089: Sha Rongxin and Pig Gangguan, who are crazy by the stink
Sun Wukong: "Then that washing pinch, I will kill none of you left!" ”
The snake demon raised his hand and shouted, "Listen to people!" Hey, we haven't said anything yet! Feed! ”
Sun Wukong: "Your grandfather and I, but the steel and iron bones are invulnerable, and they are still King Kong immortal!" Words of unbelief. I'll let you do three tricks, whether you cut off your head or pierce your eyes, I'll be..."
Little Demon B stabbed Sun Wukong Ju with a mace. Flowers, poof...... Bleeding!
Sun Wukong: "Hmm...... Eh......"
Flutter! The blood is still flowing!
Little Demon Armor: "Wow, the amount of bleeding is huge!" ”
Sun Wukong turned his head as he said with a painful face: I'm ...... It's a little too sharp! As soon as you come up, you will poke the chrysanthemum. Flowers, this ...... What's exciting? ”
Little Demon B: "Didn't you say anything?!" ”
Sun Wukong squatted on the ground and covered his buttocks and said, "Bullying your grandfather for having hemorrhoids, right...... I look down on hemorrhoids, right? What's wrong with hemorrhoids ! Where do hemorrhoids get you? "Sun Wukong lost too much blood and fainted
Little Demon B: Who knew you had hemorrhoids! Monkey King poof!
Zhu Gangguan, Sha Rongxin, and Li Ke waited for a long time without hearing from him. Li Ke asked Zhu Gangguan and Sha Rongxin to come out to help.
Zhu Gangguan and Sha Rongxin, because they read the wordless book given by Sun Wukong a few days ago, were full of confidence. So I agreed.
Zhu Gangguan: "That stupid otaku Boss Sun, he rushed over by himself without waiting for us first." I don't want to think about how many catties I have. ”
Sha Rongxin: "My lovely second brother is right! Isn't that the same group of monsters down the mountain? It's the snake demon gang who captured our Tang Sanzang and Boss Sun! ”
Zhu Gangguan: "That's true, I didn't expect to meet them here by such a coincidence." My dear brother, let us surpass them together! ”
Sha Rongxin: "Okay, second brother, let's join forces!" ”
The two of them were sealed at the same time. Pig Gang shouted out the name of the move learned in the wordless heavenly book: "Although it is a pause, the year is flowing but the sentence (Shui Dun. Water Dragon Bomb)"
Sha Tianba was not to be outdone: "Karyan-Karliueen Great Grace (Huo Dun. Fire Dragon Bullet)! ”
The raging flames of the pig's rigidity! Sha Rongxin's surging waves! When these two forces come together! It became water... Steam... Gas!
Pig Gangguan: "Hey! You kid, you're here to make trouble on purpose, aren't you? ”
Sha Rongxin: "I think you are the one who gets in the way!" ”
Pig Gangguan: "You say I'm in the way?" Did you talk to your brother like that? You've been getting more and more arrogant lately. Could it be that you just overcame my ability. So you're getting less and less of my brother? ”
Sha Rongxin: "I think the arrogant person is you, always acting like a brother." In fact, it was just accepted by Taoism a few days earlier, are you a cow? I'm already unhappy with your cow-coaxing attitude!" The two began to confront each other angrily.
Zhu Gangguan: You really dare to say it, hey, you don't have the ability to PK with your fists
Sha Rongxin: "That's what you mean, you still have an excuse for losing!" ”
Zhu Gangguan and Sha Rongxin made a move at the same time and shouted: "Ha! ”
Zhu Gangguan and Sha Rongxin were exhausted and fell
Basilis: "Huh?! What day is it ? I actually knocked down the famous fairy three times in a row, and it seems that I have to buy a lottery ticket! ”
Li Ke felt that something was wrong, and also found the snake demon.
Li Ke: "Snake demon, quickly hide Tang Sanzang, let them go!" Otherwise......
The snake demon swallowed and said in surprise, "Wouldn't it?!" ”
Little Demon Armor: King, what are you surprised about?
Basilish: "Idiot! I can't see that he looks different from ours! ”
Little Demon B: "Yes, yes!" The king sees everything! ”
The snake demon: "It's not the king, it's the queen!! ”
Little Demon Armor: "What's the difference?" ”
Snake demon: "We are the mainstream style of Guoman, he is the style of Hong Kong comics in Guoman!" ”
At the same time, the little demon said, "Oh! ”
Li Ke: "Really? It seems that you don't see the coffin, don't cry, don't see the Yellow River, don't die, want to be poor, and go to the next level! ”
Basilish: I haven't said anything yet! Anyway, what is your messy solitaire!!
Li Ke heard that the snake spirit would not let go, and he was immediately angry. Lift up ten successes. He vowed to take the head of the snake spirit and save the person who took the scriptures. The snake demon was shocked when he saw this
The snake demon: "Shocked! Don't change the narrative style to Hong Kong comics. ”
Li Ke: "You should feel honored, because I want to sacrifice my strongest magic weapon to clean you up!" You just stand there for me and don't move, let me clean you up slowly, the snake spirit will take your life! ”
A tight hoop appeared, and it was precisely put on the head of the snake demon. Li Ke began to chant the mantra non-stop: "Reduce wages and work overtime for free!" Lower wages! Unpaid overtime ......"
The snake demon was cursed to death and slammed into the streets. The little demons scattered in a hurry!
Tang Seng was rescued, and Sun Wukong and others were unconscious!
Tang Seng said: "I have a way! ”
Repair...... Tang Seng farted at the two of them.
Tang Seng: "Look, I'll just say that my refreshing fart is very effective, and it will make him sober at once." ”
Sha Rongxin: "Haha, your father and I are free-range on the grassland, I have eaten grasshoppers when I am hungry, and I drink spring water when I am thirsty." Not all chickens are called Time Chickens. ”
Pig Gangguan: "Well, hahaha! Lao Tzu is the notorious scorpion spirit! How's that, scared, right? ”
Zhu Gangguan looked around and said, "Hey, it's almost the end of the Dharma era, it's too late......
Li Ke: "Only I think they and Red Boy are not like his father, the Bull Demon King." I don't think the three of them are Monkey King and others? ”
When Sun Wukong walked out of the fire and fell into the devil, Zhu Gangguan and Sha Rongxin returned to normal people, and the journey to the west continued again, and they then began the road of monster farming.