229: Lu Bu enlightens Dianhua

In the end, Dian Hua decided to pour betel nut into the broth in their stomachs, and the meat was replaced with their own! It is especially acceptable to do evil in heaven, but you cannot live if you do it yourself!

As for Zhang Tianxin, from beginning to end, he insulted Dian Hua and his relatives, insulted the people, and insulted the soldiers like a mad dog, anyway, he insulted everything that could be insulted, so Dian Hua was not in the mood to judge!

directly decided to let Kakashi Hagi use the method of "money meat" to deal with Zhang Tianxin, and cut it directly on his body! Right! Cut it live!

Finally, before that, every inch of Zhang Xin's skin was coated with drugs to improve skin sensitivity!

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It's the most nerve-dense and exciting place in the human body!

In the sketch world's "Shanghai Tang", the person who is exactly the same as Wen Songchang saw this scene and said: "Exciting! ”

After going back, Dian Hua has been in a bad mood, and he once vowed to never kill a hero, even if he rebelled. Just like Qin Shi Huang did to LΓΌ Buwei. But he broke his oath!

Lu Bu listened to Mao Jue talk about what happened today, and also heard that Dianhua was in a bad mood because of this.

Lu Bu nibbled on the chicken steak and went to find Dianhua! He is the only one who dares to be so rude to Dianhua!

Seeing Lu Bu coming, Dian Hua smiled: "Yo! It turned out to be a big chicken steak that only the rich could afford. ”

Lu Bu: "Do you eat?" ”

Dian Hua scolded with a smile: "Get out!" Who eats your saliva? I don't want to get pregnant! "That's right, there are rumors among unmarried men and women that women will get pregnant if they eat men's saliva!

Lu Bu: "Are you in a better mood?" They're just too reckless! Don't be sad! ”

Dianhua: "Don't persuade me!" Recklessness and having a kind are not the same thing at all. I'll tell you a story! I have a cousin who has a lot of brains since he was a child.

Melons are stupid! It's because of the melon that others say that he doesn't dare to ride a horse after drinking, he has to ride. As a result, he immediately fell down and broke more than a dozen ribs.

Others said he didn't dare to go into the water. In the winter, I jumped into the water. As a result, I froze all over my body, and I am still lying on the kang at the moment. That's recklessness.

Therefore, they collaborate with the enemy and commit treason, and despise the sanctity of the soldiers, which is a kind, but there is a kind of doing bad things. Therefore, if you do bad things, you must have a special way to die! ”

Lu Bu: "So, when I see how stupid you are now, I want to be savage!" It's like a hot face sticking to a cold buttocks! ”

Dianhua: "I'll warn you one last time! Please talk to me in human language!"

Lu Bu: "The world is so wonderful, but I'm so irritable, it's not good!" ”

Dianhua: "Okay, don't make trouble!" Little pudding, huh? How did you get through? Tell me about it? ”

Lu Bu: "You are like my biological friend, I'll tell you about it!"

Dianhua: "What do you call that?"

Lu Bu: "I've been together for more than ten years, and the two brothers haven't quarreled!" Isn't it the same as the biological one? ”

Dian Hua: "That's right, we haven't blushed, we haven't moved the bar!"

Lu Bu: "Why? Respect those two words! This is the foundation, so remember, these are the two words between people! ”

Dian Hua: "It seems that our brothers are the same, I treat you as my good friend, in my heart you are not an ordinary person!"

Lu Bu: "Since joining the Heavenly God Pavilion, our brothers and sisters, including other traversers, as well as most of the righteous gods of the Heavenly God Pavilion, we have shared weal and suffering all these years!"

Dianhua: "Hey! Isn't this how almost all the forces came over? One by one, we must take care of each other! ”

Lu Bu: "In my previous life, I didn't usually have many friends, because I was a college student, and all my time was spent studying!" In my spare time, in addition to surfing the Internet, I also like to read novels! ”