Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea, Guanyin sat on the lotus platform, and now he regrets it very much. Why should I betray the teachings? Now it's a man-eating demon.

Cihang's memories:

"My name is Cihang, and I have just betrayed the teachings. So today is the day to come to Buddhism for an interview. I'm sure I'll get the position of Buddha! This is the declaration of the people of Cihangdao.

Cihang Daoist squinted and looked at the obscene fat man next to him. He is the former Emperor Haotian and the current Shakyamuni.

"Hehe, this kind of fat and round hanging silk also came to fight with me, and it was a dead end."

A beautiful bhikshuni walked over and poured Haotian a cup of tea.

Pretty bhikshuni: "Oba! It's hard work, Moda. Come on for the interview! ”

Shakyamuni: "Moda. ”

Cihang Daoist sneered: "Hehe." ”

The chief examiner, the good corpse Bodhi Ancestor of Zhun Ti is here. Bodhi Ancestor said coldly, "What did you do before? ”

Cihang Daoist thought to himself: "Is this attitude looking down on me? Now I really want to tell you out loud, uncle, what I am about. ”

But Cihang Daoist did not dare to be so arrogant, he said modestly: "I haven't done anything famous!" However, I was once one of the Twelve Golden Immortals. ”

Cihangdao people began to delusional:

Bodhi Taoist was shocked: "Kneel for the uncle." ”

Surprisingly, Bodhi Ancestor was indifferent. The people of Cihang Dao looked around to see what the mystery was. A pile of shredded paper was found on the ground not far away

Cihang Daoist began to think again: "I see, fortunately, I am thoughtful, how can I sweep the world without sweeping a room?" That's the details that put the staff to the test, to see how easily I can deal with it. It won't be long before I get a promotion, a raise, a Buddha, and the pinnacle of my life. ”

Cihang began to sweep the floor, and when he finished sweeping, the Bodhi Ancestor was still indifferent.

Cihang was puzzled: "Why hasn't he shown his love for me?" Is there another mystery? ”

Cihang looked at Bodhi and found that Bodhi seemed to have long nose hair.

Cihang thought to himself, "You don't want me to help him cut his nose hair, right?" It's also disgusting. ”

Cihang actually began to delusion again, and the picture was:

Cihang: "Come, Examiner. Take it easy. This nose hair is quite mischievous. ”

Thinking of this, Cihang shook his head. Shake the picture out of your head. Cihang thought about it for a moment: "No, it must not be like this. Maybe it's a symbol of his status. ”

Cihang looked at Bodhi again, Bodhi's pants were a little wrong, it turned out that the belt was not fastened.

Cihang secretly rejoiced: "Great, I found the ultimate test." ”

But then he was worried: "I'll go!" I didn't expect this to be the ultimate test, and it was quite tricky. If I just go up and tie it up......"

I don't know what's wrong with Cihang today, he's delusional again, here's the content of the picture:

Cihang: "I'll help you tie your belt, sir." ”

Cihang still felt inappropriate: "What if he misunderstands me and is not a straight man who falls in love with me?" But if you remind you directly......"

Cihang began to delusional, and the picture was:

Cihang: "Sir, you don't have a belt!" ”

Bodhi: Huh?!

A large number of Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, Arhats, and Vajra poured up to record images with images of jade butterflies, such magic weapons.

Bodhi lifted his pants for a while......

Cihang thought: "Won't you let the examiner Bodhi lose face?" Good thing I'm smart enough! ”

Cihang repeated the action of lifting his pants to Bodhi: "Even if you are a fool with an IQ of five." You should also understand that I'm reminding him that the belt is not fastened, right? ”