Soy Sauce Party: "Alright! I believe it! Who else stipulates that Friday, January 13 is Datang's lucky day? ”

Dian Hua: "The enemy of the enemy is the friend, and in the same way, the unlucky day that the enemy thinks is the lucky day of the Chinese people!" What's the matter, you're not from Huaxia? Or are you a traitor? ”

Soy Sauce Party: "Your logic is very scientific, thorough, and rigorous!" That's right, Black Friday is indeed a good day for China! ”

Dian Hua nodded: "The child can be taught!" ”

Dian Hua asked Gongsun Zhan: "Is it true that you don't eat people on Friday?" ”

Gongsun Zhan: "The moment the Lung Continent was incorporated into the territory of the Tang Dynasty, he swore an oath to the gods!" He said, "If he dares to take another bite of human flesh, I can kill him." Besides, he is now obsessed with Datang's stir-fry! ”

Dian Hua nodded and said: "I don't want Mr. Lu Xun in the future world to write something like this again: I opened the history book, and it was full of cannibalism!" Do you understand? But in the future, we will eat people, and we will only eat aliens in a civilized, elegant, and upright manner! ”

Gongsun Chan agreed, and then continued: "As a cannibal who is a raw fan, it is actually reasonable! They mainly eat enemies, prisoners of war and rebels! It's not as evil as in the movies of beautiful Chinese! ”

Dianhua spit a mouthful of thick phlegm on the ground like a hooligan: "Phew! A bunch of duplicitous hypocrites! What to say about cannibalism is equality, fairness, justice, and objectivity, but in fact, all the words are contempt! ”

Dian Hua continued: "It's like saying that the people in the beautiful country are the Hua Tiegan in "Liancheng Jue", and the characters are obviously the heroes of righteousness. But behind the scenes, he is a despicable, shameless and obscene villain! Even in order to survive, he ate the sworn brother without being threatened! Obviously, the Blood Knife Ancestor is a real bad guy! It was liked by many readers! ”

Gongsun Chan asked, "Why?" ”

Dianhua: "Because there is no comparison, there is no harm!" The Blood Knife Ancestor is bad, but he is bad! Bad dignified! Such bad guys are cute! 10,000 times cuter than a hypocrite! ”

There was nothing to do in the next few days, except for the last dynasty, Dian Hua was playing with his friends to fight the landlord. As for the batch fold? There is a cabinet (the first cabinet of the Ming Dynasty) to deal with it, and they give advice on how to deal with it. After choosing or perfecting it yourself, just approve it!

Let the leader do everything, what is the use of your subordinates? Leaders just need to grasp the general direction and ideological construction! Of course, we also have to make sure that there is only one voice in the team, so that we can unite as one!

Besides, the emperor is not an ordinary leader! If his subordinates don't work, he will go home and farm! Besides, a single filament does not form a thread, a lonely tree does not become a forest, and a few nails can be driven by iron? Human energy is limited, things are unlimited! However, you can't do things if you don't want to! No, the big head of the silk industry in Hangzhou, no! Magnate!

Silk industry giant: Boss Bai beat the drum in front of the emperor to complain, because Boss Bai's only daughter was kidnapped! The robber was illiterate and wrote a blackmail letter: "My daughter has been faked!" ……”

Boss Bai's name is very bluffing, and he is actually called Bai Qi. Don't laugh! If you are a person from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, you will definitely be scared to pee your pants when you hear it! Qin Guowu Anjun: Bai Qi is also called slaughter!

Soy Sauce Party: "He's a Dongying?" ”

Author: "No! He Hejun is not the original of Dongying, and He Hejun is an official name during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, for example, the rapeseed (prince) of the Qin State is An Guojun. ”

Bai Qi is the guy who buried nearly 300,000 people alive in Zhao State! However, Boss Bai is the same as Bai Qi, and his appearance is very vicious!