223: Jia Gui who practices the Nine Yin and Nine Yang
Jia Gui asked rhetorically: "Then why is Dahan the strongest?" And the emperor? You are stupid to me, accompany you to rebel and die, so I don't go to fight and kill work! Or is it important to have enough to eat? ”
Yuan Shao: "Why did you tell me like that, aren't you stupid?" I'm a star, you're a star! ”
After Yuan Shao finished speaking, he felt as if what Jia Gui said had some truth, and Yuan Shao continued: "Is it important to be strong and eat enough?" Well, it seems that it's more important to have enough food to eat! But Yuan Shao shook his head vigorously and wanted to get the idea out of his mind!
Yuan Shao: "I'll give you an advance on food, right?" ”
Jia Gui took Yuan Shao's bank card and said, "Boss, wouldn't it be good if you said that earlier?" As long as you take care of the food, nothing is a problem! ”
Yuan Shao complained in his heart: "Good guy, this is really a simple foodie!" I just promised to stay in charge of the food! ”
Yuan Shao thought of this and sighed secretly: "I knew it was so simple, why did he bother so much just now?" Has he been talking to this little guy for a long time, and he is also a little stupid? It seems that committing two energies is contagious! ”
Yuan Shao comforted himself in his heart: "Forget it, forget it!" At least the pony boy is finally willing to follow him. ”
Yuan Shao began to mumble to himself: "Did I recruit my subordinates? Or did you hire yourself as a nanny? Forget it, none of that matters! ”
So the two of them went to the hotel to rest! The next day at the breakfast shop below the hostel.
The proprietress roared: "Pay, if you don't pay, the old lady will make you into buns!" ”
It turned out that after breakfast, Yuan Shao motioned for Jia Gui to pay with the advance food expenses.
As a result, Tie Hanhan Jia Gui said: "Boss, you don't want to rob my salary, right?" You can't even pay for food, are you going bankrupt? Shouldn't I go back to sleeping on the street now? ”
Yuan Shao, as the boss, can only pay obediently. After doing this, Yuan Shao stood motionless in place, as if he was thinking about life.
Then Yuan Shao decided to buy his own vegetables in the future! Then let Jia Gui cook and eat by himself! It's more affordable!
As a result, Jia Gui didn't know how to burn the fire and set Yuan Shao's clothes on fire!
Yuan Shao shouted: "It's on fire, I'm on fire!" It's burning to the ass! ”
As a result, Jia Gui threw wood at Yuan Shao: "Are you stupid?" I'm lit and you throw wood at me, you want to make the fire a little bigger! ”
Jia Gui: "Eh, I see that you are in such a hurry, so I ...... Wait a minute, I'll figure it out! ”
After waiting for a while, Jia Gui said, "Boss, I've thought of a way!" ”
Yuan Shao was surprised and said, "What way?" ”
Yuan Shao suddenly remembered: "Wait! What kind of good solution would that kid think of? It's over! ”
As Yuan Shao expected, Jia Gui hit him with a stone. As he struck, he said, "It is true that wood and fire cannot extinguish fire, but stones can!" ”
A month later, Yuan Shao said to Jia Gui: "You kid, you have been studying the "Nine Yin True Scripture" and "Nine Yang True Scripture" for a while, and you have almost practiced the Nine Yin and Nine Yang!" So today I'm going to make you ......"
As a result, Jia Gui reprimanded Yuan Shao without hesitation: "Let me say what I want to do directly, if you talk like this, are you sick?" I don't have any medicine! ”
Yuan Shao replied: "Ahem, ahem...... What I was just trying to say is, you ......"
Jia Gui interrupted his boss again: "Boss, don't you want to say it, let me talk about it first!" It's almost time for lunch, let's go eat. ”