070: General Yin from the heart
To be honest, Tang Seng thinks that it is time to look at the yellow calendar, he suspects that today's thunder will stir the earth, it is advisable to break ground, funeral, and avoid traveling! So Tang Seng shouted: "No! It's not advisable to travel today, pick an auspicious day for the zodiac, and then set off! ”
Li Ke's voice came leisurely in front: "Manly tofu, what kind of zodiac auspicious day do you want?" Let's go today! Let's go! You can call whatever you want! But it's no use screaming! So Tang Seng could only cry and follow with a sad face! "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" The world's martial arts champion saw this scene and said a one-word comment: "Miserable~!" ”
Whether to survive or hit the wall now, this is indeed a difficult problem!! Tang Seng chooses...... Survive! So Tang Seng pretended to be relaxed and said: "Your Highness, it is said that the imperial brother named you for the sake of being the king side by side?" ”
Li Ke said: "Yes! ”
Tang Seng: "As good news, shouldn't you sing a song to celebrate?" ”
Li Ke said: "Okay! I'll sing one that fits the mood! ”
So Li Ke began to sing: "O."
ly you……! You can accompany me to the Western Longitude. O
ly you! Able to kill demons and eliminate demons; O
ly you! can protect me. so that the crabs and the mussels cannot eat me; Your greatest skill is O
ly you! ……
Tang Xuanzang: "Hey......"
Li Ke ignored him: "O."
ly you……! Don't blame the master for muttering! Put on the golden hoop, don't be afraid of death and don't tremble! I'll come with the black cauldron, send you to death, and do my best for all sentient beings! The sacrifice is worth it, Amitabha!
Tang Xuanzang: "No, you ......"
Tang Seng: "O."
…… O
……! ”
Tang Xuanzang's hands clenched into fists, and he wanted to say, "O."
You're fucking big! Are you finished? I've already told you that you're not singing right, and you still want O
…… O
……! O
…… O
……! Completely ignore people, you can't stand it, you can't stand it, you are O
I'll stab you to death! Besides, it's me who learns from the scriptures, not you! You should protect me! ”
Li Ke didn't know what Tang Xuanzang was thinking, and even if he knew, he would say: "Wukong, even if you stab me to death, why mourn in life, and why suffer in death." When you understand the meaning of sacrificing your life, you will naturally come back and sing this song to me! Amitabha, this is called: go your own way, let the family go!
At this time, the appearance of watching the play in the Heavenly Court Lingxiao Treasure Hall burst out with laughter! Almost, Yang Chan is covered in salt soda! But now he shouldn't have done it!
I'll talk about him later! In this way, the two of them hurried non-stop, arrived at Famen Temple two days later, and arrived at Hezhou Wei, the closest to the border of the Tang Dynasty, half a month later. As soon as he walked out of here and entered the mountain forest, Tang Seng fell into a big pit, Li Ke hesitated for a moment and jumped in and yelled: "Mom! ”
Tang Seng slandered: You acted too fake, right? It's worthy of a little fresh meat! It's like me, an old drama bone, who used to be able to fool the whole temple by acting!
Then more than fifty little demons jumped down from it and pulled Tang Seng and Li Ke up. The demon kings looked at Tang Seng in amazement, curious why Tang Seng was not afraid? Nonsense! Li Ke is the peak of Taiyi Golden Immortal, and the demon king is only in the early stage of Golden Immortal, and he is inferior to the peak of Golden Immortal and the peak of Xuanxian, two great realms!
But Li Ke didn't have the idea of making a move, this time it was the merit that Tai Bai Xing deserved, and he couldn't grab it. Your own enemy is definitely Buddhism, and the enemy of your enemy is your friend. Li Ke is not stupid enough to offend his only friend.
Of course, if General Yin, Xiong Shanjun, and Special Sergeant want to eat themselves, let them know what it is: friction friction! It's like the devil's pace...... Let them slap their faces, and the one that is symmetrical from side to side, and cry at the same time: "The forehead is wrong, the forehead is wrong from the beginning, if you don't mess with him." The forehead will not be so miserable, and the forehead will not be reduced to a sad situation......
Then sure enough, Xiong Shanjun and the special priest seemed to have arrived as promised. Xiong Shanjun pointed at Li Ke, and then whispered to General Yin, the tiger spirit: "Don't provoke this person!" ”
General Yin said, "Why? Could it be that his father is Li Gang? ”
The special sergeant answered: "His surname is Li, but not because his father is Li Gang, but because he is Taiyi Jinxian!" ”
General Yin was shocked: "It's too ......"
Then he covered his mouth again, and after a while he said from his heart, "Today we are full!" Close it for one day and talk about it tomorrow! And then he walked away!
The little demons thought puzzledly: "Didn't we have eaten for three days?" Never mind! You're the king, you call the shots! It's not worth losing your life for a meal! ”