At this time, Xu Zhu, who was interrupted from chanting, shuddered in unison, and they hid behind them one by one at the speed of light. Fortunately, Dian Hua has sharp eyes, and others can't see what it is. It turned out that the hidden things turned out to be wooden fish, wooden fish, bells, drums, chimes, cloud boards and other Buddhist instruments. Obviously, they were chanting the sutras and beating the Dharma instruments at the same time.

The world of Stephen Chow's movie "The King of Comedy": Sister Du Juan, a film and television star who is exactly the same as Karen Mok. She and the others saw this scene and said to the extras: Have you seen it? That's what I said: professional!

Dian Hua didn't know that anyone commented on Xu Zhu, and he continued: "You still recite scriptures and practice things? It can't be an ancestral heirloom! Don't worry, I'm not a ghost, you see I have a shadow! It's just that I'm singing to scare them.

Xu Zhu breathed a sigh of relief, only to see everyone pull out their hair. The hair fell out entirely, and it turned out to be a wig. Xu Zhu and everyone suddenly turned into oily and shiny big bald heads one by one. These bald heads also have ring scars.

Xu Zhu said: "You are the ancestral monk, we only served as monks in the Dizang Temple a few miles away. It was only a few years ago that it was vulgar. ”

Dianhua: "Jizo Temple? Do you know about Yanglong Temple? ”

Xu Zhu: "How do you know that the original name of Jizo Temple was Yanglong Temple?" ”

The corners of Dian Hua's mouth twitched, and he almost had a brain congestion. Did you travel into the world of "Three Kingdoms: Complaints Become Stronger"? Or is it a game world? How does it look so much like "Three Kingdoms. The combined world of Musou and Jizo Mobile Game. There is no record in the information that Xu Zhu has been a monk!?

Dian Hua: "By the way, why aren't you monks anymore?" ”

Xu Zhu and his subordinates behaved in unison, and they didn't know where to take out a tea cup and a few bowls, and a chopstick said in unison while knocking: "Yu Gongzi, my family lives on the edge of the city in Qian County. There is no house or land at home, and there is no food or smoke in life. Fortunately, he became a monk and lived like the West Heaven. I hate Zhou Bohu, colluded with the government to be lawless, and occupied my temple and seized my land.

The host turned his face with him, and was beaten flat by him with a stick. The master scolded him for bullying the good people, but he was arrested by him and entered the Zhou Mansion. Burst chrysanthemum a hundred times, a hundred times. In the end, he committed suicide by hanging himself, leaving behind a hatred for the world. I also drove my brothers out of their homes and lived by the river, and in order to survive, we had to beg in front of the Taoist temple.

Who knew that Zhou Bohu was too insidious. Knowing this, he sent someone to plot against him. Beat my brother in front of the city. The small body is strong, and the remnants of life are retained. Poor brother, his soul has returned to heaven! This hatred is even more difficult to fill, in order to annihilate the hatred. Do your own cheapness for the sake of life. While making money diligently, I read books at the same time. Swear to buy fame, and the enemy is strong-willed. From now on, the magic weapon is by your side, remembering this hatred! ”

Dian Wei was already crying after hearing this, and hurriedly comforted Xu Zhu and said, "It's so pitiful, hateful Zhou family." Fortunately, the chickens and dogs they had already killed by their brother were gone. Otherwise, I'd like to kill again. ”

Dian Hua said secretly: "At first glance, it was written by the traverser, isn't it just to change it, and copy the lines of "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance"?"

And he said it so smoothly and skillfully, the ghost believed that it was true. ”

Dianhua: "Who wrote this word?" So smooth, talent! Is the content real? ”

Xu Zhulao blushed and said, "It's true that the temple and land were robbed by Zhou Wang. Because when we can't hunt prey, we pretend to be monks to give people a way, but it is impossible to die every day. So I ran away and used these words to pretend to be pitiful, to beg for food. These words were written by my military advisor: Mao Xiaofang, who was a Taoist priest and more knowledgeable before he became a monk. ”

Dianhua was stunned and shouted: "Nani? Mao Xiaofang? I'm also a zombie Taoist: Lin Zhengying! ”

As a result, a person with a long eyebrow popped up behind the crowd: "I am Lin Zhengying, the word Gillian!" Who called me? ”

Dian Hua was speechless, and he fell into infinite contemplation: "Lin Zhengying? Word: Gillian, that is, Lin Gillian, if he is ranked ninth, he is also the ninth uncle in "Mr. Zombie"? What about Lin Jiu's apprentices Qiusheng and Wencai? By the way, there is Uncle Jiu, then his junior brother: Mao Xiaofang also exists? In addition, "I Have a Date with a Zombie" is a continuation of the plot of "Zombie Taoist".