061: Wind Gold Cicada Exterminates Demons

Later, Feng Jin Chan meets a young man named Xu Shan, whose wife and sister-in-law are monsters.

Feng Jin Cicada silently confronted Xu Shan and his monster family, thinking to himself: "This Xu Shan is an ordinary person, although he likes to play with snakes very much, but I can't hurt him!" Does the Xu family like to play with snakes? For example, Xu Xian in the future. It's all White Snake! ”

"But this Bai Zhen is so cute, is it really a monster?" Feng Jin Cicada looked at Xu Shan's sister-in-law standing at the end, "This is ......"

Herring Essence: "I'm Xiaoqing!" ”

The herring is so beautiful! Words can't describe it, how to describe it? Let's just use a story to describe it!

It seems that someone bought a roasted white potato in the winter, and it turned out to be too hot. It snapped, fell to the ground, and then a group of little kids in spiked shoes passed by and stepped on the roasted white potato. The baked sweet potato at that time when the herring essence grows! It's very "beautiful".

Feng Jin Cicada suddenly felt spicy eyes, and thought to himself: "Ah! I'll go, so powerful youkai. Looks like I'm going to have to show some real skills today! ”

Feng Jin Cicada: "Bai Zhen, you dare to fall in love with a human being, suffer death!" ”

Bai Zhen said with a pitiful face: "Please let us go!" We truly love each other. ”

Feng Jin Cicada: "No, shemales can't be together." ”

Xu Shan: "It's okay! I don't care if she's a shemale! ”

Wind Golden Cicada: "Huh? Shemale? I didn't say shemales? ”

Feng Jin Cicada understood and explained: "I said that you are a human being, she is a demon, you can't be together!" Now I'm going to take you into my purple gold book! ”

Bai Zhen: "That word is clearly pronounced "bowl", is this thing called a purple gold bowl?" ”

Wind Golden Cicada: "Huh? ”

Bai Zhen took out "Shuo Wen Jie Zi" and pointed to part of the explanation inside to show Feng Jinciao: "Look, it is clearly written in the dictionary!" ”

Wind Golden Cicada: "Huh? ”

The herring fish spirit said secretly: "I thought I was reading the purple gold cup!" ”

Xu Shan said secretly: "I'm a scholar, I thought I read the purple gold body!" ”

Qingyu Jing and Xu Shan were thinking at the same time: "I'm so ashamed! The lady (sister) is worthy of being a snake demon who has practiced for thousands of years. I am so knowledgeable, I didn't expect that I would read it wrong for decades (hundreds of years), it's really scary to be uneducated!

Fengjin Cicada began to laugh awkwardly: "Ha (embarrassing) haha (very embarrassing) hahaha (especially embarrassing) hahahaha......"

Feng Jin Cicada began to change the topic: "It's not important, my purple gold bowl is very lethal with microwave technology enhancement.

Then into the purple gold bowl, pour in the special corn of Beiju Luzhou: "Look at the corn I poured in like this, how about it?" I'm scared! ”

Bai Zhen: "Isn't this just popcorn?" ”

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Feng Jin Cicada: "Less nonsense! Look at the moves! ”

A golden light shone out from inside the purple gold bowl, enveloping Bai Zhen. Bai Zhen screamed in fright.

Qingyu Jing and Xu Shan yelled worriedly: "Sister (lady)!" ”

Purple Gold Bowl Spirit: "Congratulations! It's a boy! ”

Xu Shan: "Oh oh oh...... I love being a dad! Great, sis! ”

Feng Jin Cicada now thinks very much and tells Xu Shan: What is "happy to be a father"!

But he realized that he was slaying demons! Feng Jin Cicada opened his mouth and said: "It doesn't count just now, I chose the wrong mode, come again!" ”

Herring Essence: "Let the horses come!" ”

Feng Jin Cicada: "Bai Zhen, I call you, do you dare to agree?" ”

Bai Zhen: "Don't dare! ”

Feng Jin Cicada thought very anxiously: "I'll go, don't play cards according to the routine!" How do I play? ”

Feng Jin Cicada: "Bai Zhen, I called you, don't you respect me very much if you don't agree?" ”

Bai Zhen: "Okay, but shouldn't you also show respect for me?" ”

Feng Jin Cicada: "Of course! ”

Bai Zhen: "For the sake of respect, call me by my full name!" My full name is Bruis. Alice. Elizabeth. Chaste. Alexander. Sisiyu mud ......"

Feng Jin Cicada thought to himself: "I'll go, what a long name!" So, Feng Jin Cicada decided to deal with the herring essence first.

Feng Jin Cicada: "Herring Essence, I call you, do you dare to agree?" ”

Herring Essence: "Of course, my full name is: Burial Love in a Dream. Umino. Iruka. Green. Flag wood. Kakashi......"

Fengjin Cicada was anxious, and said nonsense: "Xu Shan, I call you, do you dare to agree?" ”

Xu Shan: "Dare! My name is Xu Shan, but I'm not a monster, am I? ”

Feng Jin Cicada threw the purple gold bowl to the ground and yelled: "The snake spirit is sick! With such long names, can you still have a good time! ”

Feng Jin Cicada finally calmed down: "Look at my ultimate magic weapon: invincible robe!" This is the Buddha who has opened the light, and there is no disadvantage in subduing demons and eliminating demons! ”

"Go ahead! Invincible robe! ”

As a result, I tried several times, but it didn't work, but I covered my head! Feng Jin Cicada uses the teleportation Jade Butterfly to contact the branch leader of the Exorcism Branch.