216: Wang Yun was dizzy
After Dianhua conquered Jizhou, he divided the army into two, all the way from Youzhou to the north, all the way to the south!
At the same time, when Zhang Fei's family came back, they brought a message to Dianhua: "The mysterious man" occupied all the territories of Liu Bei and Sun Quan! Now the boundary between the Great Demon Kingdom of the mysterious people and the Diantang of Dianhua is extended by the Qinling Mountains!
Dianhua's puppet shadow clone also sent a message: With the addition of the traverser Sun Quan, one hundred and eight traversers have all joined the Heavenly God Pavilion, and the 365 road Zhengshen is only a few dozen behind, and it is now close to full.
Dianhua decided to start the campaign the next day! The next day, Dianhua ordered the cannon to be fired! This time, of course, it's a mortar! Because you need to hit the city walls!
Dianhua: "Order!" Seven o'clock direction! Twelve cannons! Three rounds of rapid fire! ”
Boom Boom Boom ...... After thirty-six rings, the city gate of Xuchang collapsed! Wang Yun's legs trembled and shouted: "Stop fighting!" We negotiate! ”
Dianhua agreed! Then, at three o'clock in the afternoon, the two of them sat on opposite sides of the negotiating table. Then the two of them turn on the mutual loss mode!
Dianhua: "Hello! Wang Situ! ”
Wang Yun: "It's still hello!" I heard that once you fell out of love! You rush into the public toilet and say to the mirror: you will succeed, I wish you happiness! As soon as you walked out, you saw a man next door playing out! ”
Dianhua: "General! Still hello! I heard that you like to smoke. As a result, I watched the health program of our Liaodong TV station, which said: Smoking is harmful to health and it is easy to die suddenly. You are frightened, gritting your teeth and stomping your feet. Decided not to watch this show! ”
Wang Yun: "It's still hello!" I heard that you once got a good job and built a 70-meter chimney! Someone came at dusk to check it, and as a result, they didn't pay you! ”
Dianhua: "Is the quality not up to par?" ”
Wang Yun: "You took the drawings backwards, they are going to repair the well!" ”
Dianhua: "Hello anyway! It is said that my mother had a full beard and a wide belly! A palm-wide heart guard, and two hairtails tattooed on the chest! ”
Wang Yun: "That's two dragons playing with pearls!" ”
Dianhua: "Oh! Two dragons play with pearls! Anyway, when I don't have you, I watch "Golden Vase Plum" every day! Then I couldn't read it anymore and closed the book! ”
Wang Yun: "I knew what kind of books women could read?" ”
Dian Hua: "So she changed to an illustrated version of "Golden Vase Plum", and said: Pan Jinlian is a slut, she also has offspring, I am also a slut, why don't I have it?" ”
Wang Yun: "You ......!" ”
Dianhua: "What are you?" When you were a child, your name was Zhao Qian, Sun Li, Zhou, Wu, Zheng Huang, ......"
Wang Yun: "It's just not surnamed Wang, is it?" ”
Dianhua: "That's right! It is said that you can't call your father when you're three years old! Later, I was forced to be in a hurry! Whoever you call a loved one you say will die! ”
Wang Yun: "I don't believe it! ”
Dianhua: "Your father doesn't believe it either!" Just let you call you grandma! As a result, as soon as you screamed, your grandmother died immediately! Then my uncle came, just to ask you to call you father! ”
Wang Yun: "Did you call it?" ”
Dianhua: "It's called!" As a result, your father did not die! It's so scary and magical! ”
Wang Yun: "I know! Your uncle is dead! ”
Dianhua: "Wrong! The old monk who was in charge of tying the doll on the nearby mountain is dead! No wonder the old monk is so spiritual! ”
Wang Yun vomited blood and fainted!
Dian Hua muttered to himself, "Don't worry! You can't die! You're in good health! It's no problem to live for another two months! ”
Lu Zhi saw that Wang Yun's body could not support the negotiation! And he played on his own!
Lu Zhi didn't intend to damage Dian Hua, but Dian Hua didn't plan to let him go! Because of what Lu Zhi and Wang Yun did, Dianhua knew everything!