Liu Bei can ask Zhuge Liang in this scene: "Military advisor Zhao Yun wants me to convince Sun Shangxiang, how do you understand this kind of children's private affairs?" So, I'm going to ask the military advisor about this matter! ”

Zhuge Liang: "I also know a little bit...... I just once helped a cow pursue a horse, and his third party was a donkey. ”

Liu Bei heard it and said in a fog: "Military Master, I really don't know what you're talking about. ”

Liu Bei shook his head and went to Guan Yu to talk about his depression, but Guan Yu was reading the yellow book!

Liu Bei yelled: "You stinky boy, hiding here to read the yellow book again." No wonder you blush and have a thick neck every day, it turns out that you read yellow books. And since you're so sexy, why don't you join me Dandingmen? ”

Guan Yu: "I'm the No. 1 fast player in the Three Kingdoms, don't believe Yan Liang and Wen Chou, do you need to join Dandingmen?" ”

Liu Bei looked at the title of the book: "Danding Yan Builds the Road", Liu Bei said: "Count you as a kid!" ”

Liu Bei said: "We anti-thieves have four basic lessons, and we pay attention to: a good man spares his life. Now that the warlords are rising strongly, the members of the Yellow Turban Army have all chosen to change jobs, why don't you just change jobs? Is Dianhua so good to you? "It turns out that Liu Bei has always known the truth of the matter!

The Huoyun Evil God was now preparing to assassinate Liu Bei, but was stopped by the chartered wife and the chartered father.

Huoyun Evil God: "Is your formation the Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"?"

Chartered man: "Dogs!" Dog raising! ”

Fire Cloud Evil God: "What are you stopping me for?" Robbery? Is there still a royal law? Who else? ”

Chartered woman: "Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person!" ”

The three of them mingled, obviously the charter lady and his wife were going to fail, but they didn't expect the charter lady to take out a big bronze bell, slap off the bell nose, and the bronze bell became a big horn.

The charter wife used the lion's roar to roar at the loudspeaker, and the sound wave became *** in an instant.

The Huoyun Evil God was shocked into internal injuries, and he clenched his fists and arched his hands and said, "I didn't expect that there is a big horn in the Lion Roar Gong, and the younger brother is willing to bow down." ”

The fire cloud evil god flew into the sky to use the Nyorai Divine Palm, and the charter wife saw this scene and said, "Husband, do you know a palm technique that falls from the sky?" ”

Chartered officer: "Are you talking about the long-lost "Rulai Divine Palm"? ”

The two of them began to close their eyes and wait for death, and the result was boom! A large pit appeared in the ground. The Huoyun Evil God only saw the breath but did not breathe in and said: "It is worthy of the Condor Heroes, my career has no regrets, I think of the running in the sunset that day, that is my lost youth!" ”

Chartered man: "Worthy of your sister!" Obviously you fell and died, right? ”

The charter woman put her arm around the shoulders of the charter man, and the two of them turned their heads and left, and the charter woman said, "That's it, this person is a snake spirit disease!" ”

Because Cao Cao is blowing the west wind now, he connected all the ships together, and Zhuge Liang is now taking advantage of the east wind to attack Cao Cao.

I saw Zhuge Liang standing in front of the altar with fruits, scattering a handful of paper money on the left and a handful of paper money on the right, drinking saliva and spitting it out and saying, "Okay, everyone come and eat fruit." ”

Wu Dudu: "Hey! How did I find out that you borrowed everything! Now borrowing the east wind, just borrowing arrows, and after a while, I will fool your lord to borrow Jingzhou! Zhuge Liang threw the banana peel at Wu Dudu, and the two fought.

At the same time, Hua Tuo told the soldiers about his eventful years: "I once scraped my bones and healed my wounds, and I actually scraped thank you for your patronage!" ……”

Soldier A: "Hua Tuo, look at you, you are dressed like a feather duster, and you also scrape the bones of General Guan to cure the poison?" Shut up! You don't know it's a crow's mouth! ”

Another soldier called Dajun, and he also said: "It's like, just like the other day I invited you to the big health care, but as soon as you said to go for a massage?" You say you're going to do something, and you say, "Wow, I'm so scared!" What if there is a check weathering? As a result, as soon as the crow's mouth opened, the weathering came at this time. ”

Hua Tuo was angry and cursed the army of soldiers: "If I am a crow's mouth, let the army be struck by lightning!" ”

Bang! …… Cao Cao's soldiers and horses and the soldiers and horses of the Shu-Wu Alliance and other princes were all chopped! Of course, none of Dian Hua's subordinates had anything! Why? You're stupid! All the roofs there have lightning rods!

Everyone thought that Zhuge Liang borrowed thunder and lightning instead of the east wind, and Zhuge Liang became the target of everyone. Zhuge Liang fled, and then went around a few mountains to create the illusion of not being traced, and then returned to Liaodong County.