To tell the truth, these two nuclear weapons were left by the most shameless people in the flood wilderness, and they were two sentences.

The first sentence: "Taoist friends or this thing have a relationship with me in the West." Then if you don't obediently become a monk, or hand over the treasure, you will either die or be crippled immediately.

The second sentence is this sentence: "Fellow Daoists, please stay." How many people encounter this sentence, they must not be on the "God List", that is, their souls are scattered, and those who die cannot die anymore. There was only one person who unexpectedly and reasonably.

Because he is the one who presides over the gods of heaven. So he was lucky to die in nine lives, three disasters and nine disasters. In the end, he survived by losing his god position and shedding his skin. He's the moldy knight who married a woman with a moldy body. The master of bad luck, the master of the master, the master of the high. The legendary unlucky father of the Great Zhou Dynasty, Jiang Taigong Jiang Ziya.

After listening to the words of Daoist friends, please stay, Master Xuandu, no! Let's use the abbreviation in the future! Xuan didn't turn his head and knew that it was Zhun Ti who had come to rob the apprentice. So Xuandu turned around and put on his original poker face again, saluting expressionless and unhurried. He is not the first unlucky guy and good man in the flood wilderness, Hongyun Ancestor. How could Xuandu not scare people, didn't you just want to rob your apprentice? See if I scare you!

The more honest people are, the more they will scold, and the fairy version of honest people scold people without dirty words!

So Xuandu began to use the Thirty-six Strategies of Wearing a High Hat and Tongue Battle Group Confucianism. So Xuandu turned around and turned on the MPM (Sycophant) mode: "Oh! It's you! I said that the magpie in the tree at the entrance of my Jinxia Cave kept calling today! Look at your red face, your complexion is really good! And your mouth is getting bigger again! ”

Zhun Ti: "Isn't that ugly?" ”

Xuandu: "That's wrong! You are so blessed to eat in all directions. And this robe is so handsome on you! You really know how to wear clothes, and the colors match so well that people are comfortable to look at! You're dressed like this, and you're standing with me like a buddy! ”

Zhun Ti: "Win the prize!" ”

Xuandu: "It's said that it's brothers, but it's not right!" ”

Zhun Ti: "Yes! Not brothers. ”

Xuandu: "It should be the two of you." He's a generation older than me. ”

Zhun Ti: "That's right. ”

Xuandu: "Supposedly, I should call him Shi Zhu." But I didn't shout. ”

Zhun Ti: "Wait a minute! Believe it or not, I'll whip you with a big-eared scraper! And you said wrong, you are younger than your master, that is called uncle. ”

Xuandu: "Yes, yes, yes! Tongue! You ......"

Because it's too meaty, and it has nothing to do with the story, the following 10,000 words are omitted! Although Xuandu's sycophant made Zhun Ti feel very comfortable, he understood how bad his popularity was. Xuandu must have patted his ass in order to keep his appearance. Therefore you are unkind to me! Get ready for a robbery!

Then the Quasi-Daoist began to slowly approach, ready to kill with one blow! Dian Rong looked at Zhun Ti approaching and kept roaring in his heart: "He's coming, he's coming, he's coming with shamelessness......" was about to use the Seven Wonders Treasure Tree to put away Dian Rong, and then packed up and left, Zhun Ti heard an old voice coming from the sky: "Daoyou, it's a little too much, right?" ”

In an instant, a figure wearing a Taoist robe and a slightly hunched figure appeared between Zhun Ti, Xuandu and Dian Rong. The person who came was obviously Shangqing Laozi.

Zhun Ti said, "You're here? ”

Lao Tzu said, "I'm here, but you shouldn't come!" ”

Zhun Ti: "But I'm already here!" Mingren doesn't say dark words, I'm very greedy for this son's qualifications! Why not ask his opinion? ”

Lao Tzu: "Good! But you need to swear a poisonous oath, and you can't make small moves! ”

Zhun Ti swore and said: "If I make a small move in this matter, I will let the West teach people to die!" ”

Heavenly Dao thundered to indicate that it was remembered!