"Hey, why didn't he look at me? Is it because I'm afraid that my ecstasy posture will blind his dog eyes? ”

Cihang was triumphant, and his movements sped up, and as a result, his pants began to smoke.

Cihang: "I'll go!" It's all smoking, but you should look at me! ”

The Six Realms of Reincarnation in a few days.

My name is Cihang. Unexpectedly, I ended up getting a job. This must be the ultimate test for me. It won't be long before I become a Buddha. Walking on the pinnacle of life, it's a little exciting to think about it.

At this time, Bodhi walked out and kicked Cihang into the six realms of reincarnation.

Cihang: "Thank you, Bodhi, I'll be back." ”

The soon-to-be-reincarnated Cihang: "Alas, Bodhi's love for me is really hidden. ”

Cihang was reincarnated as a girl, and returned to Lingshan with great difficulty, but was accepted as a disciple by Sakyamuni. Now, he is a bodhisattva sitting on the lotus platform. Although not everyone in Buddhism is qualified to sit on the lotus platform!

There are only nine people sitting on the lotus platform! Collectively referred to as the three Buddhas of horizontal and vertical. But so what, after all, he is not a real Buddha, let alone a Buddha. Ay!

Not to mention Guanyin's depression. At the same time, let's talk about the Earth Immortal Realm. The golden cicada of the Earth Immortal Realm has been reincarnated in the eighth life. If life is a book, someone else's book is called "Happy Pastoral", and Jin Chanzi's is called "Jokes". As I just said, the first life of Jin Chanzi was an infatuated beggar who was struggling to pursue the daughter of a rich family.

Jin Chanzi II: It is a woman, although her appearance is average, but she was still wheeled with rice by thieves in the twenty-eighth year of Fanglin, and finally wanted to commit suicide by hanging herself in shame, but was taken away by Sha Rongxin, saying that she was eating, but actually fed the piranha.

The third life: He was a poor scholar who married a gentle and virtuous wife. Then he went to take the imperial examination, and he was the top student in high school. After Jinyi returned to his hometown, he found that his wife had starved to death for half a month! I just wanted to draw my sword and kill myself, but I was kidnapped by Sha Rongxin again, and I knew the familiar recipe and taste!

The fourth life: is a chivalrous man, but because he was deceived into practicing "Tong Zigong". waited for the miracle to find the love of the world, but just after the wedding, he found that once he was broken. The power will be lost. Then the enemy will definitely come to the door! can only be a scumbag, and say Sayonara to his beloved! Later, he was kidnapped by Sha Rongxin......

Fifth life: It's a gang boss, and he's very good to his younger brother, anyway, I have something to eat, and you're absolutely indispensable! As a result, he was dismembered by the younger brothers. The body was taken away by Sha Rongxin......

Sixth: Called Liang Guozhang to study in the academy, he met Zhu Wenjun, a student dressed as a man and a woman. Everyone is familiar with this story because it was adapted into a drama called "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai"! It's just that the ending is different, and in the end, Liang Wenwen was kidnapped by Sha Rongxin......

Seventh: An exorcist. This time it's more exciting, so I want to talk about it.

"My name is Wind Golden Cicada, and I'm a ruthless exorcist, go die, you fly monster. Die, you spider spirit, die, you cockroach demon......"

Exorcist Branch: "If you don't do anything like this again, I'm going to cancel your exorcist certification." ”

Wind Golden Cicada: "Didn't I submit so much, terrible youkai?" ”

The head of the exorcism branch pushed the monster corpse brought by the wind golden cicada, which turned out to be all ordinary insects: "This is a ball monster!" If you don't submit a real youkai to me, you'll fuck me off! ”