005: Playing Zhun Ti

Lao Tzu said, "Dian Rong, right? ”

Dian Rong said: "Back to the words of the ancestor, the kid is Dian Rong"

Lao Tzu: "Give you a chance, another great power also wants to take you as an apprentice." You choose, and then talk about what to call me. ”

So Dian Rong bowed to Zhun Ti and said, "Hello master! Master, your kind eyebrows and kind eyes are really intimate. ”

Zhun Ti glanced at Lao Tzu proudly, and that expression was to say that if you owe more beating, you will owe more beating. And Lao Tzu ignored Zhun Ti with a gloomy face.

Then Dian Rong said: "The master heard that the monks purify sentient beings with true love, this is originally a kind of cultivation! Is it? ”

Zhun Ti: "Yes, yes, yes. ”

Dian Rong: "That's right, as the old saying goes. No one is perfect, and so is sacredness. But the master is a perfect man in my heart. ”

Zhun Ti was proud: "I'm still a perfect person." ”

Dian Rong: "Yes, it's the one who is almost finished, bah blah... It's a fast and perfect person. Although I was just born. But I also heard about it. ”

Zhun Ti was very curious: "What did you hear?" ”

Dian Rong: "I heard that the master is in the Western Sect. Western teaching, well, promote truth, goodness, beauty, and musk righteousness! ”

Zhun Ti: "Huh? ”

Dian Rong: "I'm sorry, I mean that everyone in the Western Sect is a real gentleman"

Zhun Ti: "You jam (passed the prize)." ”

Dian Rong: "They never lie, they are a group of good people, they are very kind-hearted, and they treat everyone as if they were relatives......"

When Zhun Ti was fluttering, he found that although Dian Rong was talking, he was holding an iron ruler from where he didn't know where to put it on top of his head.

Then Zhun Ti said curiously, "You wait a while, you wait first." What do you mean by that?"

Dian Rong: "That's right, I want to have a lightning rod first!" ”

Zhun Ti: "Huh? Why are you praising me for being a lightning rod?"

Dian Rong: "Lying will be struck by lightning!" The people taught in the West are high-level people, people who are detached from low-level tastes......"

Zhun Ti: "You bastard, do I want you to praise me?" Well? ”

Then the quasi-uplift went straight to his sleeves! Why didn't he rob it? Are you blind? Lao Tzu, who is stronger than him, grabbed it here? So be single! Lao Tzu is the existence with the first combat effectiveness among the saints. The two saints of the West are also the first, but they are the penultimate ones!

Kneeling down again to worship the ancestor, the taciturn Lao Tzu just said yes, but this is already rare! Although Lao Tzu's disciples are not more than the rules of the world, but Lao Tzu is not strange to many people! I saw Lao Tzu wave his hand, and the stars moved to see that he had arrived at Tushi Palace. Lao Tzu walked up to the cloud bed and said, "Go and rest yourselves!" Tomorrow preach. ”

The next day, Xuandu looked at his two apprentices with satisfaction: "For the teacher to pass on your master today, the Sanqing Dynasty, including your ancestor, refers to the "Nine Turns Xuangong" created by the Pangu inheritance. The Nine Turns Xuangong is a supreme method of proving the Tao with strength, and the nine turns of success are mainly based on practicing the indestructible primordial spirit, and the physical body is the auxiliary ......"

Xuandu: "After cultivating the Nine Transformations of Xuangong, you can have 72 changes, but you have to recite the mantra silently." ”

Then Xuandu began to teach the mantra: "Listen to the mantra: in the dream, the air begins to smoke, and the perfect face in the haze slowly appears. Goodbye ugly duckling, goodbye, I'm going to change my mind. People will be able to win the sky, and the dream is close at hand........."

Dian Rong: "Master, isn't this Jolin Tsai's "Look at Me 72 Changes"? I will! I can still sing! ”

Xuandu: "Genius! Wizard! I memorized it for half a year! ”

Dian Rong: "Master! You don't understand the world of genius! ”