Offender A: "Is there a foot of the Xiangjiang River?" ”

Offender B: "Do you have chickens in Keelung?" ”

It turned out that he hired someone to commit perjury and was fined 300,000 Tang coins. Yuan Liang kidnapped and blackmailed, threatened and insulted public officials, and was punished for several crimes. He was sentenced to 30 years' imprisonment. Deprivation of political rights for life.

When Ruthless and others returned to Beiping, they ruthlessly ridiculed Bai Yu and said: "The nutritional value of walnuts is benevolent, so being a person needs inner beauty!"

But people like you definitely can't figure it out! It's beautiful, it's beautiful! If you can't forget it, you can't forget it! What a pity to throw away such perfect memories! Ha ha! ”

At the same time, Wang Yun was feasting on Dianhua. Dianhua wanted to flip the table.

Soy Sauce Party: "Why? ”

Dianhua: "You know a fart!" ”

Soy Sauce Party: "Thank you for the compliment, I don't even understand fart!" ”

When he arrived at the restaurant, Wang Yun said to the waiter, "One or two beers, and four nuts, and wait a while..... There's one on the ground! Just three nuts! ”

Wang Yun invited a guest to pick the door like this, can Dian Hua not want to flip the table?

In fact, Wang Yun asked Dianhua to lend him a little money!

His grandson was resting between classes, and since he really didn't have anything to play, his grandson's class president organized a competition with his classmates to see who could get this head into the desk.

Wang Yun's grandson was quite competitive, he got in, but he couldn't pull it out......

Brought Wang Yun here. Then take your grandson to the hospital! The teacher in the communication room was not allowed to go out, saying that the table was public property.

said that we had to take it off before we could go to the hospital, Wang Yun said that if we could take it off, why should we go to the hospital?! The messenger said that he paid the deposit before leaving. In the end, the money was paid, and it was finished.

Unexpectedly, Wang Yun had no money, so he went to the Sanwu Hospital. It's cheap here, but the doctor is coaxing people!

The doctor wants to amputate Wang Yun's grandson from the neck, and Datang has already abolished the beheading, okay!

So I dragged my grandson and ran away, let's go home! As a result, I couldn't get on the bus, so I walked home with a table, and the return rate was 100 percent......

Wang Yun didn't know what kind of army his grandson was. Later, Wang Yun had a neighbor who was a carpenter, and said that he sawed the table.

His grandson was reluctant, and the school withheld the deposit. I, Wang Yun, also said that it is good to wear a table, and it is convenient to write homework. My head is stuffed inside, and I can't see my homework!

Dian Hua laughed! You, the stubborn old man who picks on my words and deeds every day, still have today?

So Dian Hua deliberately gave a bad idea: "Let Wang Yun's grandson hold it for three days, and after these three days, he will be hungry and lose weight, and finally he can pull it out!" ”

So, Dian Hua arrogantly said to Wang Yun: "Wang Lao! Twist this way! Get out of the way! To tell you the truth, you're really kidney-deficient! I'm so handsome and pick my thorns all day long, and let me lose face because of you!

And I'm from the China Tyrant Association! The slogan of our association is: We don't want to be friends with you, thank you! ”

Unexpectedly, Wang Yun replied: "What a coincidence! What a coincidence! I'm from the China Temporary Workers Association! The slogan of our association is: Back the black pot, we are very professional! ”

So the two of them began to stare at each other! Murderous!

Suddenly, Dian Hua was angry and said, "Aren't you numb when we discharge electricity like this?" When a person does such a sensual thing, he doesn't feel sensy at all. Is this just love?

Do you need to use internal strength to force poison for me? But there is no kiss between a straight man and a crooked man!

You help me undress, it seems like a little bit of that...... Or is it mouth-to-mouth to lose the true anger to me?

But I want to say: you seem to have something wrong with your brain! Let a big girl with yellow flowers talk to me, isn't it okay? And let her marry me! I'm so handsome, it's good to marry me!