271: The most terrifying skewer in history
Dian Hua, who looked at the smoke above his head, let out a cruel word and ran away: "Even if you open bricks with your bare hands, you can't prove it anymore, you are a pure master!" Ha ha! ”
I'm not bent! The wails were incessant. It is said that Wang Yun did not get out of bed for a week! I'm sick! Then Dianhua was idle again, and Dianhua was wondering if he should find something to do? Is it the South Sister Continent in the Borderlands or the North Sister Continent?
Before she could think about it, Mao You, the second daughter of Mao Jue and Diao Chan, asked herself: "Uncle! How can I keep my boyfriend interested in her? ”
Dian Hua slandered: "Mao You? I don't know, I thought this was the person who ran out of "I Have a Date with a Zombie"! ”
Dianhua said: "How can you keep your boyfriend enthusiastic about you?" Three words: don't remove your makeup. ”
Mao You said: "But men's requirements are too high, walking on the road and seeing a beautiful girl, they say that people's powder is too thick, and they must be very ugly when they take off their makeup, and if they don't see the beautiful, they have to say that they are so ugly, and they go out without makeup, which is too disrespectful to us!" ”
Dian Hua said: "So you need to marry an archaeologist!" ”
Mao You said, "Why? ”
Dianhua: "Because the older you get, the more interested he is in you!" ”
As a result, Mao You complained to Mao Jue, and Dian Hua was scolded by Mao Jue! Dianhua went to make amends to Mao You. Mao You asked Dianhua to sing a song he hadn't heard. This matter has been revealed.
How can Dianhua sing? You can only sing it hard! Dian Hua had an idea and said, "You can sing, but you can't interrupt!" ”
Mao You nodded!
Dian Hua began to sing: "Hongchen is ridiculous, infatuation is the most boring, it doesn't matter if everything is empty, this life is not over, but the heart is not disturbed......"
Mao You just wanted to expose that this song was "Laughing Hongchen", but Dian Hua's words changed: "I just want to change to a rocking chair and talk slowly, the most romantic thing in my life is to grow old with you......"
Mao You admired Dianhua's talent in his heart, and even connected part of "Laughing Red Dust" to "The Most Romantic Thing". As a result, Dianhua has changed again!
Dianhua: "A little bit of laughter along the way, sitting in a rocking chair and chatting slowly!" You smell of her perfume, it's a sin committed by my nose, and you shouldn't smell her beauty......"
Okay! It's changed to "Perfume Poisonous" again! Mao You is speechless! As a result, Dianhua changed again!
Dian Hua: "Erase everything and sleep with you!" Chrysanthemum remnants, wounds all over the ground! ……”
Mao You hasn't breathed a sigh of relief yet, and Dianhua has changed again! Just changed from "Perfume Poisonous" to "Chrysanthemum Terrace", but it has changed again!
Dianhua: "Leave a few cases in vain!" The wind blew up all night, and it was a little melancholy. How can we get rid of our worries? It's Du Kang! I've heard that you're still alone! The rain is full of grass and trees in the old hometown! I've heard you're alone in a lonely city! The bright moon invites the window, so I pretend to be chic, I have drunk the wind and swallowed the sand.
The prodigal son has no money to go to the restaurant, smell the pipa, who paints, and my gun is like a dragon, the universe is shaken, and the sky is broken. The spear was pierced for fear of being seen clearly, and in the spring, I came to see the red beans open, but I didn't see a lover to pick them.
The fireworks are embraced by the merry, and the true love is not there. Crying today and laughing tomorrow, I don't want anyone to understand, I am proud, singing and dancing. The long night is long and unconscious, and the joy is found. ”
Mao You felt that his three views were shattered, and he was about to go crazy! Listening to his songs, all of them are full of neurological hospitals! Others sing for money, but he sings to death!
"Laughing Hongchen" connects "The Most Romantic Thing" in connection with "Perfume is Toxic", and then changes to "Chrysanthemum Terrace", "Royal Dragon Taste Green Plum", "Fireworks Are Easy to Cold", "Prodigal Gossip", "Treading Mountains and Rivers", "Acacia" and then back to "Laughing Hongchen".
Mao You yelled: "Stop singing!" It was me who was wrong! Get out! Otherwise, I'll kill you! ”