Chapter 43: My Wife Has Become a Man

This sentence frightened Cheng Gong, it doesn't matter if you lose some money, it's a big deal to win it back, if you are unlucky, it will be worth the loss.

"Big brother, I apologize to you for my attitude and words just now, I lost money enough badly, but I don't want to be unlucky anymore."

Jiang Wenming said: "If you don't want to be unlucky, then you can explain your own problems, what did you do to the Buddha card?" ”

"I said, I said I can't do it yet!" Cheng Gong said with a crying voice.

Hearing him say this, I completely admired Jiang Wenming, and just a few words made him soft, if it was me, I guess I still believe that it is not his problem, but the problem of the Buddha card.

Cheng Gong said that in fact, he didn't break the rules, he just burned the money he won a day later.

That day, from the morning, he played mahjong at a friend's house until the evening, and the other three who won almost lost to him in their underwear.

Cheng Gong said that he would not play, but the three people disagreed, and each of them withdrew a lot of money from the bank card.

The result is still the same, the loss is clean.

The three of them were very depressed, and they didn't believe that Cheng Gong's luck was so good, there must be some ulterior motives.

So the three of them scraped together some money and invited Cheng Gong to dinner.

Cheng Gong is very happy, not only to win money, but also to invite people to dinner, which is really a beautiful thing in life.

In fact, the purpose of the three people was not here, but to get him drunk, so as to get some useful information out of him.

The three of them took turns toasting, and after a few rounds, Cheng Gong completely let go of himself.

Taking the opportunity, they asked Cheng Gong, is there any unique skill to win money by playing cards?

Cheng Gong just said that he was lucky and had high gambling skills at the beginning, but he couldn't stand the fierce irrigation of the three of them.

In the end, he began to show off the Buddha card of his second brother Feng with the strength of wine, and took it out, saying that it was all its efficacy.

A few people at the wine table didn't believe it at all, and said that his broken brands couldn't fool them at all.

Cheng Gong sneered and said that they were hillbillies and didn't even know Xintai's Buddhist card.

He also bet that no one would be able to beat him, even if he was playing poker.

A few people did not believe in evil, and asked the waiter to come to the playing cards, and began to gamble on the cards with wine as a bet.

Sure enough, those three lost very badly.

Now, they fully believe in the efficacy of the amulet.

Hesitated to drink too much, and when he got home, Cheng Gong was already drunk and unconscious, and when it was dawn the next day, he remembered that the money he won yesterday had not been burned half.

He hurriedly called for help, and was relieved when he learned that he would be fine with a fever later.

He took out all the money in his wallet, clothes, and trouser pockets, totaling more than 30,000 yuan.

At that time, I felt that the number was a little wrong, and I felt that it was a lot less, so I asked his wife if she had touched his money.

Her wife said that she went to bed early, and she didn't even know when he would come back, and she didn't know that he had money in his pocket.

Cheng Gong's mind was still a little confused, and he wondered if he had misremembered?

He had to collect the winnings, count them in half, and just in case, he took out a few thousand more and burned them all!

That night, he had a dream about a short, middle-aged man who had been glaring at him all night and asking him why he didn't give him half of his winnings.

At first, he thought it was a day and night, but he didn't expect this dream to be done for three days in a row!

Tossing, he didn't have the energy to play cards during the day.

He was worried that the money was not burned enough, so he burned some more Buddhist cards!

Wait until the evening to stop a little!

However, since then, I have never won again, and not only that, but all the money I won has been lost!

Speaking of this, Cheng Gong sighed: "Why do you say my life is so hard? ”

If everything is explained, then the biggest possibility is that after drinking that day, there will be a problem with burning money the next day!

Jiang Wenming raised doubts, but Cheng Gong insisted on me, saying that there was no problem with delaying for a day or two.

"It has nothing to do with Ye Zheng!" Jiang Wenming was very angry: "You have to find a problem from your wife, maybe she hid part of the money?" ”

Cheng Gong vigorously denied it, he said that he had asked his daughter-in-law many times, but his daughter-in-law said that she didn't know, and she had never touched his money.

Jiang Wenming sneered: "Since that's the case, then wait for something to happen to you and come to us!" ”

With that, Jiang Wenming hung up the phone directly!

Nothing will happen to him, I asked, right?

Jiang Wenming shook his head and said, "Then who knows, if he doesn't tell the truth, we can't be detectives ourselves, right?" ”

I thought to myself, even if I wanted to be a detective, I wouldn't have that time!

Two days later, it was late at night, and as soon as I fell asleep, my phone rang rapidly.

I hate being woken up by others, especially at night when I'm sleeping.

I had the intention to hang up, but I accidentally found out that it was Cheng Gong's number!

My mind suddenly cleared and it felt as if something was going to happen.

Before, no matter how anxious he was, he never called in the middle of the night, what happened today?

I picked up the phone and was just about to speak, when Cheng Gong on the other end of the phone said eagerly: "Brother Ye, hurry up and save my wife!" ”

I was confused, and I said that I am not a doctor, how can I save her?

"Mr. Cheng, did you make the wrong call, you have to go to the hospital to save your wife!"

Cheng Gong cried: "My wife has become a man!" ”

Now I am even more puzzled, could it be that his wife has sex reassignment surgery?

However, I have heard of men becoming women, and it is the first time I have heard of women becoming men!

I said, "Mr. Cheng, you have to contact the hospital as soon as possible for this matter, maybe the wound will recover quickly before it has healed!" ”

"Brother Ye, don't joke with me, I'm almost broken, my wife didn't have sex reassignment surgery, but suddenly became a man, and she looks like a man when she talks and behaves!"

I hurriedly asked him what was going on!

He said that when he came back from dinner tonight, he was very impulsive, so he climbed into his wife's bed and wanted to do that kind of thing.

So I kissed and touched my wife, but I felt a little wrong when I kissed him, why did I have a scruffy beard?

At first, he thought it was his own, but soon he realized that something was not quite right and touched his wife's face.

I don't know if I don't touch it, but when I touch it, I was startled, and this beard grew on his daughter-in-law's face, which seemed to be thicker than his!

He thought he had gone into the wrong room and slept with the wrong person.

Jump out of bed and turn on the lights in the house.

found that this was his home, and the person lying on the bed was his wife.

It's just that this full beard is unacceptable!

He asked aloud the person in the bed, was it his daughter-in-law?

The man smiled coldly, but a man's voice sounded: "We have all slept in the same bed for days!" Why isn't it your daughter-in-law? ”