Dianhua: "How is it top-matched?" Do you still need the emperor's ceremonial burial? ”

Lu Bu: "I hate it! I'm saying: I want a sunroof, leather seats, an automatic transmission! As a result, these eunuchs are stupid! You can stuff a soccer ball in your mouth! Ask me: Huo! What do you mean? ”

Dianhua: "Nonsense! Do you try a soccer ball? ”

Lu Bu: "I said you want to, you want to!" I'm active, I'm doing that, that's an activity?

I'll run! What can I do? I can touch the electric door when I come, what should I do when I go back? There is no electric door in Daqing? Ah! ”

Dian Hua opened his mouth to sing and give music: "Oh, oh my God! Broken shoes and bare toes! The teacher asked me to pay the tuition, and I said wait a hundred years! ”

Lu Bu: "I hate it! Aren't you a scoundrel? In another 100 years, people will still need your money? Ignore you! And then he said, "I'm running around the garden!" As a result, there was a wall in the garden, and I accidentally hit the wall! Open your eyes again, in my own home! ”

Dianhua: "Yo! Pity! You've come back from a 10,000-year-old scourge! ”

Lu Bu rolled his eyes, ignored the second sand sculpture, and continued: "Anyway, I have mastered this trick." If you want to cross, touch the electric door! Want to come back and hit the wall! ”

Dianhua: "Okay! You're a talent! ”

Lu Bu: I can't go to the Qing Dynasty this time! This time I went to the Republic of China, there is an electric door there, and I can come back at any time!

I yelled: I want to go to the Republic of China and be an amazing person! As a result, I heard the sound of a train moving, Guo Degang Guo Degang ......

Dianhua: "There's no sound of the train moving!" It's the sound of horses' hooves stomping on the ground! ”

Lu Bu: "Anyway, I'm sitting on the train, carrying a sword. Wearing a military uniform. With a beard and a generalissimo's hat. Oh Di, oh damn! Why should I dress like this?"

Dian Hua: "You should ask carefully, why is it a mouthful of Northeast ballast!"

Lu Bu: "Second Senior Brother is right! ”

Dianhua: "you!" You're a pig! ”

Lu Bu: "There are a lot of soldiers standing in front of me, waiting for me on the train!" I said, "Come to Ginna!" Am I the West? ”

Dianhua: "That's right! lest you die so unjustly! ”

Lu Bu: "In front of him was a rookie and he said: Report to the commander, you are Zhang Zuolin!"

Ooh! King of the Northeast: Stalin...... Phew! Zhang Zuolin! My beans are the silver of the Northeast, and the three eastern provinces are all mine! Oh my god! It's so ~ exciting! ”

Dianhua: "Aren't you from the Northeast?" Why did you change Li Jing again? ”

Lu Bu: "That's what it means anyway!" Great, the crossing was successful! I'll have to ask, or I'll be too complacent and unlucky!

I said, "Come on, where are you now?" It was still the recruit who replied: Report to the marshal, it's time to Huanggutun. Result train! Bang Bang! ”

Dianhua: "Did the two trains collide?" Maybe the next second you will find your feet growing on your head, because the terminal station: Xitian Da Lei Yin Temple has arrived! ”

Lu Bu: "That's right! It's time for the teacher to go to the west! It's going to be big right away! Happy? Goku! ”

Dianhua: "you!" You've done it to death! ”

Lu Bu: "It's too much! I didn't have enough of it for a minute before the slave devil blasted me back! When I woke up, I was standing in the house again! ”

Dian Hua said with a flattering face: "Yo! Uncle! It's been a long time since I've been to Yichun Temple! Where are you going to travel this time? ”

Lu Bu: "Oh! It's Cheng's mother! The powder on my face is getting thicker and thicker! This time I'm looking for Little Phoenix! ”