088: Encounter the Python Demon

Along the way, under all kinds of difficulties and dangers, the five masters and apprentices came to a place called Extinction. law of the country. After Li Ke and Sun Wukong understood the original story, they eliminated the demons in the king's heart according to the original book.

So the Journey to the West crew has a much better relationship with this layman king, and they joke with each other. For example, Sun Wukong: "King, I heard that your house is 18 floors underground, and it's called a little hell." ”

King: "No, who's 18 floors underground?" ”

Monkey King: "There are many layers underground!" ”

King: "It's not better, it's just two floors"

Sun Wukong: "I know, the knife mountain layer, the fire sea layer. ”

King: "No this!" ”

Before leaving, the king also held a banquet to entertain the Journey to the West crew.

King: As a token of gratitude, I have prepared for you, beasts of the mountains. Swallows in the clouds, cattle and sheep on land, fresh on the seabed, monkey heads, bird's nests, shark fins, bear paws, dried scallops, deer tail tips, none of the above! ”

Tang Seng: "No, what do you say it's for?"

King: "Because you are particular about vegetarian fasting!" ”

Tang Seng: "That's right! For health! But I also have a health secret! ”

King: "I would like to hear about it!" ”

Tang Seng: "For example, I recently heard that staying up late is not good for my health, so I changed to an all-nighter." ”

King: "It's even worse, isn't it?" ”

Tang Seng: "So in order to replenish my body, I drink juice now, and it is all freshly squeezed by Sha Rongxin." ”

King: You learned from the scriptures, and you brought the juicer?

Tang Seng: "I like to drink pomegranate juice, Sha Rongxin is chewing it now, I still have a cup of the emperor to drink!" ”

King: "Don't! No! It's disgusting! I don't like freshly chewed food! ”

Tang Seng: "You heard it wrong! Stirred! ”

King: You can make it clear, this one moves, one moves! ”

Tang Seng said in the front, and Zhu Gang said in the back.

Pig Gangguan: "When I see this king, I am annoyed!" Because I hate showing off my wealth the most. For example, watching others drive luxury carriages, my teeth itch with hatred. When I am angry, I am evil and angry. I hey ......"

Monkey King: "How is it?" ”

Pig Gangguan: "Stretch out your legs and trip him!" ”

Sun Wukong: "Trip him? Trip him back! You just said that if you touch the porcelain, it's over? ”

Pig Gangguan: "Don't say it so tall! ”

Sun Wukong: "You've made it!" ”

Pig Gangguan: "Guess what?" ”

Sun Wukong: "How's it going?" ”

Pig Gangguan: "I almost broke my leg!" ”

Sun Wukong: "It's good if you don't kill you!" ”

Pig Gangguan: "Rub your feet!" ”

Sun Wukong: "It's okay, it's just not pressed!" ”

Pig Gangguan: "At that time, there was a small puddle at my feet, and I was splashed with water, and I was all wet. ”

Sun Wukong: "This is not good! ”

Pig Gangguan: "I swore at that time, when I have money, ......"

Monkey King: "How is it?" ”

Pig Gangguan: "You must buy a coat!" ”

Sun Wukong: "What do you call an oath?" If you have money to buy clothes, you won't have any money in your life. ”

Zhu Gangguan: "Actually, I used to be rich, do you think rich people are as happy as you think?" You are wrong, you can't imagine the happiness of rich people at all! ”

Sha Rongxin couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Boss Sun, then don't bear it, just kill him!" ”

At the same time, Guanyin saw that Journey to the West was a mess by Li Ke, and she couldn't stand it anymore. Even if she is punished by God, she will kill Li Ke. Six assassinations in a row! All failed!

Rulai said to Guanyin, "Give up! Guan yin. Actually, you didn't kill that kid six times, so you're a good person! ”

About the 32nd year of Zhenguan, the Journey to the West crew met a python spirit who drank human blood to maintain his beauty, Li Ke said secretly: The python spirit that should have appeared before arriving in Zhu Ziguo turned out to be here! Now I'm fishing! The snake is bold!

Li Ke is thinking about it! Sun Wukong took the lead and said: "My dear, Oudou Douyou, rest in peace, Nissan will definitely bring Sen Se back." ”

Zhu Gangguan: "Boss Sun is worthy of being a thousand-year-old otaku." Recently, I've read a lot of Sang Guo comics given by the king side by side. Some go crazy and say that Sang Chinese is a slip. ”

Sha Rongxin: "Second brother, that's right. ”

Sun Wukong: "Finally let me find your nest, snake spirit." Ha press pants to give me back my Sense, I can spare you from dying! ”

Snake Demon: "Monkey monster! ”

Little Demon Armor: "King, we are monsters!" ”

Basilis: "How many times have you said that you want to call me Queen." ”

Little Demon Armor: "Okay king, report to the king, then Sun Wukong is in front, what should I do?" ”

Sun Wukong: "Kusuo, it seems that you just don't eat and drink." ”

Basilis: "Hey, we haven't said anything yet!" ”