"I don't understand the world of genius? Your shameless appearance has my charm! If I don't pick your skin today, my nickname won't be called Xuan Peel! "It seems that Xuandu is really angry, and even his nickname is bald! Could it be that he used to be a landlord and an old man? And this world also has "Chicken Crow in the Middle of the Night"? Keep cutting, and it's messy!

"No! I want to be killed! Twenty years passed quickly......

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As mentioned above, Dian Rong has been learning the Tao for twenty years, and in addition to cultivation, he has also learned martial arts. The master taught him to solve his doubts, and Xuandu had already told him that in addition to animal transformation, all people who have undergone transformation have their own special magic weapons. Therefore, as the best innate spirit root body, the canony can be used to behead the corpse with the body!

In the past twenty years, Dianrong has cultivated from the golden immortal at the time of transformation to a Xuan Immortal, and is preparing to advance to the Taiyi Golden Immortal. Dian Rong, who had just been promoted to Taiyi Golden Immortal, was secretly drinking Master's wine.

"Bastard! You're stealing my wine again! ”

Xuandu held the empty wine gourd and wanted to cry without tears, this is the best monkey wine sent by Wuzhi Qi. Even he didn't have much to do. He usually drinks from the cup!

No way! Huang Zhongli, the ontology of Dian Rong, turned out to be a chaotic creature, so he couldn't help but break the ban for non-chaos prohibition. So don't talk about your own ban, it is estimated that even Hongjun Dao Ancestor's ban will not be effective! I can't keep my heart and soul at all!

Dian Rong: "No! Master, is this wine really yours? ”

Xuandu: "Nonsense! It's not mine, it's yours? ”

Dianrong: "Then I...... Be...... Who......? ”

Xuandu: "Aren't you a Dianrong?" ”

Dian Rong: "No! ”

Xuandu: "How do I know who you are?"

Dian Rong smiled and said, "Here comes the problem!" ”

Xuandu was confused and said, "What do you mean?" ”

Dianrong: This has to start with the relationship between man and the universe, and there has been a problem that has been haunting you all along. ”

Xuandu: "What do you mean?" ”

Dian Rong: "Who am I~ ? ”

Xuandu: "This~ I already know!" ”

Dian Rong: "No! You don't know. Do you know? Who are you? Master Xuandu? No, it's just a name and a codename. You can call it Xuandu, I can also call it Xuandu, everyone can do it. Who are you after you take the code name off? ”

Xuandu: "I don't know, and I don't need to know." ”

Dian Rong: "Okay, okay, then you can answer me another question: Who am I?" ”

Xuandu: "This question has already been asked. ”

Dian Rong: "No, I just asked about the self, and now I am asking about the self." ”

Xuandu: "Does it make any difference?" ”

Dian Rong: For example, when I use my code name for a conversation, your code name is also me, what does that mean? Does that mean you are who you are and I am you......

Xuandu: "This question doesn't make much sense. ”

Dian Rong: "Then it makes sense to ask a few questions." Where did I come from in life and where did I die? Why am I in this world? What does my presence mean for the world? Did the world choose me, or did I choose the world? ”

Xuandu: "Enough......! ”

Dian Rong: "Is there a necessary connection between me and the universe?" Is there an end to the universe? Is there a length of time? Where does the past time disappear? Where does time stop in the future? Is the question I am asking at this moment the same question you just mentioned? ”

Xuandu's head was big: "I'll kill you!" ”

Dian Rong shouted: "Who killed me, and who did I kill?" ”

Xuandu was stunned: "Did I kill me?" ”

Dian Rong: "Correct answer!" So who stole your wine? ”

Xuandu: "I stole my wine!" ”