Bai Qi is a face full of meat, and his beard is shaved green. As soon as I took off my shirt, it was two hairtails!

Soy Sauce Party: "Nonsense! Do you have tattoos? ”

Dianhua: "I don't know much! ”

Soy sauce party: "That's two dragons playing with pearls!" It seems that Boss Bai is a gangster or a bad guy! ”

Dianhua: "This is very paranoid! Is that kind of person with a tattoo? Yue Fei still has a tattoo! ”

Anyway, Boss Bai's temperament matches his name very well! If you have a tattoo on your back, Guan Yu will be even better!

Soy sauce party: "But in the tattoo world, isn't it the most taboo to tattoo Guan Yu and Tang Seng with open eyes?" ”

Dianhua: "Why? ”

Soy sauce party: "Nonsense! Guan Yu is short-sighted, so he has always squinted! When you open your eyes, you're going to kill!

The evil qi is not very, very heavy, or the life is not very, very hard, and I can't hold back my eyes and open my eyes! If you can't stop it, there will be a bloody disaster! Yesterday, a Northeast buddy asked me to open my eyes on Guan Yu, and then three days later he came to me and begged me to add sunglasses to Guan Yu's statue! ”

Dian Hua: "Why can't you tattoo Tang monk?" ”

Soy sauce party: "Nonsense! Tang Seng learned the scriptures ninety-nine eighty-one difficult, step by step, tattooed destined to be haunted by bad luck! ”

Dian Hua: "Is Boss Bai a normal person?" His mother died in childbirth when he was born, and his father died when he was eight years old! The thirteen-year-old family is dead! Yesterday I had a dog and ran away. ”

Soy Sauce Party: "Oh! ”

Dianhua: "And! He and his wife Yu into the pot mantra are very compatible with the fierce gods! Yu Jin's mantra is: Who am I going to kill? The mantra is: Who's going to kill me! ”

Soy sauce party: "It's really a good match!" ”

Dianhua: "Less verbose! Boss Bai read the blackmail letter, and at first thought that the help was in Yizhou language, which is now Taiwanese: the meaning of vacation, but it turned out that something was wrong after a month! ”

Soy Sauce Party: "This guy has such a big heart!" ”

Next, Dian Hua sent Guo Jing and all the four famous arrests out!

At the same time, Yuan Liang said to his little minions: "Do you know what's in this sack?" ”

The little minion replied: "It's the eldest brother and your daughter-in-law!" ”

Yuan Liang: "As Yuan Shao's nephew, can I put my daughter-in-law in a sack?"

This guy is Boss Bai's daughter, so I tied him up. I've been inquiring about her for more than half a year, and it's a big white daughter! It looks as beautiful as a flower, especially the legs are the most beautiful and longest! ”

Little minion: "Nonsense! How long can it be? ”

Yuan Liang: "One meter eight tall, all legs under the neck!" ”

Minions: "Is that human?" Is it a genetic mutation? ”

Yuan Liang untied the mouth of the sack as he spoke: "The family is always rich, my buddy tied her up today, I will live the rest of my life, I don't lie, what do you want!" ”

Yuan Liang looked inside the sack, immediately closed it and said, "What is it?" Tied up wrong? Can't, hallucination? Could it be that the way it was opened was wrong? Right! Do it again! ”

Then Yuan Liang was so frightened that he took three steps back, and a big fat man came out of the sack with a chicken leg gnawed.

Yuan Liang: "Who are you?" ”

Fatty: "Who are you?" ”

Yuan Liang: "Who are you, let me ask?" ”

Fatty: "Who?" ”

Yuan Liang: "Finished!" Tied up the wrong one, actually tied up a fool, you said this is the whole thing, you said that I kidnapped Boss Bai's daughter, how can I tie him up wrong? ”

Fat man: "You're not wrong, I'm Boss Bai's daughter." ”

Yuan Liang: "You can pull it down!" This son is really full of heaven, round in the earth, fat head and big ears, and he can live to death at a glance, so who are you fooling?