101: Hou Yi plays with the sun god

The screen shifts to the Sun Palace in the No. 2 Flood Wilderness.

"I am Apollo, the sun god under the throne of the god Zeus, living a simple and happy life." This is Apollo's confession while playing hide and seek with his sister, who is the god of the moon.

"Eh, Sister Artemis, where are you? I'm here to get you! As a result, Apollo was shot with an arrow in the ass: "Oh, why are you shooting me, Sister Luna!" ”

Luna: "No, I didn't shoot it." "Because all who want to be with the moon god will be taught by the moon god with the luna bow. So Apollo thought it was the god of the moon

Apollo: "How could it not be you?" Apollo thought for a moment and then said, "Who else in this world can hurt me but to be shot by you willingly?" ”

Okay! As an older brother, he also thinks about his sister! As a result, just after Apollo finished speaking, he was hit by an arrow on his ass again: "Oops~ heh! ”

Luna: "It seems to have been shot by an ordinary person on the earth!" ”

The mortal world at this time:

Hou Yi, who disguised himself as a mortal, was courteous to the mortal who resembled Chang'e: "Sister Changxin, am I very powerful, I shot the sun again......"

Chang Xin: "Okay, good, great!" Brother Houyi, you are so good......"

In the heavenly Sun Palace

Apollo was furious: "This Hou Yi dares to shoot me!" I'm going to stop him! ”

Apollo instantly came behind Hou Yi: "Hello! You're Hou Yi who shoots the sun, right? ”

Hou Yi: "Who are you, dressed so strangely!" Isn't it the legendary killing of Matt? ”

Apollo: "No, I'm the sun god!"

Hou Yi: "Sun God?!" ”

Apollo: "There is a song to prove it!" Sun drops son, yo! That's me! Oh...... I drop power, that is, strong! Yes...... Now you know, I'm the sun god! ”

Hou Yi felt that what Apollo sang was no longer out of tune! It's not on the tune at all!

Hou Yi has obsessive-compulsive disorder, so Hou Yi is ready to correct it: "But you just sang it." It's obviously it: the sun drops son, it's me! ……”

Apollo sighed: "I'll go!" The singing is even better than mine! ”

Apollo made a straight face and said seriously: "Don't care about these details!" I'm here to stop you from shooting the sun! ”

Hou Yi: "Actually, my real identity is Cupid, the goddess of love, what about my job?" It is to help those who love each other, and do not believe it, you see! ”

Hou Yi took out the sun-shooting bow, and Chang Xin took out an arrow from Hou Yi's back and handed it to Hou Yi.

Hou Yi pulled out his bow and shot to the side. The passerby armor incarnated by Hou Yi was shot!

Passerby A: "Ah...... Roar...... Aha...... Yes! It hurts, aha...... Yes...... Roar...... It hurts to death. Oops, it hurts...... Pain and pain...... I'm going to in five seconds. Forehead...... I suddenly don't want to die again! ”

Then passerby A died.

Hou Yi: "Look! Isn't he falling in love now? ”

Apollo yelled, "What kind of love is this! ”

Hou Yi: "He first had a heartache to death, and then he kept struggling. Dead and alive. ”

Then Hou Yi covered his chest and explained in pain: "In the end, I still died, isn't this love?" ”

Apollo thought to himself: That sounds like a lot of reason!

Suddenly, Apollo reacted! This is Hou Yi's fool!

Apollo: "Who are you fooling?" Don't quibble! You're Hou Yi who shoots the sun, right? ”

Hou Yi said shamelessly: "That's right...... That's right, I'm Hou Yi, do you have anything to do with me? ”

Apollo thought to himself, "Huh? Admit it so simply? I was still quibbling before that! ”

Apollo was speechless and said, "I'm also a sun god!" It's shameless to be shot around by you all the time! And in front of my beloved goddess, I was shot in the ass. My dignity as a god is gone! Can you understand? ”

Hou Yi nodded: "I can understand!" ”

Apollo begged, "So, don't shoot me again, okay?" I'm really going to be angry! I still hope to always be a good sun god who is civilized and polite. Let's work together to build a harmonious universe, shall we? ”

Hou Yi said with a serious face: "Okay! ”

Apollo bowed to Hou Yi and said, "Thank you for your cooperation!" Then Apollo turned and walked away. As he walked, he thought, "I didn't expect it to go so well, oops!" "Poor child! Apollo was shot again by Hou Yi, who drew the bow behind him!

Hou Yi: "Sister Changxin, you see that I shot the PP of the sun god in front of me, have you fallen in love with me because of this?" ”