But that's for later. Here, Dian Hua has already tied up the two brothers of Xiahoudun and carried them in front of Xu Zhu. found that Dian Wei and Xu Zhu and the others were quite pale.

Looking closely at their calves and stomachs trembling greatly, Dian Hua asked strangely: "Brother, why are you full of big ha."

(Pinyin)"

Dian Wei: "Well, because it's so hot today. ”

Dian Hua: "Today is November 29, the coldest solar term of the year. How can the winter solstice be hot? Also, you're covered in a big ha

Yes, I'm not at ease. And these big ha

We all know each other. ”

Dian Wei: "Brother, don't scare me, although my body is very heavy now, there can't be a ghost on my body!" ”

Then Dian Wei followed Dian Hua's eyes and looked at himself: "I'll go, let you bastards, get off me!" Is juggling fun? No wonder I didn't sweat, my eldest brother said I was sweating profusely, but it turned out to be a big man! Are you so afraid of death?

Everyone in the Xu family: No, we are not afraid of death, but not being afraid of death does not mean that we are not afraid of ghosts! Your brother must be dead, and now he's going to eat people! You see, as soon as he finished watching and singing the song of the underworld, he arrested the two brothers Xiahoudun and was about to stew us in a pot. ”

Under the persuasion of the left and the right, it took a long time for the Xu family on Dian Wei to climb down.

Dian Wei is Dian Hua's relative after all, so he had the courage to ask: Brother, tell me honestly: "When did you die, did you become a powerful ghost because you had any unfulfilled wishes?" I'm not dead, if I'm not dead, I'm willing to go down and accompany you. Please spare Brother Xu and his men. I will ask them to ask the mage to overtake you, and burn more paper money for you during the New Year's holidays. ”

Xu Zhu made up his mind and thought that it was better to rely on others than to rely on himself, and decided to strike first. So everyone recited the "Jizo Bodhisattva Sutra" of the transcendent soul.

Xu Zhu began to recite the words: "The dojo is successful, and the relief will be completed." The lord of fasting is pious, and he worships with incense. ”

Xu Zhu and all his subordinates began to sing: "I planted it in my previous lives; What is constant is worrying. The little monk turned back; The chanting voice became hoarse. There is no her under this temple; Bodhi does not cross her, and it is difficult to stay in a few volumes of scriptures; This courtyard is full of dark flowers......"

Xu Zhu everyone went to the ground in unison and spit a few mouthfuls of saliva: "Bah, bah, skewered, come again." (Singing) the auditorium bells, knocking on the code of happiness, oh My Love, let's get married, I really want to have a home with you.

Xu Zhu and these people found that it was not right, and then said: "It's not right, it should be: If I heard it, the Buddha was saying the Dharma for the Mother of the Buddha for a while......

Dianhua heard a burst of chanting, and his head was big. What Dianhua hates the most is that Western Buddhism's Zhun Ti and the introduction of two big bald heads. The head of that machine gun is very disliked! What is the head of a machine gun? Alopecia (baldness) ...... Yes?

Especially the scriptures in their denomination. After hearing this, the Bodhisattva shook his head, the Bodhisattva was afraid, and the Arhat and Vajra all fell. But these are nothing, if he hates it the most, his mouth is verbose. In the past, he had almost transformed Heavenly Court into a seriously ill ward of the Snake Spirit Hospital.

And the immortals of Heavenly Court are all snake spirits in the inpatient department of the Snake Spirit Hospital, and they are still full of them! If you have watched Tang Seng in "Journey to the West", then go to Lingshan to see Rulai.

You will find that you are willing to stay with Tang Seng in Journey to the West for a lifetime, and Tang Seng is still cute compared to Rulai. So Dianhua said: "Stop, stop, don't read!" Or I'll kill you now!" ”