Although Dianhua had goosebumps falling to the ground, he was happy in his heart, and it was really refreshing to be complimented and praised by others. Now Li Bai has not been born yet, so this black cauldron of teaching bad children to solve problems with violence will be borne by me Dianhua.

An electronic synthesis voice appeared in Dian Hua's mind: "Ding, Li Bai, a Qinglian monk under the pedestal of Tang Xuanzong Li Longji in the world of "Emperor Tang Ming", sent a voice to you, do you receive it?" ”

Dian Hua thought to himself: "You must be here to praise me, listen to it!" ”

So he replied, "Choice: Yes!" ”

Li Bai's voice in the world of "Tang Minghuang" came over, but the accent didn't seem right, weird. After a while, Dian Hua realized that Li Bai's accent didn't seem right, because it was spicy like Sichuan's. But it seems that Li Bai has stayed in Sichuan for a while, right? No problem!

"You turtle son, old thief, you immortal banban. You old thief is lying down, how about just finishing the dragon gate with your neighbors! I have a spirit in my heart, and I worked hard to write "Blind Walking". I flipped through the dead element, and it turned out that the old thief read more dead element, and it was written on it.

Dian Weizhi gave it, and his talent moved to write the famous "Blind Walking", which was very vulgar. A pair of early, the bean died Lao Tzu wrote "Blind Walking", pus for a long time, the old thief grass you Zuopin! Mix the gall, and then make up for the thief to change the pot, and lie on the mother of the nuns. ”

Now Dian Hua children's shoes translate Li Bai's meaning: You are a turtle son, Lao Tzu is a fairy banban.

You and I just finished chatting with my neighbors. With inspiration in my heart, I worked hard to write "Chivalrous Journey".

I proudly flipped through the history books. It turned out that Lao Tzu read an extra page in the history book. It reads: Dian Wei's brother, talented and wrote the famous "Chivalrous Journey", I feel very familiar with the content!

In comparison, it is "Chivalrous Travel" written by Lao Tzu, and I copied your work for a long time! Bastard, if you don't change the author again, I'll rob your tomb.

At the same time, Sun Bin in the world of "Warring States" saw this scene and couldn't help yelling: "It's too brutal!" ”

Dian Hua also wiped his cold sweat, but then thought about it: "It seems that I am a man who wants to preach, how can I die?" Even if you die, there will be no tomb.

Besides, the traversers of each plane are using Li Bai's works. Li Bai should not be able to steal the tomb of the traverser. Brother Li Bai, you are discouraged in vain! ”

So Dian Hua also threw Li Bai's affairs 108,000 miles away!

He took out a few unlabeled glass bottles of liquor from the system and prepared to meet his friends with wine.

Although there is no label, as long as it is a traverser, it can be seen that it is the cheapest old village chief.

Everyone was exclaimed by Dian Hua's arrogance: "This is water glass? It's purer than crystal! Is the water in it generally clear that it is wine? ”

No one saw the word filial piety present, and the corners of Mao Jue's mouth twitched. After a short time, the dishes were passed three times and the wine was tasted five times.

Dian Hua fooled Xiahou Yuan and the others with the words of fooling everyone again.

After everyone took the test and analyzed the ambition of Dianhua and the general trend of the world.

Except for Mao Jue, the others bowed their heads and shouted: "The lord is above, and I am willing to help you ascend the throne." ”

Dian Hua asked, "Why did Xiao Xian say something wrong?" What's wrong, please sir teach me. ”

Mao Jue asked: "Dare to ask everyone what they think about establishing a country by law." ”

Dian Hua was proud, because he could pretend to be stylish again: "Law, the major affairs of the country, cannot be taken seriously, nor can they be ignored." Should: The husband uses copper as a mirror and can be dressed properly; With the ancient as a mirror, we can know the rise and fall; With people as a mirror, you can see the gains and losses. Always keep this mirror in case you make a mistake. ...... Wei today"