The man yelled: "You don't scatter, there is no Nie Xiaoqian here, Lao Tzu is a pure master!" ”

Dian Hua: "Okay, Brother Nie. ”

The man turned into a roaring emperor: "I said, there is no Nie Xiaoqian here, Lao Tzu is Guo Jia!" ”

Dian Hua shook his head and said, "Guo... Guo Jia? ”

Guo Jia: "Yes, isn't the plaque on it written?" Are you illiterate? Guo Mansion, Guo Mansion! ”

At this moment, there was a burst of singing in Guo's mansion, and this time even Xiahoudun heard it: "Yangsang Building, Meimeng Measuring Building, Building Category Wind Mulberry, Wind Mulberry Sectional Steel, Red Cen Class ......"

Dian Hua had a heart-pounding feeling and secretly thought:

"No, it won't! is the song "A Chinese Ghost Story", and Nima is the Cantonese version sung by Leslie Cheung! There are traversers here too? ”

Dianhua bowed to Guo Jia and asked: "In Xia Dianhua, there is a bottle of peerless wine in Xia to make amends for the rudeness of his brother Dian Wei just now." ”

Guo Jia's angry face was immediately replaced by a flattering smile, very similar to the Hai Dafu who received the emperor's handwritten letter in Stephen Chow's version of Lu Ding Ji.

Just listen to Hai Dafu... Bah Guo Jia said: "Since they are fellow believers, they are definitely not those mortal people!" Please ......"

Just when Dian Hua secretly admired Guo Jia's change of face as fast as taking off his pants, the two hooked their shoulders and walked towards the house in embarrassment.

Dian Hua: "Guo Gege, just now I heard someone singing a song with a light tune!" Who wrote this? ”

Guo Jia: "Don't dare, don't dare, just call me Lao Guo." It wasn't someone singing just now. ”

Dian Hua: "Okay, Lao Guo, what are you doing if you're not singing?" I want to hear about it! ”

Guo Jia: "Xi Zhicai and I have not been in good health since childhood. Later, Xi Zhi and I got seriously ill and almost died.

found Master Zhang Jiao, the eldest disciple of Nanhua Old Immortal, for treatment. After the archmage received ninety-nine incense money from us, he used the spirit rune water to improve our body.

But telling us that our bodies simply cannot be completely treated. It is necessary to invite relatives and friends to chant mantras and pray for blessings on the birthday of each year. ”

Dianhua: "Just praying for blessings?" ”

Guo Jia: "Yes! And Xi Zhicai was born on the same day as me, so we did it together! ”

Dianhua: "It's as simple as reciting a mantra?" “

Guo Jia: "No, it should be the gong that recites the words of the gods first." That is: one invites the heavens and the earth to move, and the other invites the ghosts and gods to be frightened. Three please Mao Lao Dao, four please this spicy. Deng, five please Pangu God......... The gods came quickly. The gods came... And then read..."

Dianhua: "Aunt Xiu, I'm sorry, please wait a minute, Ben La. Which immortal is Deng? ”

Guo Jia: "According to Master Zhang Jiao, this is spicy. Deng is a barbarian country in the far west, and the god of artificial fertilizer is worshipped.

The god of war under the god of artificial fertilizer led the Birdman army to beat the devil army that occupied the land. ”

Dianhua: "The god of artificial fertilizer you are talking about is God!" ”

Guo Jia: "Yes, yes, yes, that is, God, no artificial fertilizer shall be used on the ground." ”

Dianhua: "Ahem, don't talk about this. Then let's talk about the blessing. ”

Guo Jia: "Okay, please finish God, just recite the mantra and finally recite the five. Lake IV. The water of the three rivers in the sea cleanses the sick and evil, and the evil is retreated.

One of our best friends needs to be disguised as a demon. He wanted to hold the ruyi made of hundred-year-old peach wood and twist his body like a python, and said: Bai Suzhen under Qingcheng Mountain, a thousand-year-old cultivator in the cave! Wishful thinking changes as I wish.

Some relatives and friends want to say: goblin, goblin, return my grandfather!