Dianhua: "You know? It's usually a noisy day on Friday! Later, they all said it was yours! Do you plead guilty or not? ”

Lu Zhi is good at learning, but he doesn't talk! You can negotiate when you're tired of scolding!

Dian Hua: "Actually, Emperor Han Xian is not good to you at all!" There is a good saying: there is no place to stay here, there is a place to keep a master; Don't leave the master everywhere, go to the cliff road! I choose to leave you behind, you don't have to jump off a cliff! Still don't believe me? ”

Lu Zhi still didn't speak! Dian Hua then stimulated Lu Zhi: "Let's find a chance one day!" You know! People go to higher places, and urine flows to lower places. me! Guaranteed to eat and drink spicy! ”

Dian Hua continued to anger Lu Zhi: "Mr. Lu! If you don't want to negotiate and you live in the south of the city, let's go! 105 later and there will be no car! ”

Dianhua: "Hey...... This old man is interesting! I knew I would have given him two guns! ”

Lu Zhi finally spoke: "What are you giving me a gun for?" ”

Dian Hua: "Swallow a gun and kill yourself!" Put in the bullets! Turn on the safe, then put the muzzle in your mouth and pull the trigger! This life is over! ”

Lu Zhi: "If I don't kill myself, I just hit you with a gun?" ”

Dianhua: "Nothing! I have a bell jar, iron pants, iron pants, iron pants, we have a different pronunciation in Russian! ”

Lu Zhi: "What you say is the language of China!" ”

Dian Hua: "Then we speak Chinese well, right!?" ”

Lu Zhi: "You should paint your shameless appearance and sell it in a gallery!" ”

Dianhua: "I painted!" But I don't sell it in the hair salon, I buy it in the hair salon! ”

Lu Zhi: "You're talking about hanging small pink lanterns?" ”

Dian Hua: "You will also oppose the science of the three vulgarities?" Science is a rigorous thing, but fortunately, I'm a scientist with a way! ”

Lu Zhi: "Don't go around! Let's get to the point! ”

Dian Hua raised his eyebrows and said, "Yo? You wear bloomers, shoes, and belts, and then ask me for food! I'm going to eat! I'm going to eat! You're asking for dinner today! ”

Lu Zhi trembled with anger and held the teapot to smash Dianhua: "Lu Zhi, what are you doing with the night pot?"

Lu Zhi woke up in fright when he heard this! If you are too impulsive, what should you do if you slaughter the city? Lu Zhi's momentum immediately softened! Like a punctured balloon!

Lu Zhi: "Can't I take a bath?"

Dian Hua didn't give him face: "You can smash it as much as you want!" I don't have much capital, I'm just young. But all of you Xuchang officials are ...... Boom! ”

Lu Zhi said, "Tell me what to do?" ”

Dianhua: "Just say that a long time ago?" Otherwise, I'm afraid that I will be arrested and found at the scene and found the bodies of all the officials in Xuchang, which are dismembered! You ask the fast catcher and say, "Jian'er, what do you think of this?"

Catch it all and say: it must be suicide."

Lu Zhi: "Please don't fool me!" Talk about the conditions, right? ”

Dianhua: "Okay! Let the emperor write the edict of the Zen throne, right? ”

Lu Zhi: "His Majesty the Emperor is dead!" ”

Dianhua: "That's easy to do!" Liu Hong is in my hands! ”

Everyone was shocked! As a result, Mr. Guo once again put on the emperor's ninety-five dragon robe. After the confirmation of Lu Zhi's old ministers, he is indeed the emperor who has become a great emperor!

Then it's easy! There is a Zen edict here, so Dianhua chooses to ascend the throne in the twenty-second year of Yonghan next year, Dianhua has already thought about changing the yuan: Zhenguan! The national name Datang! Capital: Beiping!

This world is no longer Li Tang! It's Dian Tang! Dahan enters a new page!

At that time, the territory of China had almost become exactly the same as the part north of the Qinling Mountains in the Yuan Dynasty! But Dian Hua guessed wrong! There are thousands of square kilometers more! That's an afterword!

Immediately, 250,000 slaves from the grassland, Tubo, Tuyuhun and other countries rushed to Beiping, Youzhou, to build the imperial palace.