102: Apollo, the god of waste
Chang Xin: "Hou Yi, you are so tired! ”
Hou Yi was tired of Chang Xin if no one was around: "If you praise me like this, I won't be happy......"
Chang Xin: "Great! ”
Hou Yi: "Ahahaha......"
Apollo: "What the hell do you want, why do you keep shooting me?" ”
Hou Yi continued to play Apollo: "Actually, this is the case, as a man, of course you must have lofty goals. And the sun is far away from me, far and great. You are the god of the sun and the most powerful man in my heart. So those arrows that shoot at your PP are not just simple arrows. It's full of my adoration and respect for you! ”
Apollo thought triumphantly, "Why is it still a little fun to listen to?" ”
Suddenly, Apollo reacted: "Who are you fooling!" You shoot me just to show your strength and please women. ”
In order to maximize the effect of the angry man, Hou Yi directly admitted: "That's right! How do you see that? ”
Apollo: "You forced me to do it!" Take it, Apollo Transform! I'm going to destroy you on behalf of the sun! ”
Boy! Looking at Sailor Moon's transformational posture, Hou Yi wanted to vomit even though he hadn't seen or heard of it!
Hou Yi: What are you doing? Ah, your posture is so strange! ”
Apollo: "Believe it or not, I'll make you sweat in a minute, take it!" "The Three Divine Skills of the Sun" is a big hit in the world! ”
Hou Yi began to be proud: "This trick is obviously made up temporarily, right?" Suddenly something didn't feel right: "It's hot!" It's so hot! ”
Apollo: "Hey, hey...... What do you think? I'm scared! ”
Looking at Apollo who was smoking on his head and didn't know it, Hou Yi decided: If you hit someone, you will slap your face, and if you scold someone, you will expose it!
Hou Yi: "Eh, why are you having smoke on your head?" Oh...... I understand! You're trying to turn yourself into a hot object and radiate heat to the outside world, and you're trying to heat us to death with that, am I right? ”
Apollo discovered that the shortcomings of his tricks were discovered: "You were lucky just now!" Caught my weakness. ”
Hou Yi feels that Apollo is a third-level idiot!
Hou Yi reminded: "You exposed it yourself!" And that trick just now doesn't seem to be lethal! ”
Apollo: "Now, let me show you what I am really capable of!" Let's take it! One of the three divine powers in the world, the amount ......"
That's right! Apollo's trick is indeed made up improvised!
Apollo thought for a long time and said, "The world of the three divine skills in the world is bright!" Suddenly, Apollo's body emitted a dazzling light.
Chang Xin and Hou Yi feel that they can't open their eyes! Both men said at the same time, "Ah! What a powerful light...... Yes! I can't see! It's so bright! ”
Apollo said excitedly, "How about it, blinding your dog's eyes, right?" Mortal ......"
Apollo also wanted to let go of the cruel words, saying that mortals are ants, don't offend the gods and so on.
As a result, Hou Yi said: But...... Wouldn't I be fine as long as I turned my back to you? ”
Apollo's excitement came to an abrupt halt: "Huh? You've discovered my weakness again? ”
Apollo began all the agitation: "You...... You don't dare to look directly at your real opponent, isn't it too ungentlemanly? ”
Apollo ignored Hou Yi's shamelessness, and Hou Yi said, "Yes, then what can you do to me?" ”
Apollo fell into deep thought: "Ah, I met such a shameless opponent! So how can I defeat him? ”
Apollo decided to use the ultimate trick: "You caught my weakness again, let you see my awakening technique now!" ”
Hou Yi looked disdainful: "Huh? What's that? ”
Apollo: "Death!" As a result, Hou Yi entered petrification mode.
Hou Yi was puzzled, and he said puzzledly: "Didn't you want to show me your awakening technique?" ”
Apollo, who was in the state of a sand sculpture, said: "Ha, the sun has a lifespan of five billion years!" You're just a human, I'm going to kill you like this! ”
Hou Yi decided not to play: "Oh, so be it ! Well, goodbye! ”
Apollo stopped Hou Yi and said with tears streaming down his face: Wait a minute! Why, keep holding on to my weaknesses like this! ”
Then Apollo wiped his tears and turned on the beast mode: "Actually, what I want to say is that the most important thing for men is . Be substantial. Only men with connotation can really grasp their own women. ”
Hou Yi: "Huh? Connotation? Then, Hou Yi felt that it was no longer interesting to fool Apollo, and turned around and left with Chang Xin.
Apollo began to habitually confess: "My name is Apollo, I didn't expect that Hou Yi really won't shoot me from now on, but ......"
A big silly man appeared next to Apollo. Apollo had a sense of foreboding.
Apollo: "Who are you?" Where did it come from? What do you want to do? ”
Kuafu: "I'm Kuafu, you're the 'day', right?" I've finally caught you! ”
Apollo turned and ran: "Ah! Why can you catch my weaknesses too! ”
In fact, the purpose of this operation was the moon god, whose combat strength was similar to that of a saint, and Apollo was only transferred from the mountain.