Lu Bu: "It's very similar to Mr. Guo's cross talk "I want to cross", when I was about to graduate, I fell in love with time-traveling novels!" ”

Dian Hua: "Don't shake the black cauldron!" Don't learn to be like some parents! What does it have to do with your time-travel and time-traveling novels?"

Lu Bu: "Less nonsense! It's almost time to get to the point! Listen to free cross talk and scold idle streets? Anyway, it stands to reason that the novel of the time travel, and the TV series of the time travel is a means of art! ”

Dianhua: "That's right! But this time it happened! ”

Lu Bu: "From now on, all of a sudden, Ku Qi or Po Ya travels to the next place. For example, the Qing Dynasty passed all at once! ”

Dianhua: "Do you bring some dirty things with you?" For example, did you bring it with you this time? ”

Lu Bu: "Huh? You're talking dirty! Explain that your heart needs to be washed with detergent! I also need a toilet brush to brush it well! ”

Dian Hua: "Nonsense, why is it that the library is sneering, or isn't it sloppy?" Less nonsense anyway! You just said that it was over after crossing into the past! ”

Lu Bu: "Crossing? Through! I'm stunned, I always feel that there are unlimited business opportunities here! ”

Dianhua: "What are the business opportunities?" ”

Lu Bu: "Hey, I'm going to study this, no matter who it is, where are you going?" Say, I'll send you and get the money. It's like saying that you want to travel to the Qin Dynasty! The current people from the human resources department went there to go to the emperor's draft girl! Then engage in civil engineering construction to build the Great Wall! The doctor is going to be a national teacher! ”

Dian Hua: "Be careful when burning books and pit Confucianism, don't hurt by mistake!" Most of the people buried alive are warlocks who make medicine! For example, people who use what mercury and purple river carts make of elixir! ”

Lu Bu: "Oops! That's their fate! Don't blame me! The murderer who bought the knife is not the right one to sell the knife! In fact, you can still form a group! More than a hundred people, I'll get it for you. All crossed over to the Song Dynasty and went directly to Liangshan, one hundred orders and eight generals! ”

Dian Hua: "How do you refer to Sang scolding Huai?" ”

Lu Bu: "Misunderstanding! That's what I mean, not scolding us! I've always wondered how I can get through success. When eating, they all look at my bowl and shout: I want to cross! It didn't work out! ”

Dianhua: "Nonsense! If you succeed, the world will be in chaos! ”

Lu Bu: "I thought of another trick!" In the dead of night! Push open the window and yell outside: I'm going to cross! As a result, the neighbors beat me up! Still didn't work out! ”

Dianhua: "Nonsense! Who do you beat if you don't beat you? If it is a foreign country, the police will invite you to eat a free meal for 15 days, plus a luxury single room, and a pair of beautiful high-end and high-grade bracelets! ”

Lu Bu: "Less nonsense! I yelled at the toilet: I'm going to cross! I'm going to cross! Phew! All the food in three days! ”

Dianhua: "Snake spirit disease? Like to watch Yoneda Ko? You don't know what you look at, do you? Disgusting! ”

Lu Bu: "I was sitting in the house that day, and it was raining outside. Inspiration is here! It's thundering outside! A thunderbolt can rip me through! I stood under the tree downstairs in the dormitory and yelled: I'm going to cross, Ka! ”

Dianhua: "You think you're a lightning rod?" What happens after a thunderbolt splits you? ”

Lu Bu: "It's dark in front of you, it's a success!" When I woke up again, I was lying in a hospital bed!

Dianhua: "Isn't that right? And that can you cross to the hospital bed? ”

Lu Bu: "I told the doctor about that idea, and the doctor said: I can't see your disease!" It is recommended that you go to the intensive care area of the Oriental Hospital! Don't give up on treatment! Come on, Ollie give! ”

Dianhua: "That's right! You're a snake spirit! Humane destruction is proposed! ”

Lu Bu: "I said doctor, your hospital is learning this medical technology, how can you cross it?"