Feng Jin Cicada: "Hey, President, doesn't this robe say that the Buddha has opened the light?" ”

Branch President: "Yes, it's very good!" ”

Feng Jin Cicada: "This robe is useless at all!" I want to return it! ”

Branch President: "No, no, no, no, this ash is always easy to use." ”

Feng Jin Cicada: "I'm at the demon subjugation scene now, the atmosphere is very embarrassing, and I can't get off the stage." ”

Branch President: "No, no, no, no...... Don't just use your paws. Use your brain. ”

Feng Jin Cicada: "The snake spirit is sick, how can you play this?" Sick of it. White Zhen! That didn't count just now, now I'll let you see my ultimate magic weapon! This exorcism book is called "Three Hundred Children's Songs". It was written by Shakyamuni. As long as I recite the mantra above, you will be in pain. Hmph, suffer death! You…… She…… She is…… gi

l…… Belch...... I don't know much about this word! Which of you is good at foreign languages, please help me take a look! ”

Bai Zhen: "I'll come...@%U&^&##$#!#%$&*......"

Herring Essence: "Sister, I hurt so much!" Sister, sister, don't read it. It hurts! Sister, sister, don't read it! It hurts me, sister! Sister! Sister, I won't mess around with my brother-in-law anymore! ”

Bai Zhen: "Huh? ”

The herring fish spirit posed in a posture of tempting the people: "Sister, it's not that my sister is not righteous!" It's my brother-in-law who is so attractive! ”

Xu Shan: "Lady, listen to my explanation." ”

My name is Fengjin Cicada, I never expected it! I finally surrendered to Bai Zhen.

Feng Jin Cicada: "Hurry up!" Don't hide in my purple gold book, okay? ”

Bai Zhen hugged her legs and cried, "I don't want to see those two Bichi again!" ”

Feng Jin Cicada: "Escaping can't solve the problem, you come out quickly!" ”

The herring fish spirit hugged the wind golden cicada from behind: "If you don't release my sister again, I'll be like seducing my brother-in-law, seducing you!" Mu~"

Feng Jin Cicada burst into tears: "You come out quickly......"

A year later, the Wind Golden Cicada lost the Purple Gold Bowl and fled! Later he came to a fishing village. Choose to subdue a fish demon and fail. met the heroine in fate.。 The love of his previous life was like that of a chivalrous man. Reincarnated as Miss Duan's love in her previous life, she chose to be entangled.

Later, I met Pig Gang Kana again. Feng Jincia and Miss Duan teamed up to almost subdue Zhu Gangguan. In the end, Feng Jin Cicada accepted the suggestion of the president of the exorcism branch and prepared to go to Wuzhi Mountain to find Sun Wukong to descend the demon! On the way, he met three exorcists: the Dragon and Tiger Prince, the Empty Son who admired Dian Rong, and the Heavenly Remnant Feet.

The demon exterminator Dragon Tiger Gongzi saw the wind golden cicada and said disdainfully: "Who is this asking for food?" ”

Feng Jin Cicada: "I'm not asking for food, I'm also an exorcist." ”

Dragon Tiger Prince: "I can see it, give me some food!"

Miss Duan actually said to Feng Jincian here: "Handsome guy, when can we go to drink and chat." ”

In order to save face: "Hey, keep a low profile, don't call the handsome guy so loud." Being a handsome guy is cruel and painful. You strange shapes will not understand. There's no need to drink, let's just go straight to it! ”

Miss Duan: "Sir, I've never dated a man, this is my first time, you have to be gentle." ”

Feng Jin Cicada: "I'll try my best!" ”

Then Feng Jincian and Miss Duan left. Got to a place where there was no one. The wind golden cicada escaped by, and got rid of all the exorcists. Alone to Wuzhi Mountain. He didn't know that his "Three Hundred Children's Songs" fell and was torn apart by the angry Miss Duan.

After searching, the Wind Golden Cicada found the place to enter the seal of Wuzhi Mountain. Feng Jin Cicada climbed down a deep cave and saw an extremely ugly person. Under questioning, this person is Sun Wukong.

Feng Jin Cicada said against his will: "Mr. Sun is a talent! ”

Sun Wukong: "Each other!" ”

The wind golden cicada explained the meaning.

Sun Wukong said: "This is the treasure of subduing demons and eliminating demons, the six-character mantra tablet, take it!" ”

Feng Jin Cicada is not a fool, of course he knows that this is the seal of the Buddha. Take this thing, and maybe the seal will be broken! But what he didn't know was that the seal was not one, but ......

Sun Wukong smashed the meeting gift of the golden cicada and said: "If you have anything else, I will break it all for you." So you young people really can't reason with you. You asked me to borrow something, and I lent it to you, right? What else do you want? ”

As a result, Feng Jincia took out a durian!

Sun Wukong said with a cold sweat on his face: "I don't eat, thank you"

But he was thinking in his heart: Do you want me to shoot durian? Dream on!

Sun Wukong still continued: "You see that your young people are frivolous and impetuous, I personally think. It's better to be down-to-earth, you don't come with me to this set, you want to eat and fight yourself! I don't know if I'm good now, why didn't the Buddha let me go? ”

Feng Jin Cicada: "You said that the Buddha doesn't believe you, so do you believe in the Buddha?" If you really have an epiphany, the Buddha must know that he will not abandon you. As long as you are dedicated to goodness, you will reap the rewards! ”