foot of the mountain, there is a stone tablet engraved with four big characters: "Beihua Forbidden Land." ”
"We're waiting for you at the top of the mountain. At the foot of the mountain, Turtle Erjiu said to Iraq slowly.
As soon as Iraq wanted to say something, he saw the figures of the two jump halfway up the mountain in a flash, and then the two disappeared. Iraq looked up at the towering and steep mountains and complained, "You can't pull me to fly as fast as you can, how long will you have to climb?" ”
Complaining is complaining, Iraq did not turn back because of this, he picked up his left hand, raised his right foot, jumped lightly, jumped out three or four meters, and in this way, little by little, climbed towards the top of the mountain. After climbing for more than an hour, I finally climbed to the top of the mountain, but I saw two people sitting on the top of the mountain drinking, so I was angry: "Are you two crazy, you two came to such a high place just to drink, I don't understand, there is not even a grass here, and it is still basking in the sun, what is there to drink?"
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