Xiahou Ba asked: "Xiaoqiang? ”

Beauty: "On my right hand"

Xiahouba took a closer look, and the beauty was really pinching a cockroach in her right hand!

To tell the truth, this Xiahou Ba is the worst! He killed his father at the age of 13, pushed his mother into the river at the age of 15, and killed himself at the age of 17! There is no humanity! As a result, after watching this beauty for less than 5 minutes, tears came down!

Xiahouba: "Eldest sister, I think this is a misunderstanding......"

Beauty: "Let's drink some medicinal wine, and then discuss whether you want to marry me as compensation?" My grandfather's medicinal wine is good! My second uncle drank it to death, and when the forensic autopsy report came out, it said that the formula of the medicinal wine and arsenic was the same. ”

Xiahouba: "Don't be like this, eldest sister! I'll change! I want to be a good person now! Will I be a good person like a farmer in the future? ”

Beauty: "No! You have to marry me! ”

Xiahouba: "You have to be a toad to make a ball of powder?" Retribution! ”

Then he pointed to the adjutant next to him and said, "You marry her!" The adjutant general didn't say a word, and wiped his neck with his weapon.

The second lieutenant general took Fang Tian's halberd and said to Xiahou Ba: "Don't force me!" Otherwise, they will all be doomed! ”

Yu Ban, who was far away in Liaodong County, breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably!

Xiahou Ba pointed to the beauty and said, "That's it! Let's kill her! ”

Did Xiahou Ba escape? No, of course not! In the end, Xiahou Ba's head fell to the ground!

At the same time, the Yangtze River is on a large boat near the Chibi.

Cao Cao was looking at the flag that the scout stole from Liu Bei: "Bad? Add a rice word next to my Cao character, and add a fanwen, hum! Tonight, steal a flag from him anyway. I'm going to add three dishes and one soup to his Liu Zi!"

Then Cao Cao called his subordinates, the most terrifying killer of the Han Dynasty, the Huoyun Evil God, to assassinate Liu Bei and Sun Quan.

As a result, the Huoyun Evil God was questioned by other generals of Wei State like the old uncle.

The Huoyun Evil God showed all the high-level Wei State the strength of his martial arts. He took a pistol he stole from Dianhua and performed a hand grip bullet!

Syllable! The gun fired! The Huoyun Evil God failed to catch the bullet, and his hand was pierced: "I pierced my hand without blinking my eyes!" Amazing!"

Then the doctor next to him wanted to bandage it, and the Fire Cloud Evil God probably felt that he had failed and was very shameless. But now he only has two seeds! If it runs out, his combat power will be gone. It was impossible to steal bullets again, because Dian Hua had increased the defense of the arsenal tenfold.

In the end, the Fire Cloud Evil God shot himself in the head. The Fire Cloud Evil God tilted his head. The bullet hit the doctor who was bandaging.

The Fire Cloud Evil God laughed arrogantly: "Haha...... You look at the martial arts in the world, all of them are unbreakable, only fast and unbreakable. As soon as I tilted my head, he was out of luck! ”

Then the fire cloud evil god proudly inserted the pistol into the crotch of his pants! Syllable! The result was so carried away that God couldn't stand it!

The Fire Cloud Evil God forgot to close the insurance! As a result, the gun went off! The most important place of the Fire Cloud Evil God was interrupted.

Although the Huoyun Evil God was dying of pain, he still pretended to be calm and said, "Don't be nervous, everyone. People are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not be stabbed! It's just an inch or two, completely pediatric! Ay! Don't you have a miracle doctor, Hua Tuo? Please tell him to come out and stitch me two stitches. ”

Cao Cao said weakly: "You hit the ...... just now It's Hua Tuo! "As a result, fortunately, Hua Tuo only had an injury to his hand, but the Huoyun Evil God became a eunuch!

This is not pretending to be forced, pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning! The ancients did not deceive me!

At the same time, Zhao Yun was forced by Sun Shangxiang to ask: "Do you know what women want most?" ”

Zhao Yun: "Marry a rich husband, have dozens of houses, dangle around with a donkey (LV) bag, go shopping, drink bird's nest, and eat abalone." ”

Sun Shangxiang: "Wrong! A woman, no matter how beautiful she is outside, the most important thing is to return home and have a complete home. ”

Zhao Yun had no choice but to say: "Yes, that's right, I like you like this, in fact, I have a very strong family concept." I used to say that in the future I would steal all the gold, silver and jewelry for my wife and all the toys for my son. ”