Dianhua: "The same, the same!" Iron is also one of the hardware equipment! Go ahead! Who told you to kill me? ”

Tie Xinlan: "Yuan Shao! He gave five hundred taels of silver! ”

Dianhua: "Sure enough, it's him!" Five hundred taels of silver is equivalent to five hundred copper coins, and the copper coins have always been a thousand copper coins, and one copper coin can now buy two big buns, which is equivalent to one million Liaodong coins! You really look up to me! ”

The pit three, who had already heard the news and rushed to the rescue: Big Qiao: Qiao Jinchai, Second Qiao: Qiao Yinchai, Xiao Qiao: Qiao Baochai, and twenty-eight stars...... Anyway, yes, the people present nodded, thinking that one million really looks up to Dianhua!

But what Dian Hua said next made people almost fall: "It should be 100 million Liaodong coins!" Who called me the future No. 1 chief? ”

Qiao Yinchai slandered: "Do you think Yuan Shao has 100 million? Pipe dream! ”

At the same time, Yuan Shao is looking for a candidate to be the emperor! Because of Yu Ji's drug side effects, he can't live for ten years! Although he wants to kill Dian Hua to take revenge, he is a Chinese and can't let the Chinese world be in chaos!

The original emperor was supposed to be Sun Quan, but as a result, Sun Quan would rather join the Heavenly God Pavilion than be the emperor of the Great Demon Kingdom, and finally absconded! Now it's the broomstick star of the Tenjin Pavilion!

Yuan Shao now has a crush on a person named Jia Gui, he is a native of Bashu, and he is very suitable to be the emperor! But he's a little too! It's ugly! Still a foodie! I'm almost twenty years old and haven't married a wife! Why?

As the saying goes: men are delicious and poor, and women are delicious and sell themselves! Foodies are not delicious, called: foodies? So Jia Gui is ugly and poor! Who wants to live with him?

Now Jia Gui sees a girl who is looking for a famous fortune teller in Bashu: Zhou Banxian fortune teller

Zhou Banxian: "What year and month was that girl born?"

Jia Gui: "Where do I know this, I know what she looks like!" Hey! That's exciting! ”

Zhou Banxian: "How old is she?"

Jia Gui: "Where do I know this?" I knew she was so good-looking! ”

Zhou Banxian: "Where does she live?"

Jia Gui: "Where do I know this?" I knew she looked ......."

Zhou Banxian: "What's her last name?"

Jia Gui: "Where do I know this, I know that she looks ......"

Zhou Banxian: "You don't even know what her surname is?"

Jia Gui: "Don't look at me, I don't know what her surname is, but I know her father's surname is Xu!"

Zhou Banxian: "Oops! Your face is really rare! ”

Jia Gui: "You don't have nightmares when you watch it, do you?"

Indeed, Jia Guichang is almost the same as the hungry ghost of the Hungry Ghost Dao!

Zhou Banxian: "Of course not!" I can't sleep at all! ”

Jia Gui: "Then you can help me take a look!" Which girl can I take? ”

Zhou Banxian knows a lot about going south and north, and he knows that the meaning of putting it is to fall in love!

Zhou Banxian: "Judging from your physiognomy, you should not be entangled with women!"

Jia Gui: "Why? ”

Zhou Banxian: "Your life is so noble!" The number of noble lives is hard! So marry whom! ”

Jia Gui: "Huh? What do you mean: I have a single face when I am together? ”

So Jia Gui stumbled away lonely!

Yuan Shao: "Sir, please stay!" Would you like to work with me? Let me tell you, I am very kind to my subordinates, as long as you work hard, you will definitely not be disappointed in terms of treatment. ”

Jia Gui actually refused: "No! ”

Yuan Shao: "Huh? If you don't agree, you're still ......"

Jia Gui: "Among the treatments you just mentioned, are you full?" ”