Tie Han Han Jia Gui

Yuan Shao: "What? What are you talking about...... Tube...... Tube rice! Then he reacted and said, "Of course, I will give you as much as you can eat, and I will never let you go hungry!" ”

Jia Gui: "Are you sure?"

Yuan Shao: "Of course I'm sure!" ”

Jia Gui: "Yes, then take me to have a full meal first." ”

Yuan Shao sneered: "Fifteen or sixteen-year-old bear child, how much food can you eat?" ”

As a result, I was slapped in the face when I arrived at the hotel! Jia Gui fried the menu of the hotel! That's it! Right in front of Yuan Shao, Jia Gui directly began to gobble up the pattern.

Serve a plate of food and pour it directly into your mouth! A bowl of rice or noodles, eat half of the first bite, and reimburse all of the second bite! A bottle of drink, come up and it's all over!

Yuan Shao slandered: "This is a belly that looks like a teenager should have?" I believe you're a ghost! ”

Jia Gui saw Yuan Shao's face and said, "What's wrong?" Boss, didn't you bring your wallet? Is mobile payment okay too? I don't know how to bring a mobile phone, do I? Do you say you go to the toilet or foam at the mouth and pretend to be dizzy? ”

Yuan Shao was speechless: "I ......"

Hotel owner: "What? No money! ”

The owner of the hotel is not a good person, and immediately called more than a dozen underworld thugs who are resident in the hotel!

Thug A: "I said this guest, listen to our boss, do you seem to want to eat white food?" ”

Thug B: "Hey, hey, in fact, it's okay to eat white food if you want to, just talk about life with our brothers for a while!" Guaranteed fractures, referred to as discounts! ”

Thug C: "It's okay to pick up soap!" But I don't know if your vent will bleed!? ”

Yuan Shao took out the bank card of Liaodong Bank and said angrily: "Who said I don't have money?" Kari take it and brush it! I'll pay as much as this little guy eats today! I said it! It's useless for Yuan Shao to come! ”

Boy! The first time I saw a person who said he was useless! Wonderful!

There is also a branch of Liaodong Bank that has already opened to the land of Bashu! How much money does that have to make?

The owner of the hotel: "Hey, hey, little brother, I'm surprised when I look at your bones, and at first glance, you are a person with a big belly!" I don't think there are enough meals at all! That's it, how can you eat enough? How many more? ”

Yuan Shao complained slanderously: "That's it? Is a few more ingredients enough? ”

Just when Yuan Shao complained, he thought that Jia Gui would definitely not be so shameless (shameless), and he had to be kind!

Jia Gui: "Ten more portions of the items on the menu of Xiao Er, by the way, pack another five servings, and I will use them for supper at night!" ”

After eating, Jia Gui turned his head and left, Yuan Shao stopped Jia Gui and said, "Where are you going?" You've already eaten the meal I invited, and you can't break your word and get fat. ”

Jia Gui: "Shall I go home and rest?" It's getting late! ”

Yuan Shao: "Sleep? That's okay, where is your home? ”

Jia Gui: "Where?" O beneath the gatehouse of the city wall! ”

Okay! Jia Gui is poor and sleeps on the streets! Still want to marry a daughter-in-law?

Yuan Shao: "Forget it, you better come and live with me." ”

Jia Gui: "Live with you?" ”

Suddenly, Jia Gui thought of something unsightly, and hurriedly said, "Boss, I'm a normal man!" I don't like men! ”

Yuan Shao: "I'm a star, you're a star!" I'm also a normal man! I don't have male pets! ”

"Ouch!" …… This is Jia Gui who was beaten and screamed by Yuan Shao!

Yuan Shao: "In the future, follow me well, I will make you the strongest martial artist!" It's a ranger! Even the Emperor! ”

Jia Gui: "The strongest? Emperor? Why are you? ”

Yuan Shao: "With my knowledge, I have a lot of information about martial arts and heavenly treasures, and there are many other information that people don't know!" ”