071: Goku escapes

Tang Seng was locked in the cell and said very shamelessly: "It's over, it's over!" There are not many handsome men in the world, if I sacrifice in vain, heaven and earth will not tolerate it! ”

Li Ke: "Cut!" Are you as handsome as me? ”

Tang Seng: "Although I don't have the appearance of Pan An, I also have sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and at a glance, I know that I am taking the route of a sunshine idol." If I die, Little Pink ......" Tang Seng who found his bald mouth covered his mouth!

Li Ke: "Who is Little Peach?" ”

Tang Seng was a thief and said: "My doll! Right! It's my doll! ”

Li Ke: "You're so boring! ”

Tang Seng laughed embarrassedly and said, "Hehe! Yes yes! ”

Li Ke: "I'm going to sleep!" ”

Tang Seng: "Don't! I'm going to die tomorrow, and I'll sleep! Let's talk! ”

Li Ke: "Don't worry! Tomorrow, the gods of heavenly soldiers will come to the rescue! If you can't sleep, count the sheep! ”

Tang Seng: "No! I can't sleep counting anything! ”

As a result, Li Ke glared at him!

Tang Seng changed his words and said, "Okay! I'll try! A sheep! Snore! ”

Li Ke muttered to himself, "Do you know that this is a lack of sleep?" "A few hours later, the red sun rose.

An old man appeared here, and when he saw Tang Seng, he began to pout his teeth! I didn't expect this product to be able to sleep at this time! Wonderful! Then he pushed Tang Seng, and Tang Seng still dreamed and said: "Don't make trouble!" ”

Lao Su is pretending to be Tai Bai Xing, and he is not used to Tang Seng waving a basin of ice water out of thin air to wake Tang Seng up!

Tang Seng: "What are you doing!" ”

Tai Bai Xing thought with a dark face: You are the duck! Your whole family is ducks!

However, he still patiently woke up Li Ke, and then the two of them left with their luggage! The two followed Lao Suo out of the pit and walked on the road. Putting down the luggage, Tang Seng turned around and thanked the old gentleman, and the old man turned into a gust of wind, straddled a vermilion-topped white crane, and flew away. I saw a simple note fluttering down in the wind, and four verses in the book: "I am the white star in the western sky, and I have come to rescue your souls." There is God's help in moving forward, and don't complain about hardship. ”

Tang Seng looked at the sky and said, "Thank you Venus, get rid of this difficulty." ”

After the worship, I met Liu Boqin, the Taibao of Zhenshan, and I didn't say anything. Because it was Xiao Qi who reminded Liu Boqin that it was Erlang God Yang Jian, Li Ke did not help Tang Seng deal with the tiger.

Finally arrived at the Marble Mountains. Since the Five Elements Mountain is a place where Tatar and the Tang Dynasty do not care, Liu Boqin did not send Tang Seng.

Bite! When you arrive at a famous location, the system turns on the punch-in system! Reward Huang Zhong Li ×13.

Li Ke secretly thought: Why is the system so generous? It can't be toxic, right? That's right! Find someone to test the poison! Isn't there one around?

Li Ke threw Tang Seng a Huangzhong Li, and Tang Seng took it and ate it without thinking about it, because he understood that Li Ke didn't need to consume poison to kill him!

After Tang Seng ate it, Li Ke dared to eat it. He didn't know that because Tang Seng ate Huang Zhongli, a ban on his body was shattered! A breath leaked!

Yang Jian, who had just returned to Heavenly Court, stopped, he turned his head and muttered, "This breath is big brother!" "The eldest brother he said, of course, is talking about Yang Jiao, who has been missing for a long time, could it be that the golden cicada is......

Maybe I saw Tang Seng coming, the god of Wuzhi Mountain! "All at once.

Mountain God: "Holy monk, as long as you tear this seal, you can let him out..."

Tang Seng: "Hey, there are small words on it: tear up the dead family...... My mother isn't dead yet! My father was resurrected! So I still want to only learn from Li Ke......"

Mountain God: "Ma Dan, how can there be such a strange curse of tearing up the whole family?" ”

Tang Seng: "Why don't you tear this seal and let me go to learn the scriptures!" ”

Mountain God: "Only certain people can tear it off, otherwise it will be electrified." ”

Tang Seng: "Really, your excuse has no scientific basis at all...... I am a principled beautiful man. ”

Liu Boqin had no choice but to put his hand on it and pretended to be electrified: "Minions...... Look at the electricity! ”

Tang Seng: "I still go with Li Ke to learn from the scriptures, he charges, and I will be a beautiful man quietly." ”

The mountain god could only comfortingly say: "Holy monk, when you finish taking the scriptures, you can become a Buddha, then any curse is useless......"

Tang Seng was relieved: "This demon monkey is still quite cute when I look at it......"

Tang Seng said smugly: "I was really born with good eloquence, and I made them friendship so quickly." ”

Tang Seng lifted the seal: "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?" Come out! Goku! ”

After Sun Wukong came out, he suddenly burst out, and he didn't know where to pull out a woodcutter to hold Tang Seng's neck: "Dare to say that I'm ugly, believe it or not, I'll hack you to death?" ”

Tang Seng: "To die, to die, to die......"

Seeing that Li Ke didn't have the idea of making a move, Duobao Rulai could only come out to wipe his buttocks: "Demon monkey, stop!" ”

The figure of the mountain god disappeared in an instant, and when he felt wrong, then he felt it. Surprised, he said, "Hey, how did I become a tight spell!" ”

Duobao Rulai: "Okay, you can go and learn the scriptures now......"

Tang Seng: "Thank you, the Buddha is greatly ......" That's it, the Journey to the West crew started to hit the road again......

Why is it said that it is the crew? Because this is a play, director: Duobao Rulai. Screenwriter: Guanyin

Security: Liuding, Liujia, Wufang Jiedi, Four Values Gongcao, Eighteen Garans, etc......

Starring actors: Sun Wukong, Li Ke, Tang Seng, Sha Rongxin, Zhu Gangguan.

Supporting roles: white dragon horses, various gods, demons and monsters