At this time, the charter wife came to collect the debt! Liu Bei quickly hid! This speed is faster than Liu Xiang!

The charter wife couldn't find Liu Bei and scolded the trained soldiers: "I'll whip you a dead man's head, I don't have money to pay rent, what kind of soldiers do you train, what kind of battles do you fight." King Han, King Wu, if you don't pay the rent in two days, I will take back this land to build a commercial center, do you understand? ”

At the same time, Dian Huale couldn't keep his mouth shut, because the gold and silver from the Japanese slave country were being sent back in a steady stream. Now what Dian Hua thinks is: "Since Zuo Ci and Nanhua have taken Taoist priests to join me, then they can't let them eat idle meals!" The Taoist priest was the original chemist! Let them form an academy with the Mo family! It's time for the big people to study science on their own! ”

In recent years, Dianhua has not relaxed the slightest in education, anyway, the scientific knowledge level of the people of Liaodong is almost the same as that of the Republic of China!

Now Zhao Yun just wants to escape back to Liaodong! Why? Because that crazy female fan turned out to be Sun Quan's sister Sun Shangxiang, who had been missing for many years! And she was also sent by Dianhua to connect!

Dianhua's order was that after the Battle of Chibi, Liaodong County began to send troops to unify the Three Kingdoms. Because Dian Hua was Cao Cao's subordinates on the surface, in fact, Dian Hua and the forces loyal to Dian Hua tightly controlled Youzhou.

Even the entire grassland, as well as Goguryeo, the Korean Peninsula, is all the territory of Dianhua. Because the high-level leaders of these two places are all Dianhua people. Shan Yu and King Goryeo are completely overhead.

Now everyone on both sides of Shu and Wu is pouring Zhao Yunjiu, because Sun Shangxiang wants to cook raw rice and mature rice. As a result, Zhao Yun was drunk and escaped!

When Zhao Yun escaped, he laughed at the drunkard: "A group of stupid people want to pour me wine!" You're hanging, am I okay? ”

The head of the cavalry suddenly appeared: "General ......"

Zhao Yun: "Uncle you!" I know you very well! People decorate trees, you decorate trees! Next time I pretend to be, see how you learn? ”

Cavalry Leader: "is not difficult to learn. Urine is hard to learn. ”

Zhao Yun: "Do you have the courage to learn to urinate?" ”

Cavalry Leader: "Who doesn't have the guts?" Then while learning to urinate, he stared at Zhao Yun deadly. Zhao Yun could only return to the camp.

The next day, Xiahou Ba led his cavalry to attack the Shu-Wu Alliance, only to encounter the Bagua Array.

Xiahou Ba saw that there was a mirror on the top of the gossip array, and Xiahou Ba, who was stung by the sunlight reflected by the mirror, couldn't open his eyes: "Stinky and shameless, you stop me?" ”

I even wore sunglasses. Zhuge Liang's second trick began to be used! Behind the gossip array, a few cool beauties wearing flesh and hidden flesh came out. Everyone knows that as the saying goes: after three years in the barracks, the sow looks like a sable!

Diao Chan, who is teaching elementary school students in Liaodong, now feels inexplicably offended!

Anyway, as soon as the beauty came out, all Cao Cao's cavalry looked at the beauty in a daze. Then Shu Wu waved the flag, and all the beauties squatted down, revealing a few aunts with heavy makeup!

The aunts smirked. All the Cao soldiers with horses vomit blood! On the mountain next to him, Wu Dudu, who condescendingly looked at the thousands of troops and horses vomiting blood and fell down together, exclaimed: "Yo! Spectacular! ”

Zhuge Liang replied: "If you are old, you have to come out to fight, how spectacular!" It's magnificent! ”

Xiahou Ba survived by luck, and ran away with the remnants of the defeated army! As a result, he was stopped by a beautiful "beauty" general who was a thief.

How beautiful is she? Indescribable! Anyway, it's exactly the same as the Hong Kong actor "Eight Liang Gold"! It's still the dwarf version!

"Beauty" said: "Just now your horse trampled on my relative Xiaoqiang!" ”