Chapter 44: A Wonderful Family
Cheng Gong thought he was dreaming, and slapped himself with a few big-eared melon seeds, grinning in pain, and found that this was true.
He was so frightened that he fled directly from the house, thinking that there was a son who was in elementary school at home, and he also brought it out.
He asked me what I should do now.
"It's so late, why don't you find a place to rest for the night, maybe tomorrow?" I comforted!
Cheng Gong was very anxious: "My daughter-in-law's beard is so old, how can it be good?" ”
I said, it's also night here in Xintai, and Master Azan is also a human, so he has to sleep, and wait for tomorrow when it's dawn, and then find a way for him.
Without waiting for him to speak, I hung up the phone.
The next day, when I was sleeping soundly, Cheng Gong called again, saying that it was already dawn, and asked me how I was thinking?
I looked at my phone, it was just a little past five.
I said, "Big brother, don't you know that there is a time difference between China and Xintai?" It's lit up over there, but Master Azan is still sleeping on my side. ”
Cheng Gong didn't care: "I haven't slept all night, you hurry up and find a way, my son has been crying and calling his mother, I don't know how to coax this loser." ”
I said in my heart that my son couldn't be coaxed, and he still had the face to play cards everywhere, which was really speechless.
I asked him to get the child something to eat, and then he went home to see his daughter-in-law, didn't he hallucinate because he drank too much?
Cheng Gong felt that what I said made some sense, so he reluctantly agreed!
Still, remind me to find a way!
Hang up the phone, I want to continue to sleep for a while, but I can't sleep anymore, my mind is full of Cheng Gong's daughter-in-law becoming a man!
I simply got up and washed my face, and as soon as I finished washing, Jiang Wenming took breakfast and entered the Buddha shop!
"Yo! Is the sun coming out in the west? Why did you get up so early today? ”
I said, "I didn't sleep much at all!" ”
Jiang Wenming smiled and came up: "What?" Missing a woman? Why don't I take you to the horse to kill the chicken tonight? ”
I rolled my eyes: "It's Cheng Gong's business, his wife has become a man, and he started calling me in the middle of the night, and before he woke up in the morning, he called again!" I'm in the mood to sleep again! ”
"Hahaha......" Jiang Wenming laughed: "This Cheng Gong is okay!" I actually like this mouthful, come, tell me in detail what's going on? ”
I don't know if he was deliberately having fun, or if he was idle.
Anyway, I'll have to tell him anyway, after all, only he can know what's going on.
After briefly talking to him, he laughed again: "I slept with a man for so long, and now I know if he is stupid?" ”
I asked him to be serious, what the hell is going on?
Jiang Wenming's face turned cold: "What else can happen?" Offend the Yin Spirit! ”
"Huh? So how to solve it? I hurriedly asked!
Jiang Wenming looked a little impatient: "It was he who broke the rules and offended the Yin Spirit, so you can leave this kind of butt wiping thing in the future." ”
I said how can that work, it's impossible to see death without help!
Jiang Wenming snorted coldly: "As far as you are great, if we are all like you, we psychic agents will be exhausted to death!" ”
I was dumbfounded, and Jiang Wenming suddenly turned around and said: "Unless the owner is willing to pay to solve it!" ”
It turns out that the front is all foreshadowing, and the last sentence is the most important!
I know his character, and if he didn't say that, I'd be weird!
At this moment, Cheng Gong called me and said that he had gone home to see it, his daughter-in-law was still bearded, and she spoke in a man's voice, and this voice seemed to have been heard in a dream, that is, the person who asked me why I didn't give half of the money I won to him!
I said, "Your daughter-in-law has been possessed by the Yin Spirit, and it has been a while since he grew a beard!" ”
Cheng Gong was shocked and asked me why this happened!
I asked him to think about it again, did he break the rules somewhere?
Now, he finally told the truth!
It turned out that Cheng Gong's wife had long known about his burning of money, and thought that he was a fool, even if he wanted to burn paper to worship the Buddha card, how could he burn real money?
But his daughter-in-law didn't dare to say it, and she didn't dare to ask.
Finally one day, his daughter-in-law found an opportunity, and while he was drunk, she began to rummage through all his pockets and wallets, and finally turned out more than 60,000 yuan.
So, his daughter-in-law secretly hid more than 20,000 yuan, and the rest of the money was put back into his pocket.
After waking up, he felt that he had little money and asked his daughter-in-law, who directly said that he didn't know when he would come back, let alone that he had money in his pocket.
In addition, he was dizzy, and as a result, this matter was perfunctory.
However, since then, he has been losing mahjong, and he rarely goes home when he loses, and basically he has never seen his daughter-in-law, until he wanted to make love that day, and he found out that his daughter-in-law had become a man.
I asked him why he didn't say these things in the first place.
Cheng Gong also felt aggrieved, saying that his son only told him last night.
When he was counting the money, his son found out, and as a result, his daughter-in-law gave his son a hundred as hush money.
I was helpless, and my heart said that it was really a wonderful family.
Cheng Gong asked me what I should do now?
I said I had to find Master Azan to solve it.
Cheng Gong immediately urged: "Then hurry up and call Master Azan." ”
I laughed secretly, Master Azan is not your nanny, how can I just talk about it.
I told him that I could help with Master Azan but that I would have to pay him.
As soon as he heard the money, Cheng Gong was anxious: "Why do you still need money?" This is a problem with the amulet you sold me, I don't care, you have to solve it for me. ”
I was: "First of all, when selling Buddha cards, I reminded you not to break the rules, and secondly, in the process, I also told you many times, besides, when the Buddha cards have an effect and let you win money, why don't you say give me points?" Something happened, but I was to blame! ”
Cheng Gong was a little weak-hearted, saying that the Buddha card has an effect, that is how it should be, and now the problem is an after-sales problem, and it must be managed.
I really can't communicate with this kind of person, so I just hang up the phone.
Seeing my angry appearance, Jiang Wenming snickered on the side: "I told you not to care, you have to care, you deserve it." ”
To tell you the truth, I can't make up my mind, although I hung up the phone for the time being, but if he calls for help again, I will definitely have to answer.
So, I asked Jiang Wenming, what should I do?
Jiang Wenming looked very relaxed: "That's not easy to do, if he wants to say that he is willing to pay, I will find Master Azan to solve it, if he is not willing to pay, can you still pay out of your own pocket?" ”
I shook my head and said, after all, he broke the rules, and I definitely wouldn't pay for him.
"That's not it, if he calls again, you will quote 40,000 yuan, and the air ticket and other travel expenses will be calculated separately, okay, if it doesn't work, let him figure it out by himself, and don't call again."
Before he finished speaking, Cheng Gong really called.