Lu Bu: "Who am I?" Do learning! Stubborn by nature! So I asked every day, and the doctor said: If you really can't do it, you can go home and touch the electric door! Just run to death! Come on! Boom! This sentence reminds me! ”

Dianhua: "Do you really believe it?" People hate you for not dying! ”

Lu Bu: "Give it a try!" There is nothing difficult in the world, as long as there are people who have a heart! If you don't go crazy, you can't live! I have an electric door next door! ”

Dianhua: "It's like you didn't have it before!" Who's out of the door? ”

Lu Bu: "Think about where I'm going before touching the electric door!" Yes, I'm going to the Qing Dynasty! The TV series I watched before was from the Qing Dynasty! What "Step by Step" or something! All right! I wish me success! I'm going to cross!

Ku Ballast! When I opened my eyes again, I really arrived in the Qing Dynasty! Yes! It worked! I crossed over! I'm in a big garden, and here's a table, a table of dishes!

I and the one who sat on the top of the flower feather, at least the Qing Dynasty was a big official!

Dianhua: "Good guy! Terrible! Extravagant! ”

Lu Bu: "More than that! All kinds of beauties surrounded me on both sides, and the table was full of dishes!

Hug left and right, enjoy the blessings of all people! The maids in the back also persuaded me: Eat? My lord! ”

Dianhua: "Yo? Didn't you cross over to become Emperor Tongzhi? The emperor's court dress in "The Burning of the Old Summer Palace" is almost the same as the minister's! Anyway, it's the same as the zombies in Lin Zhengying's movie. ”

Lu Bu: "I hate it! You're a zombie! Anyway, I said to the maid: What to eat, I haven't posted it on Moments yet! You can only eat it after you finish filming and send it to Moments! ”

Dianhua: "You are talking about chickens and ducks!" The ancients didn't understand WeChat! ”

Lu Bu: "Suddenly I thought about it! I have to ask who I am. It's even better! The maids told me: Yo, what's wrong with you? I didn't recognize myself when I came back from a trip to the toilet just now? You are Lord Heshen and Nakado! Oops! Beautiful death alive!

This is a rich official! I didn't expect it, I came to Daqing, I'm Heshen! Rich enough to rival the country! It is said that the treasury in the house is the total income of the treasury of the Qing Dynasty in the past ten years!

Delicious! A beautiful wife and a beautiful concubine, drunk and lying on the knees of a beauty, wake up to the power of the world! Buyers and sellers are all amounts! It's all amounts! I'm happy, maybe God can't stand it!

Dianhua: "What's wrong?" ”

Lu Bu: "A eunuch came over there, with a white silk tied to his head and cried and said: And my lord, Emperor Qianlong has died!" I suddenly remembered that I had read history, and when Lord Qianlong died, I would die!

The will is to give me the whole corpse! His hapless son sent me a white rope! When I turn around again, there will be a few little eunuchs behind! Holding the white ayako! ”

Dian Hua: "The background music should be Zhu Bajie eating watermelon, right?" ”

Lu Bu: "What are you doing?" What's wrong with this gelding? ”

Dianhua: "Isn't this background music universal?" For example, others ask: Fahaier, why are you going? Fahai said: Donor, I'll play hooligan! This place can also use this background music! ”

Lu Bu: "So your surname is Xu Mingxian Sanduo, and your lady's name is Bai Zhensu." Donor, you girl is indeed a worm! ”

Dianhua: "Kill your turtle grandson......"

Lu Bu: "Anyway, people sent me this white silk to let me die, this is death!" It's time to talk! I asked, "Are you letting me die?"

The eunuch said: Yes, by the emperor's command, please ascend to heaven with your lordship!

I said, "Well, history cannot be reversed!" But before I die, I have my request! If you want me to do this position, I'm called a very human minister! So when I die, I must be buried in a thick burial! My coffin needs to be topped!