133:Mourning (dry) heart (of) sickness (drifting) madness (bright)
Guo Jia is now talking about the last step: "Finally, there is a friend who wants to pretend to be a Taoist priest and say that he will receive nine seals, tie one seal and say one word, and the connection is: those who are fighting in the army are all arrayed in front!" Then he said: The edict of the dragon god, the water god works together to borrow the law, and punish the evil!
Then pretending to be a demon-possessed person, he fell unconscious and was carried to another room. ”
Dianhua: "Our coming won't affect your prayers!" ”
Guo Jia: "No, if I do, I won't come out." Come on, come on, it's almost over, go to the bar! ”
Dian Hua walked in with Guo Jia as Ying Cheng, and thought to himself: "It's a real hammer, Zhang Jiao is a traverser." Mom, I thought I would be good enough to play by plagiarizing and transforming the setting in "Water Margin". ”
"I didn't expect that! There are even more who can play. actually integrated "The Legend of the White Snake" and "Gourd Baby" as well as the traditional cross talk "Spit Lotus" to the point that there was no sense of disobedience. also used the exorcism spell of Ma Xiaoling in "I Have a Date with a Zombie". In the end, he scolded the jealousy sect whose teachings were more domineering than Buddhism in his previous life.
In the end, by the way, the world law enforcement team: a beautiful country is belittled for nothing. It's just a loss (dry) heart (of) disease (drift) madness (brightness)! Dianhua then thought.
Then the change happened, Guo Jia actually knelt down to Dian Hua: "No, you can look down on me so much!" Guo Gege doesn't have to kneel! ”
Guo Jia: "You think I want to kneel?" It's my legs that don't listen! ”
Dian Hua: "Guo Gege, are you hit by the Seven Wounds Fist, and the injuries of the Seven Wounds Fist are getting more and more serious?" ”
GUO Jia; "That's not it, I've been kneeling for too long just now, and my legs are numb! But I still have hands, and I won't give in! Hahaha! ”
Then Guo Jia began to walk upside down, and as a result, he let out a miserable scream: "Ahhh ”
Dian Hua looked at the screams and was shocked: "Oh no, Guo Jia fell into the dung pit!" Guo Gege, you have nothing to do, right? ”
At the same time, Dian Hua secretly decided that after winning the world, he must abolish kneeling. Then let the kneeling scourge of the winter tassel country go.
In the end, Guo Jia's relatives and friends who were at the end of the prayer meeting quickly ran out and fished Guo Jia out of the artificial fertilizer.
Guo Jia took a bath and changed clothes with a rice field, and Dianhua estimated that Guo Jia would never want to eat sauce food for the rest of his life!
Dian Hua remembered one thing, that is, he didn't know who Guo Jia and Xi Zhicai's relatives and friends were.
So Dianhua felt that he should get acquainted with him and see if he could take it away. Then after Guo Jia took a bath.
Guo Jia's group and Dian Hua and his party began to introduce each other, which made Dian Hua unable to believe it: "I have broken into the strategist's nest, not only the famous strategists Guo Jia and Xi Zhi of the Three Kingdoms are here." Even Xun Yu, Xun You, Jia Xu, Cheng Yu, and Mao Jue also presented Meng Jiang Ban? ”
Then Dian Hua found that Xi Zhicai was different from the Three Kingdoms, although the Xi Zhicai in front of him also had messy hair and sloppy clothes.
But Xi Zhicai actually applied rouge and grease, and the dirty clothes could be seen to be the big red skirt worn by the lady.
suddenly reminded Dianhua of the famous words of the live broadcast with an orchid finger on a live broadcast platform in later generations: "Eat a peach, it's so cool......"
At this moment, Xi Zhicai smiled, holding a pink handkerchief in his left hand and an orchid finger in his right hand.
Xi Zhicai is like loading the old Qinglou. Bustard. The sub-template said: "Yo, I said that the son brought by Guo Daguan is so familiar, it turned out to be the master who wrote "Chivalrous Travel". To be honest, reading this poem of yours, the little heart of the slave family is pounding! I can't wait to cut the cancer of our Han Empire a few times! ”